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(WXYZ Detroit)   Someone earned themselves a special hell by destroying a special needs playground. A special hell   (wxyz.com) divider line
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2020-05-19 10:24:46 PM  
Cold.
 
2020-05-20 3:12:03 AM  
A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
 
2020-05-20 3:21:48 AM  
they will join people with terrible taste in music who pipe it through their phone's Pringle can speaker without earbuds.
 
2020-05-20 6:42:23 AM  
We need to bring back the public stocks. When these assjacks get caught, lock them in the square and sell rotted vegetables for people to hurl and offer a pay-per-view webcam with the proceeds going to rebuild the park.
 
2020-05-20 7:43:58 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: We need to bring back the public stocks. When these assjacks get caught, lock them in the square and sell rotted vegetables for people to hurl and offer a pay-per-view webcam with the proceeds going to rebuild the park.


Give them ankle monitors embedded in white bike helmets and Forrest Gump leg braces.
They can walk around like that for a year, picking up dog poop in parks.
 
2020-05-20 8:31:45 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: We need to bring back the public stocks. When these assjacks get caught, lock them in the square and sell rotted vegetables for people to hurl and offer a pay-per-view webcam with the proceeds going to rebuild the park.


It was probably bored kids.
 
2020-05-20 8:31:45 AM  
One of my cousins kids' has SMA.  People are just awful.  That's all I have to say.  Just awful.
 
2020-05-20 8:32:21 AM  
That's re...markably cruel.
 
2020-05-20 8:33:04 AM  
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Hope they find the bastards who did it.
 
2020-05-20 8:34:11 AM  
I'm going to laugh when it turns out the vandalism was done by a kid with special needs.
 
2020-05-20 8:34:30 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: We need to bring back the public stocks. When these assjacks get caught, lock them in the square and sell rotted vegetables for people to hurl and offer a pay-per-view webcam with the proceeds going to rebuild the park.


Second.

Although lately, public shaming on Facebook seems to be doing the job.
 
2020-05-20 8:35:07 AM  

tuxq: I'm going to laugh when it turns out the vandalism was done by a kid with special needs.


I'm not.  Dicks are dicks even if they're r-words.
 
2020-05-20 8:35:11 AM  
I would have guessed stupid teens until I read TFA.

This is probably some adult who lives nearby and is unhappy that kids will be making noise.
 
2020-05-20 8:35:12 AM  
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YEAH, I bashed it up! A playground just for them weird kids is discrimination ag'inst mah normal godfearin' kids, dammit! Now arrest me, I dare you!
 
2020-05-20 8:35:17 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Mr. Coffee Nerves: We need to bring back the public stocks. When these assjacks get caught, lock them in the square and sell rotted vegetables for people to hurl and offer a pay-per-view webcam with the proceeds going to rebuild the park.

It was probably bored kids.


My first thought too. Not much more destructive than a bored teenager.
 
2020-05-20 8:36:13 AM  

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Hope they find the bastards who did it.


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2020-05-20 8:37:14 AM  
My money is on dumbshiat kid 'found' a set of bolt cutters and decided to see what he could cut, and not an intentional attack against the park.
 
2020-05-20 8:38:09 AM  
Hey look
There's good people on both sides of this
I'm going to play a few rounds of golf
And pop some hydrochlorquine or whatever that shiat is
 
2020-05-20 8:39:36 AM  
After a fair trial, of course, have this "person" hobbled and lobotomized.  Then bar them from receiving social services from the government or non profits.  If the "person" dies of starvation under a bridge, tuff shiat.

Give them a one time option to not be hobbled and lobotomized, but it has to agree to a life time in prison eating pedos and child killers.  And it has to kill and cook its own pedo meat.  No regular food allowed.  Just pedo meat.  Maybe a little mustard on special occasions like Christmas.

Problem solved.
 
2020-05-20 8:39:37 AM  

Gyrfalcon: tuxq: I'm going to laugh when it turns out the vandalism was done by a kid with special needs.

I'm not.  Dicks are dicks even if they're r-words.


I just find it odd that everyone automatically assumes it was kids doing it because they don't like special needs kids.

Growing up, I was a trouble maker. I wasn't a great kid. But even I never picked on a special needs kid. In in-school suspension, I would volunteer to spend time with them for tutoring or whatever they needed. Just sayin' ...we shouldn't assume people did it as an attack on a certain group.
 
