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(Twitter)   Semi hauling 40k pounds of noodles overturns in Nashville. No word if it was a Mac truck   (twitter.com) divider line
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2020-05-20 9:41:17 AM  
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2020-05-20 9:56:32 AM  
Cheeses took the wheel.
 
2020-05-20 10:12:55 AM  
Make some mac n cheese, stir in a can of no-bean chili and some sriracha sauce in a casserole dish, top with plain ole 'Murican cheese, and bake for 15 mins to get the cheese all bubbly, and you've got a meal fit for kings and couch potatoes alike.
 
2020-05-20 10:22:18 AM  
pretty gouda headline.
 
2020-05-20 10:22:45 AM  
Ramen speed!
 
2020-05-20 10:38:21 AM  
udon farked up now
 
2020-05-20 10:42:53 AM  
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2020-05-20 10:43:17 AM  
In Canuckistan we have 'Kraft Dinner' truc-
okay, I'll STFU now if you insist.
 
2020-05-20 10:47:23 AM  
There's a country song in there somewhere.
 
2020-05-20 10:50:51 AM  
That's a lawsuit pho sure.
 
2020-05-20 10:51:52 AM  
Hey, another cheesy pun thread! And to think I almost pasta this one by.
 
2020-05-20 10:53:20 AM  
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2020-05-20 10:54:43 AM  
Oh the huge manicotti!
 
2020-05-20 10:54:53 AM  
Boooooo!!!
 
2020-05-20 10:55:11 AM  
These huge trucks need to stay out of the ziti during rush hour.
 
2020-05-20 10:55:59 AM  
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If it was this krap. Nothing of value was lost.
 
2020-05-20 10:56:59 AM  
Are the bananas okay?
 
2020-05-20 11:01:27 AM  

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If it was this krap. Nothing of value was lost.


Aye, just another chemical spill.
 
2020-05-20 11:06:18 AM  
RIP

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2020-05-20 11:11:10 AM  
This thread is spiralling out of control. The mods are asleep at the wheels. Cheesus, Fark is a shell of what it used to be.
 
2020-05-20 11:23:57 AM  
It all rolled out the truck and onto the road. It wasn't a farfalle.
 
2020-05-20 11:43:13 AM  
"Harry, it sucks."
 
2020-05-20 11:50:34 AM  

markie_farkie: Make some mac n cheese, stir in a can of no-bean chili and some sriracha sauce in a casserole dish, top with plain ole 'Murican cheese, and bake for 15 mins to get the cheese all bubbly, and you've got a meal fit for kings and couch potatoes alike.


I like how you think. My recipe is macaroni, no-bean chili, diced tomatoes and/or salsa topped with cheddar and smoked gouda cheese.
 
2020-05-20 11:55:03 AM  
Semi hauling 40G pounds of noodles overturns in Nashville.

/pet peave
 
2020-05-20 11:59:55 AM  
Harry Chapin - Thirty Thousand Pounds of Bananas
Youtube OGldNpngDws
 
2020-05-20 12:22:48 PM  

mercator_psi: It all rolled out the truck and onto the road. It wasn't a farfalle.


I was probably worth quite a bit before it happened, but now it is worth only pennes on the dollar.
 
2020-05-20 12:31:04 PM  
At this rate the food shortages cannoli get worse.
 
2020-05-20 1:06:53 PM  
Looking at the crash I want to know who drove that rig -- a Tony?
 
2020-05-20 1:09:11 PM  
Sweet, that's about 20 miles from me. Gonna grab a bowl.
 
2020-05-20 1:10:14 PM  

Sid Deuces: markie_farkie: Make some mac n cheese, stir in a can of no-bean chili and some sriracha sauce in a casserole dish, top with plain ole 'Murican cheese, and bake for 15 mins to get the cheese all bubbly, and you've got a meal fit for kings and couch potatoes alike.

I like how you think. My recipe is macaroni, no-bean chili, diced tomatoes and/or salsa topped with cheddar and smoked gouda cheese.


I've asked this in person a number of times at restaurants and never got an answer.  What the fark is American cheese?!?  It's not cheddar...
 
2020-05-20 1:34:57 PM  

bighairyguy: There's a country song in there somewhere.


Pasta Point of Rescue by Hal Ketchup.
 
2020-05-20 2:31:44 PM  

RyansPrivates: Looking at the crash I want to know who drove that rig -- a Tony?


I think it was Alfredo. He was sauced.
 
2020-05-20 2:33:43 PM  

EBN-OZN: RyansPrivates: Looking at the crash I want to know who drove that rig -- a Tony?

I think it was Alfredo. He was sauced.


Probably Vodka, if I had to guess.
 
2020-05-20 2:35:21 PM  

rockymountainrider: Sid Deuces: markie_farkie: Make some mac n cheese, stir in a can of no-bean chili and some sriracha sauce in a casserole dish, top with plain ole 'Murican cheese, and bake for 15 mins to get the cheese all bubbly, and you've got a meal fit for kings and couch potatoes alike.

I like how you think. My recipe is macaroni, no-bean chili, diced tomatoes and/or salsa topped with cheddar and smoked gouda cheese.

I've asked this in person a number of times at restaurants and never got an answer.  What the fark is American cheese?!?  It's not cheddar...


According to the US Standards of Identity for Dairy Products, part of the Code of Federal Regulations (CFR), to be labeled "American cheese" a processed cheese is required to be manufactured from cheddar cheese, colby cheese, washed curd cheese, or granular cheese, or any mixture of two or more of these.

/Wikipedia
//In short: its an amalgam of processed foodstuffs
///Much like those who consume it?
 
2020-05-20 2:44:49 PM  
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2020-05-20 3:42:28 PM  

RyansPrivates: rockymountainrider: Sid Deuces: markie_farkie: Make some mac n cheese, stir in a can of no-bean chili and some sriracha sauce in a casserole dish, top with plain ole 'Murican cheese, and bake for 15 mins to get the cheese all bubbly, and you've got a meal fit for kings and couch potatoes alike.

I like how you think. My recipe is macaroni, no-bean chili, diced tomatoes and/or salsa topped with cheddar and smoked gouda cheese.

I've asked this in person a number of times at restaurants and never got an answer.  What the fark is American cheese?!?  It's not cheddar...

According to the US Standards of Identity for Dairy Products, part of the Code of Federal Regulations (CFR), to be labeled "American cheese" a processed cheese is required to be manufactured from cheddar cheese, colby cheese, washed curd cheese, or granular cheese, or any mixture of two or more of these.

/Wikipedia
//In short: its an amalgam of processed foodstuffs
///Much like those who consume it?


ugh

thanks I think
 
2020-05-20 5:04:54 PM  
It could be mac, or spaghetti, or rotini.. so many pastabilities.
 
2020-05-20 5:14:12 PM  
Hippo with noodles on his back
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2020-05-20 6:43:10 PM  
If that orange "cheese" mixture is all over the ground there, they'll have to call in the guys in the hazmat suits.
 
2020-05-20 7:11:17 PM  
Dude is lucky. My cousin / best friend drove off that bridge back in 1973 and was in a coma for 18 farking years. We're both from Nashville, I'd always drive way around rather than having to go across that bridge after it happened.
 
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