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2020-05-20 9:28:14 AM  
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2020-05-20 9:29:41 AM  
From Vegas with Love disdain
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2020-05-20 9:35:23 AM  
As I understand, these are applications for ballots, not ballots themselves, like Texas and Michigan are doing.
 
2020-05-20 9:35:59 AM  
The entire GOP needs to be hounded into oblivion like the Nazis were.
 
2020-05-20 9:37:59 AM  
Someone should secretly replace his Sudafed stash with triple strength hydroxychloroquine and do the planet a massive favor.
 
2020-05-20 9:38:42 AM  

wooden_badger: The entire GOP needs to be hounded into oblivion like the Nazis were.


The candy ass media won't do shiat.
 
2020-05-20 9:39:32 AM  
"I think"

Big brained, stable genius is unsure? Oh Lordy color me confused!
 
2020-05-20 9:39:45 AM  

Jake Havechek: As I understand, these are applications for ballots, not ballots themselves, like Texas and Michigan are doing.


MI is sending applications for ballots, not ballots themselves.
https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/secr​e​tary-of-state-mailing-every-michigan-v​oter-absentee-ballot-application-for-2​020-elections
 
2020-05-20 9:40:16 AM  

Jake Havechek: wooden_badger: The entire GOP needs to be hounded into oblivion like the Nazis were.

The candy ass media won't do shiat.


They're not "candy ass" as much as "willfully complicit."
 
2020-05-20 9:45:43 AM  
I wonder how Nevada's senators feel about this.
 
2020-05-20 9:51:22 AM  
Why are Nevadans still paying Federal Income Tax?

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2020-05-20 9:51:41 AM  

wooden_badger: The entire GOP needs to be hounded into oblivion like the Nazis were.


Only with more extreme prejudice.
 
2020-05-20 9:52:07 AM  

Circusdog320: "I think"

Big brained, stable genius is unsure? Oh Lordy color me confused!


I have a response to Trump:

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2020-05-20 9:52:10 AM  
Notice how that these (especially Michigan) are swing states. The GOP is getting more and more transparent in their desire to suppress votes.
 
2020-05-20 9:52:25 AM  

Im_Gumby: Jake Havechek: As I understand, these are applications for ballots, not ballots themselves, like Texas and Michigan are doing.

MI is sending applications for ballots, not ballots themselves.
https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/secre​tary-of-state-mailing-every-michigan-v​oter-absentee-ballot-application-for-2​020-elections


That's what I said.
 
2020-05-20 9:55:57 AM  
Anyone not voting Trump is cheating: the new chant of right wing criminals
 
2020-05-20 9:57:15 AM  
Love how the asshole puts "I think" in quotes.
 
2020-05-20 9:57:22 AM  

wooden_badger: The entire GOP needs to be hounded into oblivion like the Nazis were.


Maybe even a bit more, since they still come out of the woodwork.
 
2020-05-20 9:57:55 AM  
States can vote however they like, Donnie. Someone needs to let you know that before you really fark yourself.
 
2020-05-20 9:58:00 AM  
Looks like open invalidation of the November election is in full play starting today.
 
2020-05-20 9:58:01 AM  
This Week
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2020-05-20 9:58:18 AM  
Waiting for him to do my state of Virginia next, as we are also allowing absentee voting for any reason.
Come at me bro. Already requested my application.
 
2020-05-20 9:58:54 AM  
State of Nevada "thinks" that they can send out illegal vote by mail ballots

What on earth is "illegal" about mail in ballots?
First, I'm certain states decide how they handle voting.
Second, it has been proven that the incidents of voter fraud are virtually non existent with mail in voting.
Third, almost every time there has been a true case of voting fraud, it has been done by a republican.

As has been said, they aren't even trying to pretend that they aren't cheating anymore. I wonder what will happen...
 
2020-05-20 9:59:08 AM  
"We'll send you this disaster relief money, but I need you to do us a favor though"

Huh... where have we heard that before?
 
2020-05-20 10:00:15 AM  

Rav Tokomi: Looks like open invalidation of the November election is in full play starting today.


If he doesn't start complaining about the fraud now, then in November he can't claim he's been warning about this for months

Oh, yeah, he could just lie and say that, but since when has this president ever lied?
 
2020-05-20 10:00:15 AM  

floopaloop: Why are Nevadans still paying Federal Income Tax?

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Is there a legit way to keep them from pulling the taxes out of your paycheck?  It's not like it goes to the Nevada state government first and then they cut a check for the state.
 
2020-05-20 10:00:18 AM  

Jake Havechek: As I understand, these are applications for ballots, not ballots themselves, like Texas and Michigan are doing.


You question the Dear Leader?  Don't you know the difference between a ballot and a not ballot?  You must have gone to school in Oklahoma.
 
2020-05-20 10:01:20 AM  

Jake Havechek: Im_Gumby: Jake Havechek: As I understand, these are applications for ballots, not ballots themselves, like Texas and Michigan are doing.

MI is sending applications for ballots, not ballots themselves.
https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/secre​tary-of-state-mailing-every-michigan-v​oter-absentee-ballot-application-for-2​020-elections

That's what I said.


Wanted to make sure, as you could read your sentence two ways:
1. You understand that these (NV's) are applications and not ballets like TX and MI are sending.
2. You understand that these (NV's) are applications, unlike the ballets that TX and MI are sending.
 
2020-05-20 10:01:27 AM  
WV is doing this also, but we're a blood Red state and Gov. Jabba claims to be his close personal friend so we'll be spared his Twitterances.
 
