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(Twitter)   Sen. Ron Johnson and Martha MacCallum want to know why Barack Obama didn't warn Donald Trump about Gen. Mike Flynn, a thing that Barack Obama absolutely did   (twitter.com) divider line
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2020-05-20 2:33:47 PM  

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He didn't warn them hard enough. Like, he didn't grab them by the shoulders and shake them vigorously while screaming DO NOT BRING THIS MAN INTO YOUR ADMINISTRATION. I'M SERIOUS. DON'T DO IT.
 
2020-05-20 2:33:57 PM  

Jojo_TheDogFacedBoy: Bazolar: If Biden wins, I'm buying a farking Trans Am and getting the fark out of red state hell.

You should probably go ahead and do that now, no need to wait for November.


I'm trying.  I'm kidding (kind of) about the Trans Am, but I'm actively trying to find a job back in my home state.  If everything continues to go to shait, I at least want to be back with family.  The non-crazy ones anyway.  Some of my cousins have drank the covid conspiracy koolaid and they're too far gone.
 
2020-05-20 2:34:18 PM  

synithium: Chonker Mom said to me: Why didn't you tell her it was hot?


I can understand an eight year-old wouldn't know better (as I can remember being clueless as a kid) but the mother should have and should have done her job as a parent to warn her kid to not touch anything metal in or over a fire.
 
2020-05-20 2:40:58 PM  

synithium: I have one of those fire pit things they sell at Home Depot and a bunch of trees that drop a significant amount of combustible material....

So one day I build a fire in my pit, and my wife's friend and her 8 year old daughter are over.  I get this burning and it's hot like a fire is, and starts burning low like a fire does.

So chonker kid walks over to the pit, now burning low, and proceeds to attempt to lift the fire cover off the pit.  The metal cover over a burning fire.

Needless to say she got burned pretty good on her hand because that kid was dumber than a hammer.

Chonker Mom said to me:  Why didn't you tell her it was hot?


//we aren't friends anymore


Why didn't you tell me your kid was a moron, so I'd know to warn her not to touch the obviously-hot thing?
 
2020-05-20 2:41:01 PM  
The GOP thrives on lies and dishonesty.  It's really the only principle they stand for anymore.
 
2020-05-20 2:46:13 PM  

COMALite J: Palined Parenthood: Nice headline, Subby
It's quoting the Original tweet verbatim.


No, I mean it.  They added a period where the tweet should have had one.  If not for that one dot, this would have been an awful headline!
 
2020-05-20 2:55:54 PM  

Jake Havechek: Jesus wept on a stack of blueberry pancakes...

Didn't Obama warn Trump himself not to hire Flynn?  It was reported on as such.  Johnson and McCallum have one brain cell between them.


Yep, this has been a non-story since the Flynn thing surfaced in the first place.
 
2020-05-20 3:06:24 PM  

Mocknews: [Fark user image 843x595]


I love it.  Reminds me of this:
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2020-05-20 3:27:39 PM  
Hey. Start a rumor. This is the reason don knocked dense off the ticket, he do didn't notify don about Flynn.
Then say don is replacing pence.
Should he choose Susan Collins...or that old blonde thing he keeps in the basement at the White House..?
 
2020-05-20 3:44:08 PM  
So, in effect, they're literally agreeing Flynn was guilty as sin? Goddamn, repubs are sofa king stupid.
 
2020-05-20 3:58:36 PM  

Icarus_Rising: synithium: I have one of those fire pit things they sell at Home Depot and a bunch of trees that drop a significant amount of combustible material....

So one day I build a fire in my pit, and my wife's friend and her 8 year old daughter are over.  I get this burning and it's hot like a fire is, and starts burning low like a fire does.

So chonker kid walks over to the pit, now burning low, and proceeds to attempt to lift the fire cover off the pit.  The metal cover over a burning fire.

Needless to say she got burned pretty good on her hand because that kid was dumber than a hammer.

Chonker Mom said to me:  Why didn't you tell her it was hot?


//we aren't friends anymore

Why didn't you tell me your kid was a moron, so I'd know to warn her not to touch the obviously-hot thing?


Honestly, I had no idea kids (and parents) that dumb existed until it rose up and smacked me in the face.
 
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