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(Fark and Schnitt)   On this week's podcast, a roundup of morons on social media refusing to wear masks, meth hair accessories, and Newsweek's article about Drew being a Time Traveler drops mid-show. Come hear the explanation for Drew's 2015 tweet from the future   (podcasts.apple.com) divider line
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2020-05-20 10:13:58 AM  
10 votes:
Yes there is a Flippin, Arkansas. The most photographed thing in Flippin...

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2020-05-20 12:57:40 PM  
8 votes:
I consider those who wear masks morons.  Especially fake masks made of hankies and t-shirts.  Totally useless.  For the wearer and for others.  False sense of security. Herd mentality. Science deniers.  Fake masks are as useful as screen doors on submarines.
 
2020-05-20 10:50:12 AM  
3 votes:
I refuse to wear meth hair accessories and Newsweek articles. Why does that make me a moron?
 
2020-05-20 12:17:08 PM  
2 votes:

p51d007: Billified: Yes there is a Flippin, Arkansas. The most photographed thing in Flippin...

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Been there many times...between Harrison & Mt. Home  ;)


I'm always confusing Mountain Home and Mountain View. I've been to one, but not the other.

/and mountain mama, west virginia
 
2020-05-22 7:47:55 PM  
1 vote:
Bandwidth Issues is the name of my Obese Musician's Newsletter.
 
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2020-05-21 2:12:18 PM  
1 vote:
I wear a pollen mask, like the kind people use to mow the lawn when they have allergies.  It's not a perfect fit, but it'll mostly contain a sneeze, and not wearing it makes me a thoughtless dickhead.

BTW, Schnitt makes the podcast unlistenable in the extreme.
 
2020-05-20 2:27:36 PM  
1 vote:

BubbaBoBob: I consider those who wear masks morons.  Especially fake masks made of hankies and t-shirts.  Totally useless.  For the wearer and for others.  False sense of security. Herd mentality. Science deniers.  Fake masks are as useful as screen doors on submarines.



You going to go into that bad science about the virus being so small it'll pass through the weave?
That crap. You know they kinda clump together in blobs of snot and mucus.
One doesn't detach itself from a snot rocket clump and have a go at it alone.
 
2020-05-20 2:27:22 PM  
1 vote:
The Rules

1. The Universe does not play favourites.

2. The Gambler's Fallacy is believed in by a majority of people but that doesn't make it any less fallacious.

3. It's not about you. You are not special. It's not about the moment as the odds change every moment.

4. It's not about odds at all.  It's about consideration, manners, compliance with the law, rules and regulations, community, patriotism, religion, truth, science, fact-based reasoning, and admitting you are not omnsicent, immortal, omnipotent, or God.

I know my odds. I can be sure I am right plus or minus 3 percentiles, which is toa range of six percent, 19 times out of 20, let us say, but quite probably short of that scientific standard. That's not why I wear masks. I am experimental, not mental. I don't wear or not wear a mask on principle, but on facts and probability estimates. I think. Feel compassion. And Learn.
 
2020-05-20 12:46:19 PM  
1 vote:
Kinda depressing. (sigh)

When you use your card (credit or debit) in any store, they get your "private" information, you moron. Your name, address, bank, routing number, purchase history, etc. All of it.

You're not a freedom fighter by harassing some weary employee at Costco or McDonald's over their mask policy. You're just an asshole.
 
2020-05-20 10:36:02 AM  
1 vote:
That's awesome
 
2020-05-20 9:34:35 AM  
1 vote:
if you're a misanthropic asshole often enough sooner or later you're going to be right.
 
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