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(Newschannel 9)   Man arrested for setting grandma's home afire did not think his escape, cunning disguise through   (newschannel9.com) divider line
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3410 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 May 2020 at 9:58 PM (12 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-20 10:00:33 PM  
Grandma was terribly disappointed in him long before the fire.
 
2020-05-20 10:03:55 PM  
Son I am disappoint!
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2020-05-20 10:07:54 PM  
"YOU LOOKIN AT ME?"
 
2020-05-20 10:10:17 PM  
Since the grandma and the dogs are okay, I'll forgive the disguise.
 
2020-05-20 10:11:43 PM  
Maybe he was mad because she didn't like his sausage sandwich....
 
2020-05-20 10:16:45 PM  
"witnesses told police that Sneed then asked for matches and then left.
According to witnesses, as Sneed left, he started pouring the vodka out in front of the business' exit doors and then threw the bottle beside the building."

What do you want to bet that he thought he'd throw a match & the vodka would go "woosh" in a big ball of flame?
 
2020-05-20 10:19:11 PM  
So many questions.  Just wtf is going on in his head?  Arson seems almost... normal compared to everything else going on with hin?
 
2020-05-20 10:21:33 PM  
I'm confused. Where are his face tattoos?
 
2020-05-20 10:23:50 PM  

chewd: "witnesses told police that Sneed then asked for matches and then left.
According to witnesses, as Sneed left, he started pouring the vodka out in front of the business' exit doors and then threw the bottle beside the building."

What do you want to bet that he thought he'd throw a match & the vodka would go "woosh" in a big ball of flame?


Depends on what he bought
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2020-05-20 10:27:11 PM  
Did Bazooka Joe take a bubble gum shiat on his head?
 
2020-05-20 10:28:46 PM  
But was her pension check ok?
 
2020-05-20 11:09:56 PM  
He looks like his five year old niece dressed him.
 
2020-05-20 11:28:33 PM  
Looks like the poster child for Generation Z.
 
2020-05-20 11:28:33 PM  

pup.socket: Since the grandma and the dogs are okay, I'll forgive the disguise.


I didn't even know grandma was ok, I just scanned the article until I saw the dogs were ok.
Leaving the dogs to die in a fire is like double Hitler evil. (Unless they were chihuahuas, then send those little demons back to the hell from whence they came)
 
2020-05-20 11:48:50 PM  

dkulprit: So many questions.  Just wtf is going on in his head?  Arson seems almost... normal compared to everything else going on with hin?


Yeah.  The dude poured the vodak out! WTF is wrong with him?
 
2020-05-20 11:50:03 PM  
/even as a recovering alcoholic and former vodak swiller...  I still feel pouring it out is just wrong.
 
2020-05-21 12:12:56 AM  

MythDragon: I just scanned the article until I saw the dogs were ok.


I did so too, but then decided to pretend I care about the grandma.

MythDragon: Leaving the dogs to die in a fire is like double Hitler evil. (Unless they were chihuahuas, then send those little demons back to the hell from whence they came)


You've never seen the Japanese loan shark advertising I guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8zni​L​-ZPrw&list=PLC59BF142AD6243D9
 
2020-05-21 12:22:58 AM  
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Seems like the financial stress of his business not being considered essential by the state during the lockdown finally drove Mr. Sneed to crack. But I still reckon his new business model was a valiant effort to stay afloat in these tryin' times. God only knows what Chuck's up to right now.
 
2020-05-21 1:50:39 AM  
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A former mugshot

"Subject's Eye Color?"
"No."
 
2020-05-21 2:01:36 AM  

Professor Horatio Hufnagel: [img3.looper.com image 780x439]

Seems like the financial stress of his business not being considered essential by the state during the lockdown finally drove Mr. Sneed to crack. But I still reckon his new business model was a valiant effort to stay afloat in these tryin' times. God only knows what Chuck's up to right now.


Still one of the best jokes that got by the censors....
 
2020-05-21 2:01:43 AM  
Please, oh PLEASE tell me that the arrest was recorded for COPS!
 
2020-05-21 5:03:13 AM  

dkulprit: So many questions.  Just wtf is going on in his head?  Arson seems almost... normal compared to everything else going on with hin?


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Wispy beard and bra straps? I suspect "Dustin" has had a different name and pronouns in the past.
 
2020-05-21 8:07:46 AM  
Ming the Magnificent
 
2020-05-21 8:37:50 AM  
"Grandma!  If you don't get away from me with those clippers, I'm gonna set the house on fire!!"
 
2020-05-21 10:12:38 AM  

Marcos P: Ming the Magnificent


More fabulous than magnificent.
 
2020-05-21 11:14:54 AM  
Pinky  yes
Brain no
 
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