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2020-05-20 10:22:14 AM  
Do not read the comments
 
2020-05-20 10:35:03 AM  
Pompeo is a farking fool.  Worst SoS ever.
 
2020-05-20 10:44:27 AM  

Jake Havechek: Pompeo is a farking fool.  Worst SoS ever.


Yeah, and Attorney General too. But are forgetting her emails?
 
2020-05-20 11:03:29 AM  
End Times Mike is trying to hurry up the Rapture
 
2020-05-20 11:11:25 AM  

Jake Havechek: Pompeo is a farking fool.  Worst SoS ever.


And that's with Kissinger and Powell on the list.
 
2020-05-20 12:36:04 PM  
I trust fox news as much as I trust the Chinese government.
 
2020-05-20 12:36:18 PM  
So the one time a Republican isn't out there hating and demeaning women is the one time it causes an international incident.

How 2020.
 
2020-05-20 12:37:33 PM  

Jake Havechek: Pompeo is a farking fool.  Worst SoS ever.


True, and although Pompeo did it out of ignorance, I have to agree with his action because we have to stop letting China control our foreign policy. The rest of the word needs to stand up to China and tell them that Taiwan is recognized globally as an independent nation.
 
2020-05-20 12:38:38 PM  

forteblast: Do not read the comments


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2020-05-20 12:39:43 PM  
China pretending that Taiwan doesn't have its own legitimate government is the real problem here.

That we have a Sec of State who deliberately sticks a finger in the eye of China for no good reason is just more shiat icing on the shiat cake.
 
2020-05-20 12:39:47 PM  
 
2020-05-20 12:39:48 PM  

BorgiaGinz: Jake Havechek: Pompeo is a farking fool.  Worst SoS ever.

True, and although Pompeo did it out of ignorance, I have to agree with his action because we have to stop letting China control our foreign policy. The rest of the word needs to stand up to China and tell them that Taiwan is recognized globally as an independent nation.


You're being too kind. This is the stupid underhanded jab at China for his boss to perpetuate the Wuhan rumors.

If China wanted to biatchslap Trump, they should shut down Ivanka's licenses.
 
2020-05-20 12:42:32 PM  

forteblast: Do not read the comments


Let's imagine what they'd say if Xi Jinping tweeted out a congratulations to the future president of Pacifica
 
2020-05-20 12:42:50 PM  
Here's a gem of "hilarity:"
We need to change the "One China" policy from Jimmy Carter's failed Presidency. We need to reign in China's aggressiveness. They are taking over other nation's territorial water rights in the South China Sea. President Trump needs to gather nations now to recognize Taiwan as a separate nation, but needs a clever policy. Plus, now is the time to hold an International Tribunal enforcing national boundaries in South China Sea. If we don't do it now, we will pay a dear, dear price down the road.
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2020-05-20 12:43:13 PM  

houstondragon: If China wanted to biatchslap Trump, they should shut down Ivanka's licenses.


Like they're worth anything anyway.
 
2020-05-20 12:44:12 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: China pretending that Taiwan doesn't have its own legitimate government is the real problem here.

That we have a Sec of State who deliberately sticks a finger in the eye of China for no good reason is just more shiat icing on the shiat cake.


When I saw his comments, I thought, "Wow, he's actually close to the truth, but for exactly all the wrong reasons." This is just going to piss almost literally everyone off.  It benefits no one.
 
2020-05-20 12:44:38 PM  

whr21: houstondragon: If China wanted to biatchslap Trump, they should shut down Ivanka's licenses.

Like they're worth anything anyway.


One of them is for Trump branded coffins. You know damn well in this situation there's money to be made with that.
 
2020-05-20 12:44:57 PM  

MinatoArisato013: Here's a gem of "hilarity:"
We need to change the "One China" policy from Jimmy Carter's failed Presidency. We need to reign in China's aggressiveness. They are taking over other nation's territorial water rights in the South China Sea. President Trump needs to gather nations now to recognize Taiwan as a separate nation, but needs a clever policy. Plus, now is the time to hold an International Tribunal enforcing national boundaries in South China Sea. If we don't do it now, we will pay a dear, dear price down the road.
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"Clever policy"

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2020-05-20 12:45:34 PM  
lawl. Watch us get Taiwan blowed the fark up trying to shift the news from our shiatburger Pompey spending DHS money on private fundraising engagements.

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2020-05-20 12:46:00 PM  
Not that I like this administration, but the Chinese gov't deserves to have its face held down in its own s*** till it stops breathing. We're past the point where we can expect them to behave reasonably on a global scale; they simply need to be stopped before they realize their cartoonishly evil plans for world domination.
 
2020-05-20 12:49:42 PM  

houstondragon: BorgiaGinz: Jake Havechek: Pompeo is a farking fool.  Worst SoS ever.

True, and although Pompeo did it out of ignorance, I have to agree with his action because we have to stop letting China control our foreign policy. The rest of the word needs to stand up to China and tell them that Taiwan is recognized globally as an independent nation.

You're being too kind. This is the stupid underhanded jab at China for his boss to perpetuate the Wuhan rumors.

