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(The Lily)   Dating during quarantine has raised its own set of rules and changed some deal-breakers   (thelily.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, safety of their date, different views, video dates, dating pool, false positives, Health experts, Los Angeles matchmaker Jennifer Jacobs, California's shelter  
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2020-05-20 9:58:29 AM  
"I haven't had a hug in two months..."

Amateur.
 
2020-05-20 10:36:56 AM  
This pandemic has made it really easy to withhold my precious bodily fluids.
 
2020-05-20 11:21:34 AM  
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2020-05-20 11:32:06 AM  
Yep.  Someone who wants to meet right away and hop into bed isn't someone I'd want in my life.  It shows no care of anyone else.
 
2020-05-20 11:45:04 AM  
Women with a full beard are back on the table? Asking for a friend.
 
2020-05-20 11:48:20 AM  

Nick Nostril: Women with a full beard are back on the table? Asking for a friend.


In that's what you, I mean your friend address into.

But why limit to just the table?
 
2020-05-20 11:48:54 AM  

Unoriginal_Username: Nick Nostril: Women with a full beard are back on the table? Asking for a friend.

In that's what you, I mean your friend are into.

But why limit to just the table?


Ftfm
 
2020-05-20 11:52:17 AM  
DNRTFA. Is butt stuff on the first date still A-OK?
 
2020-05-20 12:17:54 PM  

SpaceyCat: Yep.  Someone who wants to meet right away and hop into bed isn't someone I'd want in my life.  It shows no care of anyone else.


Meeting right away (in a public place, with witnesses) is usually a good thing. Getting into long text/email conversations with someone only to find out that there was no face-to-face chemistry always was a major let-down.

I agree with not hopping into bed right away though - there's no farking way I'd let someone with low enough standards to settle for me know where I live until they've been fully vetted.
 
2020-05-20 12:24:51 PM  

turboke: DNRTFA. Is butt stuff on the first date still A-OK?


NYC put out a pamphlet about the virus and intimacy.  Butt stuff is a fast track for getting the virus.
 
2020-05-20 1:38:09 PM  

SpaceyCat: NYC put out a pamphlet about the virus and intimacy.  Butt stuff is a fast track for getting the virus.


Sure, but if you're having sex with someone who is infected and you don't get it, you were doing it wrong.
 
2020-05-20 1:40:46 PM  

BMFPitt: Sure, but if you're having sex with someone who is infected and you don't get it, you were doing it wrong.


Or have a latex fetish and were wearing full latex body suits....
 
2020-05-20 1:51:22 PM  
I'm very lucky - I met a nice girl in February and went out on a few dates with her, and we've been texting / videochatting ever since. Talk about a captive audience! :D
 
2020-05-20 1:52:41 PM  

SpaceyCat: turboke: DNRTFA. Is butt stuff on the first date still A-OK?

NYC put out a pamphlet about the virus and intimacy.  Butt stuff is a fast track for getting the virus.


Bummer.
 
2020-05-20 2:03:03 PM  

SpaceyCat: Yep.  Someone who wants to meet right away and hop into bed isn't someone I'd want in my life.


Absolutely.  Can't abide them.
Ummm...Just to make sure I know who to avoid can you send me these morally casual people's names and phone numbers.
 
2020-05-20 2:05:33 PM  

johnny_vegas: Ummm...Just to make sure I know who to avoid can you send me these morally casual people's names and phone numbers.


I only know of one.  Jenny - 867-5309
 
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