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2936 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 May 2020 at 3:18 PM (5 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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5 days ago  
This is what you get when a slow news month has an even slower news day.
 
5 days ago  
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Mr. Bill for the win!
 
5 days ago  
Stoopid
 
5 days ago  
Heh, I'd have a beer with that guy if he showed up at a Fark party.

/oh no, Mr Bill!
 
5 days ago  
So that's where Jon Voight is now.
 
5 days ago  
TBH I'd rather read this story 100 times than about another idiotic Trump/coronavirus fiasco.
 
5 days ago  
I don't see the problem.
 
5 days ago  

darth_badger: [i2-prod.mirror.co.uk image 615x820]

Mr. Bill for the win!


"At least I'm safe from Mister Hand. Oh, no!!!"
 
5 days ago  
How did it not work out well?  Blankets are on the bed in an orderly fashion and he's having fun with the pillows.  IMO, this is a perfect thing to do!
 
5 days ago  

darth_badger: [i2-prod.mirror.co.uk image 615x820]

Mr. Bill for the win!


BEST. DOG. TOY. EVER. Instead of squeaking he says, "oooooh nooooo".
 
5 days ago  
Hospital corners can go suck a dick.
 
5 days ago  
You'll really sleep well if one of those pictures hit you in the head.
 
5 days ago  
Burn one meal and banned from the kitchen.

Break one dish...
 
5 days ago  

uncleacid: You'll really sleep well if one of those pictures hit you in the head.


"I say Martha, old dear, I've taken me viagra; what say we knock some pictures down tonight, eh??"
 
5 days ago  
It looks fine except for all the stupid extra pillows that just wind up on the floor.
 
5 days ago  
He was baffled by all the pillows

In our house we call then "floor pillows." They're there to be thrown on the floor before going to bed at night.
See also: "pillow chairs" (chairs whose sole purpose is to hold a pillow).
 
5 days ago  
I laugh at all the pillows the wife thinks need to be on the bed. And she adds more when she makes it.

Since she never gets up until hours after me, I never have to make it.
 
5 days ago  
Epstein didn't hang himself.  He was just trying to make the bed.
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5 days ago  
I have never understood the need to use pillows as a decorative thingie.  Pillows are for sleeping on anything else is just throwing your money down the toilet.

Also, he should have been helping all these years, not just when he retires. That's b.s. .  You live here, you help out here or you go back to Mommy.
 
5 days ago  
People...make....their beds? You're just gonna fark it up again later that night.
 
4 days ago  

MythDragon: People...make....their beds? You're just gonna fark it up again later that night.



We don't make the bed in the morning. My wife leaves for work an hour before I do and I am not a morning person. I run on autopilot for the first hour after I get up and making the bed is a pointless chore in my opinion.

However, the wife is very particular about the sheets and blankets being neat and straightened out before going to bed. We make the bed right before she gets in it at night. If there is naked yum yum time before going to sleep, we make the bed again afterwards so she can have her perfectly straightened sheets and covers to sleep under.
 
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