If China wanted to biatchslap Trump, they should shut down Ivanka's licenses.


Yeah China is playing him like a fiddle.

They are totally farking his farmer base and US trade, but they stroke his ego with his "patents" and their investments in his shiatty resorts because if Trump had an patriotic,altrustic bone in his body he would go on national TV and give up all his patents in China, get his cheap crap manufactured someone else, and tell them to fark off with their 500 million dollar investment in Thailand.
 
2020-05-20 12:50:15 PM  

forteblast: Do not read the comments


Disagree strongly there. There is some seriously funny shiat in there
 
2020-05-20 12:57:01 PM  

thehighesttree: Not that I like this administration, but the Chinese gov't deserves to have its face held down in its own s*** till it stops breathing. We're past the point where we can expect them to behave reasonably on a global scale; they simply need to be stopped before they realize their cartoonishly evil plans for world domination.


That's generally the sentiment most of the world has about us
 
2020-05-20 12:59:33 PM  

MinatoArisato013: Here's a gem of "hilarity:"
We need to change the "One China" policy from Jimmy Carter's failed Presidency. We need to reign in China's aggressiveness. They are taking over other nation's territorial water rights in the South China Sea. President Trump needs to gather nations now to recognize Taiwan as a separate nation, but needs a clever policy. Plus, now is the time to hold an International Tribunal enforcing national boundaries in South China Sea. If we don't do it now, we will pay a dear, dear price down the road.
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Uhh that's not really wrong. China is being extremely aggressive with their neighbors in the South China Sea. They are building man made islands to use as bases and seriously farking up the fisheries.
 
2020-05-20 1:25:21 PM  

Horizon: MinatoArisato013: Here's a gem of "hilarity:"
We need to change the "One China" policy from Jimmy Carter's failed Presidency. We need to reign in China's aggressiveness. They are taking over other nation's territorial water rights in the South China Sea. President Trump needs to gather nations now to recognize Taiwan as a separate nation, but needs a clever policy. Plus, now is the time to hold an International Tribunal enforcing national boundaries in South China Sea. If we don't do it now, we will pay a dear, dear price down the road.
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Uhh that's not really wrong. China is being extremely aggressive with their neighbors in the South China Sea. They are building man made islands to use as bases and seriously farking up the fisheries.


So they have their own version of the monroe doctrine?
 
2020-05-20 1:29:37 PM  

lilplatinum: thehighesttree: Not that I like this administration, but the Chinese gov't deserves to have its face held down in its own s*** till it stops breathing. We're past the point where we can expect them to behave reasonably on a global scale; they simply need to be stopped before they realize their cartoonishly evil plans for world domination.

That's generally the sentiment most of the world has about us


That's absolutely understandable, but consider that we can openly ridicule the goofy President of the USA without dying in the back of a van, among other atrocities.
 
2020-05-20 1:30:57 PM  

thehighesttree: lilplatinum: thehighesttree: Not that I like this administration, but the Chinese gov't deserves to have its face held down in its own s*** till it stops breathing. We're past the point where we can expect them to behave reasonably on a global scale; they simply need to be stopped before they realize their cartoonishly evil plans for world domination.

That's generally the sentiment most of the world has about us

That's absolutely understandable, but consider that we can openly ridicule the goofy President of the USA without dying in the back of a van, among other atrocities.


At least for a few more months until he suspends elections and adopts "emergency powers"
 
2020-05-20 1:32:09 PM  

houstondragon: BorgiaGinz: Jake Havechek: Pompeo is a farking fool.  Worst SoS ever.

True, and although Pompeo did it out of ignorance, I have to agree with his action because we have to stop letting China control our foreign policy. The rest of the word needs to stand up to China and tell them that Taiwan is recognized globally as an independent nation.

You're being too kind. This is the stupid underhanded jab at China for his boss to perpetuate the Wuhan rumors.

If China wanted to biatchslap Trump, they should shut down Ivanka's licenses.


I'd need a mop and bucket to clean up after things if they started stripping Fat Donny's name off things.
 
2020-05-20 1:40:30 PM  

MinatoArisato013: Here's a gem of "hilarity:"
We need to change the "One China" policy from Jimmy Carter's failed Presidency. We need to reign in China's aggressiveness. They are taking over other nation's territorial water rights in the South China Sea. President Trump needs to gather nations now to recognize Taiwan as a separate nation, but needs a clever policy. Plus, now is the time to hold an International Tribunal enforcing national boundaries in South China Sea. If we don't do it now, we will pay a dear, dear price down the road.
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if only there was some type of "gathered nations" to enforce intentional tribunes. Maybe some of the nations could unite, maybe they could form some type of league, where they could meet and discuss international issue.
 
2020-05-20 1:42:10 PM  

houstondragon: BorgiaGinz: Jake Havechek: Pompeo is a farking fool.  Worst SoS ever.

True, and although Pompeo did it out of ignorance, I have to agree with his action because we have to stop letting China control our foreign policy. The rest of the word needs to stand up to China and tell them that Taiwan is recognized globally as an independent nation.

You're being too kind. This is the stupid underhanded jab at China for his boss to perpetuate the Wuhan rumors.

