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(Some Guy)   Hello. Uhh, can we have your liver?   (organdonation.nhs.uk) divider line
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2020-05-20 2:32:03 PM  
But I'm using it right now.
 
2020-05-20 2:33:48 PM  
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2020-05-20 2:51:59 PM  
If you can't trust them with the choice to donate, how can you trust their organs?
 
2020-05-20 2:53:38 PM  
Put Monty Python's Meaning of Life reference here.
 
2020-05-20 2:55:14 PM  
This being England, not sure there are any good livers available to donate
 
2020-05-20 2:55:39 PM  

gar1013: If you can't trust them with the choice to donate


In most cases, it's not about choosing, about being bothered to choose. The most prevalent reason for lack of organ donors is apathy, and that's more depressing than actual refusal.

Been a signed up donor for 30 years. Haven't spoked for over 20 years so they can have my lungs now.

I'd give the liver a miss though. long weekends...
 
2020-05-20 2:56:26 PM  

steklo: Put Monty Python's Meaning of Life reference here.


The joke went thataway

(I meant smoked, obviously)
 
2020-05-20 2:56:50 PM  
Side note: People aren't wearing enough hats.
 
2020-05-20 2:57:37 PM  

Stantz: gar1013: If you can't trust them with the choice to donate

In most cases, it's not about choosing, about being bothered to choose. The most prevalent reason for lack of organ donors is apathy, and that's more depressing than actual refusal.

Been a signed up donor for 30 years. Haven't spoked for over 20 years so they can have my lungs now.

I'd give the liver a miss though. long weekends...


Frankly, I wish they would make it so you had to make a positive choice one way or another.

Hell, they could do it at every doctor appointment - "please indicate whether you want to be an organ donor".

I just think it's BS to assume consent and make people jump through hoops to indicate they don't consent.
 
2020-05-20 2:57:59 PM  

Stantz: steklo: Put Monty Python's Meaning of Life reference here.

The joke went thataway

(I meant smoked, obviously)


*loud, dramatic chord*

NOBODY expects the Monty Python's Meaninf of Life reference here!
 
2020-05-20 2:58:20 PM  
Gil Hamilton approves.
 
2020-05-20 3:00:54 PM  

Stantz: steklo: Put Monty Python's Meaning of Life reference here.

The joke went thataway

(I meant smoked, obviously)


I like "spoked" - ha ha! It's how it would sound with a cig dangling out of ones mouth.
 
2020-05-20 3:01:31 PM  
Hawkeye Pierce wanted for questioning...

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2020-05-20 3:02:32 PM  
Monty Python - The Meaning of Life Live Organ Transplants
Youtube Sp-pU8TFsg0
 
2020-05-20 3:06:19 PM  
Need we say more?
 
2020-05-20 3:07:05 PM  
My liver is so enlarged it's enough for three people.
 
2020-05-20 3:13:49 PM  
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2020-05-20 3:15:16 PM  
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2020-05-20 3:21:34 PM  
I never had fried chicken livers until a few years ago.  A friend insisted we get them at the Colonnade.  I am not a fan, but people tell me they love them.  Too metallic.
 
2020-05-20 3:29:33 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I never had fried chicken livers until a few years ago.  A friend insisted we get them at the Colonnade.  I am not a fan, but people tell me they love them.  Too metallic.


More testicles means more iron !

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I'm guessing the liver does too. ( brains, heart and kidneys also, but I only do those with fava beans. )
 
2020-05-20 3:32:37 PM  
NSFW

Kind of relevant.

Ray Mears' Wild Food
 
2020-05-20 3:36:01 PM  
So now the government believes Not only all your money belongs to them but your body too.
 
2020-05-20 3:37:08 PM  

HallsOfMandos: Side note: People aren't wearing enough hats.


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2020-05-20 3:39:35 PM  

GallantPelham: So now the government believes Not only all your money belongs to them but your body too.


Feel free to opt out.
 
2020-05-20 3:42:24 PM  
Not sure you want mine. On the other hand, I'd rather not wake up in a bathtub full of ice water.
 
2020-05-20 5:15:56 PM  
No!
 
2020-05-20 6:54:06 PM  
I sent my sinuses to Arizona,
I sent my liver to Peru.
I sent my lungs and my kidneys,
for the summer to Sydney.
But I'm sending my heart to you.
 
2020-05-20 7:44:27 PM  
I've had a... special delivery.

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