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(Mashable)   7-11 employee helps customer discern the difference between a thermometer and hand sanitizer in the most 7-11 way possible   (sea.mashable.com) divider line
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4487 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 May 2020 at 12:05 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-20 10:15:35 AM  
Thank you, come again!
 
2020-05-20 10:52:12 AM  
I've seen a few videos of people trying to practice safety guidelines by getting a spritz of hand sanitizer...from a hot coffee dispenser. They recognize their error pretty quickly.
 
2020-05-20 11:15:30 AM  
Just yesterday, I had a drinking glass in one hand and paper towel in the other, and threw the glass in the trash...  Doh!
 
2020-05-20 11:51:48 AM  
Just ask this staff from a 7-Eleven store in Thailand.

Why does Subby hate Fark user image?
 
2020-05-20 12:00:28 PM  

bearded clamorer: Just ask this staff from a 7-Eleven store in Thailand.

Why does Subby hate [Fark user image 56x11]?


Yeah, I noticed that too.  Nice work schlubby.

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2020-05-20 12:09:06 PM  
What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?


The taste
 
2020-05-20 12:11:37 PM  
Great video of her feet!

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2020-05-20 12:14:03 PM  
Hey Bob, why are you carrying a thermometer and walking around with a bottle of hand sanitizer up your butt?

Oh thank heaven, 7-11.
 
2020-05-20 12:14:52 PM  

blatz514: bearded clamorer: Just ask this staff from a 7-Eleven store in Thailand.

Why does Subby hate [Fark user image 56x11]?

Yeah, I noticed that too.  Nice work schlubby.

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Yeah...what were they thinking? Thailand doesn't exist!

/stupid Subby
 
2020-05-20 12:19:03 PM  
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2020-05-20 12:19:18 PM  
It took that many employees?  I figured 2-3 would be enough.
 
2020-05-20 12:21:54 PM  
Which one should I use?
Well, doctors say to use this. *beep* ok.
But Trump says to use this. *spray* argh!
Which one do you prefer?
 
2020-05-20 12:37:03 PM  
This is a less deadly version of the "cop shoots perp when he meant to grab his taser instead of his gun" thing.
 
2020-05-20 1:57:07 PM  

Ker_Thwap: Just yesterday, I had a drinking glass in one hand and paper towel in the other, and threw the glass in the trash...  Doh!


I had a vibrator in one and an angle-grinder in the other.

Didn't remove the grout very well.
 
2020-05-20 2:46:21 PM  

Prof. Frink: Ker_Thwap: Just yesterday, I had a drinking glass in one hand and paper towel in the other, and threw the glass in the trash...  Doh!

I had a vibrator in one and an angle-grinder in the other.

Didn't remove the grout very well.


If you've got grout up there, you have bigger problems.
 
2020-05-20 3:21:11 PM  

steklo: [Fark user image 603x644]


Be glad she didn't put it on the roller grill.
 
2020-05-20 7:10:32 PM  
Is that customer wearing Crocs?!

She deserved it.
 
2020-05-20 10:37:57 PM  

WilderKWight: steklo: [Fark user image 603x644]

Be glad she didn't put it on the roller grill.


And pump chili on his head.
 
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