If China wanted to biatchslap Trump, they should shut down Ivanka's licenses.


Wuhan rumors?
 
2020-05-20 1:42:37 PM  
Also i heard we have to bring our manufacturing supply chain back to the US. It's like the Ghinese stole it from us over the last 40 years
 
2020-05-20 2:11:14 PM  
Pompeo is indeed an idiot which makes him fit in very well with the Trump administration.

At the same time, I have trouble garnering any sympathy for China's position on this (or Taiwan's as they also think there's one China).  There is no one China.  There are obviously two operating countries and it serves no purpose (other than to China to propagandize to their own people) to indulge the fantasy that there is one China.  It's time to stop enabling their bullshiat.
 
2020-05-20 2:15:50 PM  
Do not submit Fox News links
 
2020-05-20 2:16:08 PM  

thehighesttree: lilplatinum: thehighesttree: Not that I like this administration, but the Chinese gov't deserves to have its face held down in its own s*** till it stops breathing. We're past the point where we can expect them to behave reasonably on a global scale; they simply need to be stopped before they realize their cartoonishly evil plans for world domination.

That's generally the sentiment most of the world has about us

That's absolutely understandable, but consider that we can openly ridicule the goofy President of the USA without dying in the back of a van, among other atrocities.


Yet
 
2020-05-20 2:45:23 PM  

Podna: Horizon: MinatoArisato013: Here's a gem of "hilarity:"
We need to change the "One China" policy from Jimmy Carter's failed Presidency. We need to reign in China's aggressiveness. They are taking over other nation's territorial water rights in the South China Sea. President Trump needs to gather nations now to recognize Taiwan as a separate nation, but needs a clever policy. Plus, now is the time to hold an International Tribunal enforcing national boundaries in South China Sea. If we don't do it now, we will pay a dear, dear price down the road.
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Uhh that's not really wrong. China is being extremely aggressive with their neighbors in the South China Sea. They are building man made islands to use as bases and seriously farking up the fisheries.

So they have their own version of the monroe doctrine?


Yawn, yeah yeah, America is just as evil. That thing we did a century ago completely absolves China of misdeeds now. What about that time the Mongols pillaged and raped their way across Asia and Europe!?!?! Clearly I should be able to shoot my neighbors and take their stuff!
 
2020-05-20 2:47:20 PM  
Good. Every government official should be doing this. China can go fark itself. The winner of this years election should immediately publicly recognize Taiwan as an independent nation
 
2020-05-20 2:59:33 PM  

Apocalyptic Inferno: Pompeo is indeed an idiot which makes him fit in very well with the Trump administration.

At the same time, I have trouble garnering any sympathy for China's position on this (or Taiwan's as they also think there's one China).


You're living in the past. Tsai Ing-Wen's party, the Democratic Progressive Party, supports an independent Taiwan, which is why China is especially irked at her party's victory.

There is no one China.  There are obviously two operating countries and it serves no purpose (other than to China to propagandize to their own people) to indulge the fantasy that there is one China.  It's time to stop enabling their bullshiat.

Agreed.
 
2020-05-20 3:02:05 PM  

Warlordtrooper: Good. Every government official should be doing this. China can go fark itself. The winner of this years election should immediately publicly recognize Taiwan as an independent nation


If Taiwan declares independence unilaterally, China will invade. There has to be international support for Taiwanese independence with military back-up for Taiwan if necessary.
 
2020-05-20 5:29:40 PM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: houstondragon: BorgiaGinz: Jake Havechek: Pompeo is a farking fool.  Worst SoS ever.

True, and although Pompeo did it out of ignorance, I have to agree with his action because we have to stop letting China control our foreign policy. The rest of the word needs to stand up to China and tell them that Taiwan is recognized globally as an independent nation.

You're being too kind. This is the stupid underhanded jab at China for his boss to perpetuate the Wuhan rumors.

If China wanted to biatchslap Trump, they should shut down Ivanka's licenses.

Wuhan rumors?


https://www.vox.com/2020/4/23/2122648​4​/wuhan-lab-coronavirus-china
 
2020-05-20 9:31:41 PM  

Horizon: Podna: Horizon: MinatoArisato013: Here's a gem of "hilarity:"
We need to change the "One China" policy from Jimmy Carter's failed Presidency. We need to reign in China's aggressiveness. They are taking over other nation's territorial water rights in the South China Sea. President Trump needs to gather nations now to recognize Taiwan as a separate nation, but needs a clever policy. Plus, now is the time to hold an International Tribunal enforcing national boundaries in South China Sea. If we don't do it now, we will pay a dear, dear price down the road.
[Fark user image image 425x239]

Uhh that's not really wrong. China is being extremely aggressive with their neighbors in the South China Sea. They are building man made islands to use as bases and seriously farking up the fisheries.

So they have their own version of the monroe doctrine?

Yawn, yeah yeah, America is just as evil. That thing we did a century ago completely absolves China of misdeeds now. What about that time the Mongols pillaged and raped their way across Asia and Europe!?!?! Clearly I should be able to shoot my neighbors and take their stuff!


We've been farking up south of our border as recently as the umm a few weeks ago, lol
 
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