2020-05-20 10:01:36 AM  
Sorry, but you must not cheat in elections.

It just makes me wanna barf to read that from him. F*cker.
 
2020-05-20 10:02:08 AM  
The military uses mail-in ballots.

Taken to it's Trump-reasoning end, then all those ballots must be illegal too?

Throws up hands, walks away.
 
2020-05-20 10:02:25 AM  
Und yet, dear president voted by mail in der state uv Florida because he can.  Ya?
 
2020-05-20 10:03:17 AM  
Just so you media pukes know, after Trump is finished, we're coming after you, next.
 
2020-05-20 10:03:52 AM  
There were only four verified cases of voter fraud in the 2016 election. Three were Republicans.
Maybe you should worry about your own party more.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/t​h​e-fix/wp/2016/12/01/0-000002-percent-o​f-all-the-ballots-cast-in-the-2016-ele​ction-were-fraudulent/
 
2020-05-20 10:03:58 AM  

floopaloop: Why are Nevadans still paying Federal Income Tax?

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Ya know, Russia's been pushing the idea of breaking up the U.S. for years now, right?
 
2020-05-20 10:05:03 AM  
"You must not cheat in elections," says man who won by cheating, and representing political party which cheats in every conceivable way.
 
2020-05-20 10:05:46 AM  

Walker: There were only four verified cases of voter fraud in the 2016 election. Three were Republicans.
Maybe you should worry about your own party more.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/th​e-fix/wp/2016/12/01/0-000002-percent-o​f-all-the-ballots-cast-in-the-2016-ele​ction-were-fraudulent/


Oh wait, all four were Republicans. The story didn't say what the 4th candidate was so I looked it up.
 
2020-05-20 10:05:59 AM  

pueblonative: Love how the asshole puts "I think" in quotes.


Freudian slip of sarcasm? He knows that he's doesn't think.
 
2020-05-20 10:06:11 AM  

menschenfresser: "You must not cheat in elections," says man who won by cheating, and representing political party which cheats in every conceivable way.


'Cheating' = 'Letting Democrats win'.
 
2020-05-20 10:06:19 AM  

floopaloop: Why are Nevadans still paying Federal Income Tax?

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i already decided I live in TriStateLandia
 
2020-05-20 10:07:11 AM  
OK donnie, since you "think", please provide a few details:

1. What law is being broken? There is nothing illegal about vote by mail if the state legislature authorizes it by definition.
2. If voter fraud is a concern, what steps (guidelines, funding) are you going to push Congress to authorize to stop it?
3. While I'm sure you can be a pain in the ass, you cannot permanently hold up funding to the state that has been authorized by Congress.
4. Increasing voter participation in the safest way possible is in no way, shape, or form "cheating" in an election. Voter suppression is.
5. What reason do you have to think that increased voter participation is bad for you? It's almost sounds like you're vaguely aware that you've been the worst president in the history of the country and you're worried that people might vote for your opponents to get your pathetic, incompetent, flabby ass out...
 
2020-05-20 10:07:15 AM  

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Seconded, from Carson City.
 
2020-05-20 10:07:25 AM  

Jake Havechek: wooden_badger: The entire GOP needs to be hounded into oblivion like the Nazis were.

The candy ass media won't do shiat.


"On the panel, we have a scientist who's won a Nobel prize in Medicine and on the other, and therefore equal side, we have a televangelist radio host who's just come out with a book."

b-b-BOTH SIDES!
 
2020-05-20 10:08:01 AM  
Correct me if my understanding of the byzantine election rules in the US is wrong... but isn't elections and ballots for federal offices run by the states? It's my understanding that as long as the FEC is satisfied the candidates haven't violated campaign finance law, and the right number of electors show up to the electoral college, states could basically go rock, scissor, paper if they so pleased?

Which would mean that Trump cant legally say anything, which isn't going to stop him trying go go all mob-boss on states...
 
2020-05-20 10:08:36 AM  
He must not have seen the study that says mail in ballots are used by Republicans and Democrats nearly equally
 
2020-05-20 10:08:44 AM  

dentalhilljack: WV is doing this also, but we're a blood Red state and Gov. Jabba claims to be his close personal friend so we'll be spared his Twitterances.


It would be hilarious if the mail in ballots increased turnout and West Virginia remembered its not South Virginia and turned purple.
 
2020-05-20 10:09:15 AM  
Anybody wonder why Trump is nervous?

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2020-05-20 10:09:41 AM  

Walker: Walker: There were only four verified cases of voter fraud in the 2016 election. Three were Republicans.
Maybe you should worry about your own party more.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/th​e-fix/wp/2016/12/01/0-000002-percent-o​f-all-the-ballots-cast-in-the-2016-ele​ction-were-fraudulent/

Oh wait, all four were Republicans. The story didn't say what the 4th candidate was so I looked it up.


And the only verified fraud I've heard about in 2018 was in North Carolina... committed by Republicans
 
2020-05-20 10:09:46 AM  

Unobtanium: Notice how that these (especially Michigan) are swing states. The GOP is getting more and more transparent in their desire to suppress votes.


You can't understaff a mail in ballot so those pesky minorities can vote without standing in line for 7 hours.

OMG!  They can mail in their ballots BUT they must take them to the post office where they will be checked for warrants and unpaid bills.  They can only give the ballot to a postmaster colonel or higher and they have to swear an oath the United States and Donald J trump.

Oh the GOP just dropped a big bag of money on my lawn. I'll just bring it in so the grass doesn't die.
 
2020-05-20 10:09:48 AM  
....said the man who actually mailed in a ballot very recently 😂
 
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