2020-05-20 8:41:50 AM  
I'm not saying I support capital punishment under any circumstances. I do understand the impulse in cases like this though.
 
2020-05-20 8:42:16 AM  
Whoever did this needs to be cursed severely.
 
2020-05-20 8:42:29 AM  

tuxq: Gyrfalcon: tuxq: I'm going to laugh when it turns out the vandalism was done by a kid with special needs.

I'm not.  Dicks are dicks even if they're r-words.

I just find it odd that everyone automatically assumes it was kids doing it because they don't like special needs kids.

Growing up, I was a trouble maker. I wasn't a great kid. But even I never picked on a special needs kid. In in-school suspension, I would volunteer to spend time with them for tutoring or whatever they needed. Just sayin' ...we shouldn't assume people did it as an attack on a certain group.


I was a good kid too but if you handed me bolt cutters I'd cut every piece of metal I could find.
 
2020-05-20 8:43:58 AM  

tuxq: Gyrfalcon: tuxq: I'm going to laugh when it turns out the vandalism was done by a kid with special needs.

I'm not.  Dicks are dicks even if they're r-words.

I just find it odd that everyone automatically assumes it was kids doing it because they don't like special needs kids.

Growing up, I was a trouble maker. I wasn't a great kid. But even I never picked on a special needs kid. In in-school suspension, I would volunteer to spend time with them for tutoring or whatever they needed. Just sayin' ...we shouldn't assume people did it as an attack on a certain group.


When kids feel like breaking something, very little thought is given in to ownership or intended use.
 
2020-05-20 8:47:46 AM  

tuxq: Gyrfalcon: tuxq: I'm going to laugh when it turns out the vandalism was done by a kid with special needs.

I'm not.  Dicks are dicks even if they're r-words.

I just find it odd that everyone automatically assumes it was kids doing it because they don't like special needs kids.

Growing up, I was a trouble maker. I wasn't a great kid. But even I never picked on a special needs kid. In in-school suspension, I would volunteer to spend time with them for tutoring or whatever they needed. Just sayin' ...we shouldn't assume people did it as an attack on a certain group.


No--but why would it be funny?
 
2020-05-20 8:47:50 AM  
My first thought before reading the article was some overzealous public servant, but it was probably just Karen.
 
2020-05-20 8:49:35 AM  
Meh, it's fixable for a couple thousand bucks.  Lets not go too crazy with the punishments.

Public stocks probably needs to come back for a lot of crimes that prosecutors don't want to fool with, like vandalism and minor theft.
 
2020-05-20 8:50:08 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: After a fair trial, of course, have this "person" hobbled and lobotomized.  Then bar them from receiving social services from the government or non profits.  If the "person" dies of starvation under a bridge, tuff shiat.

Give them a one time option to not be hobbled and lobotomized, but it has to agree to a life time in prison eating pedos and child killers.  And it has to kill and cook its own pedo meat.  No regular food allowed.  Just pedo meat.  Maybe a little mustard on special occasions like Christmas.

Problem solved.


These have become some of my favorite posts recently. You're remarkably creative with your punishments. You're also demented, but that's half the fun.
 
2020-05-20 8:52:48 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Mr. Coffee Nerves: We need to bring back the public stocks. When these assjacks get caught, lock them in the square and sell rotted vegetables for people to hurl and offer a pay-per-view webcam with the proceeds going to rebuild the park.

It was probably bored kids.


Well, then they can be bored in stocks.
 
2020-05-20 8:52:50 AM  

tuxq: Gyrfalcon: tuxq: I'm going to laugh when it turns out the vandalism was done by a kid with special needs.

I'm not.  Dicks are dicks even if they're r-words.

I just find it odd that everyone automatically assumes it was kids doing it because they don't like special needs kids.

Growing up, I was a trouble maker. I wasn't a great kid. But even I never picked on a special needs kid. In in-school suspension, I would volunteer to spend time with them for tutoring or whatever they needed. Just sayin' ...we shouldn't assume people did it as an attack on a certain group.


For all we know the people who did it probably had special needs themselves.
It's obvious they could use some love and some therapy.
 
2020-05-20 8:56:07 AM  

DippityDoo: tuxq: Gyrfalcon: tuxq: I'm going to laugh when it turns out the vandalism was done by a kid with special needs.

I'm not.  Dicks are dicks even if they're r-words.

