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(Click2Houston)   Retirement hobbies expand from golf and fishing to sadomasochism and murder   (click2houston.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Assault, Felony, 65-year-old Craig LaMell's death, Battery, 81-year-old man, Alan Bischof, Company officials, Misdemeanor  
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2020-05-20 11:04:58 AM  
My retirement hobbies do not include three of the four listed. Want to guess which one that is?
 
2020-05-20 11:14:34 AM  
One of my favorite songs:
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2020-05-20 11:53:59 AM  
Greens fees have gotten way out of hand
 
2020-05-20 12:51:44 PM  
And some kind of inbreeding, apparently.
 
2020-05-20 12:56:01 PM  
 
2020-05-20 12:58:05 PM  

Nuclear Monk: And some kind of inbreeding, apparently.


They missed out on the breeding part. It's icky but there doesn't seem to be a public health reason to bar this arrangement. Just don't hit so hard next time.
 
2020-05-20 12:58:31 PM  
God, I hope that by the time im that age I have lost all interest in sex.

I want to go back to my pre-adolescence when I didn't care about anything except Legos and model airplanes. Women have been a colossal waste of time, energy and money.
 
2020-05-20 1:23:01 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Grandfather and NOT nephew in Dangerous roleplay 82%


Oh, I know that one. What an utter unredeemable asshole.
 
2020-05-20 1:24:45 PM  
who amongst us has now murdered a few people now and then
 
2020-05-20 1:33:02 PM  

AirForceVet: My retirement hobbies do not include three of the four listed. Want to guess which one that is?


Has to be golf. What kind of a person plays golf?
 
2020-05-20 1:35:38 PM  
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2020-05-20 1:36:03 PM  
Lemon murder party
 
2020-05-20 3:06:37 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Grandfather and NOT nephew in Dangerous roleplay 82%


if i mail you my phone, could you retrieve my voicemails?  and turn the ring off of vibrate?
 
2020-05-20 3:22:17 PM  

CordycepsInYourBrain: AirForceVet: My retirement hobbies do not include three of the four listed. Want to guess which one that is?

Has to be golf. What kind of a person plays golf?


Naw, I fish sometimes. Never saw any sense knocking a tiny ball on landscaped greenways. What a waste of natural forests and wildernesses.
 
2020-05-20 3:36:41 PM  
Well, unless you're including spanking, none of the above.

Damn, I really do need to go downstairs and work on my model train layout....
 
2020-05-21 12:02:23 PM  
I just read that headline to my wife and she's still waving her hands and going "ewww, ewww, erase that image from my mind, ewww"!
 
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