I just find it odd that everyone automatically assumes it was kids doing it because they don't like special needs kids.

Growing up, I was a trouble maker. I wasn't a great kid. But even I never picked on a special needs kid. In in-school suspension, I would volunteer to spend time with them for tutoring or whatever they needed. Just sayin' ...we shouldn't assume people did it as an attack on a certain group.

For all we know the people who did it probably had special needs themselves.
It's obvious they could use some love and some therapy.


They could get everything they need from a Marine DI.
 
2020-05-20 8:57:04 AM  
Fark needs a Michigan tag. So much stupid shiat happening there these days.
 
2020-05-20 8:59:07 AM  
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2020-05-20 8:59:16 AM  
I wonder how long it'll take for one of the persons involved to upload it to Tic-Face or Insta-Grindr to show off how bad ass they were for vandalization.

/usually happens to be a policeman's child of some sort with a "do you know who my daddy is?" syndrome.
 
2020-05-20 8:59:23 AM  

BadReligion: A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.


What level are people who molest children in theaters?
 
2020-05-20 8:59:35 AM  
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2020-05-20 9:00:05 AM  
Bit what will the Trumpanzies do for entertainment now that their playground is damaged.

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2020-05-20 9:02:27 AM  
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2020-05-20 9:06:47 AM  

tuxq: I'm going to laugh when it turns out the vandalism was done by a kid with special needs.


I bet it was some Karen that don't wan't "those people" in her neighborhood.
 
2020-05-20 9:09:05 AM  
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2020-05-20 9:10:13 AM  

BeansNfranks: tuxq: I'm going to laugh when it turns out the vandalism was done by a kid with special needs.

I bet it was some Karen that don't wan't "those people" in her neighborhood.


Idk, I just can't picture a Karen actually using hand tools on her own. Well, besides the obvious one. Lol
 
2020-05-20 9:13:09 AM  
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2020-05-20 9:15:08 AM  

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You had one job, foam-throwing dude.
 
2020-05-20 9:21:11 AM  

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YEAH, I bashed it up! A playground just for them weird kids is discrimination ag'inst mah normal godfearin' kids, dammit! Now arrest me, I dare you!


I just read that with a rural inflection.
 
2020-05-20 9:29:48 AM  
Just hired by Trump as Director of Education.
 
2020-05-20 9:41:26 AM  

BadReligion: A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.


God is very specific about killing. He's more fuzzy on the topic of kneecaps.
 
2020-05-20 9:47:25 AM  

Boojum2k: HotWingConspiracy: Mr. Coffee Nerves: We need to bring back the public stocks. When these assjacks get caught, lock them in the square and sell rotted vegetables for people to hurl and offer a pay-per-view webcam with the proceeds going to rebuild the park.

It was probably bored kids.

My first thought too. Not much more destructive than a bored teenager.


Bored kids though are usually 'Hey, here I am and here is something nice.  Let me smash it', not 'There is some nice playground equipment, let me go find some heavy bolt cutters and destroy it'.

While teens are destructive and remorseless, they are usually limited by their utter inability to plan more than 27 seconds into the future.
 
2020-05-20 9:48:35 AM  

Egoy3k: My money is on dumbshiat kid 'found' a set of bolt cutters and decided to see what he could cut, and not an intentional attack against the park.
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Could be true, since few adults who'd bought bolt cutters would be dumb enough to leave them at the scene
 
2020-05-20 9:58:38 AM  
My bet is on a neighbor, stuck at home due to covid. Next door is a playground full of screeching special needs kids he normally does not have to listen to. Going crazy  due to isolation, maybe drinking, I could see it happening.
 
2020-05-20 9:59:25 AM  
My theory, and I say this as a Michigander who lives across the street from a conjoined park and schoolyard, both with playgrounds: this is COVID-related. The playgrounds by me are used non-stop on a nice day, with maybe 10-20% of the usual number of kids, many of them with parents nearby, in clear violation of city orders. (Parks are open, all playgrounds and park facilities are closed). No masks or gloves, little social distancing. For law and order types, and people who believe the guidelines are important to public health, it's maddening; there seems to be no enforcement of the laws, and no penalties if they were enforced, so people do what they want. Combine that with folks in Michigan seeming to be more extreme than other states over COVID, most visibly with armed demonstrations, and I'd bet this is someone's way of enforcing what they think is sensible behavior.
 
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