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(Newsweek)   Newsweek recognizes Fark founder Drew Curtis as the new, more accurate Sylvia Browne   (newsweek.com) divider line
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5786 clicks; posted to Main » and Publicity » on 19 May 2020 at 9:14 PM (13 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-19 8:59:22 PM  
Quick, everyone look busy. People are coming.
 
2020-05-19 9:01:18 PM  
Nice knowin' ya, Fark.
 
2020-05-19 9:02:30 PM  
Uh oh, this thread's about to get busy.
 
2020-05-19 9:02:49 PM  
A prognostics aggregator?
 
2020-05-19 9:03:09 PM  

cretinbob: Quick, everyone look busy. People are coming.


*fap fap fap fap fap*

Not yet buddy, but I'm working on it!

*fap fap fap fap fap*
 
2020-05-19 9:04:11 PM  
Damn you, John Titor!
 
2020-05-19 9:06:21 PM  
They say a common trait among those who are any good at predicting the future is that they suffer depression.

Go ahead and think about that.
 
2020-05-19 9:10:11 PM  
Ugh, does this mean we gotta sober up and put on pants?
 
2020-05-19 9:11:45 PM  
/hides bottle in desk drawer
//looks busy
 
2020-05-19 9:11:51 PM  
LOL "Man's" because, what? They just couldn't figure out what to call him in the headline? Also, they didn't mention the gubernatorial campaign!
 
2020-05-19 9:13:45 PM  
I wish I had known in 2015 that a post like this would get so much attention today.
 
2020-05-19 9:14:30 PM  
FTFA

"You may be asking: who is Curtis? And has he actually predicted anything else?"

Time to promote the book sales Drew. Lots of news predictions and yearly trends that you have in there that are fully vetted before and since.

Maybe you can pump up prices for it at used bookstores to $1.75 or $1.85
 
2020-05-19 9:14:37 PM  

duppy: Ugh, does this mean we gotta sober up and put on pants?


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2020-05-19 9:16:00 PM  
MAN'S VIRAL THREAD FROM 2016 ABOUT TIME TRAVELING HAS SOME SCARILY ACCURATE PREDICTIONS ABOUT A PANDEMIC

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2020-05-19 9:16:58 PM  

HedlessChickn: cretinbob: Quick, everyone look busy. People are coming.

*fap fap fap fap fap*

Not yet buddy, but I'm working on it!

*fap fap fap fap fap*


Stop threadjacking.
 
2020-05-19 9:18:28 PM  

I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: duppy: Ugh, does this mean we gotta sober up and put on pants?

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2020-05-19 9:18:56 PM  

Moderator: HedlessChickn: cretinbob: Quick, everyone look busy. People are coming.

*fap fap fap fap fap*

Not yet buddy, but I'm working on it!

*fap fap fap fap fap*

Stop threadjacking.


Now THAT'S funny and I'm not even sucking up to the mods.
 
2020-05-19 9:19:22 PM  

Moderator: HedlessChickn: cretinbob: Quick, everyone look busy. People are coming.

*fap fap fap fap fap*

Not yet buddy, but I'm working on it!

*fap fap fap fap fap*

Stop threadjacking.


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2020-05-19 9:20:01 PM  
I predict that Drew will reference this in the Fark Podcast!
 
2020-05-19 9:20:19 PM  

Moderator: HedlessChickn: cretinbob: Quick, everyone look busy. People are coming.

*fap fap fap fap fap*

Not yet buddy, but I'm working on it!

*fap fap fap fap fap*

Stop threadjacking.


Best. Moderator. Post. EVAR!!
 
2020-05-19 9:20:28 PM  
Of the big three in the 80s (Time, Newsweek, US News and World Report), I always felt that Newsweek was the worst, but is this the sort of thing they're writing about now? No offense to Drew or the site - it's always nice to get some publicity - but that was People-levels of cringe.
 
2020-05-19 9:20:36 PM  
Nobody reads Newsweak.
 
2020-05-19 9:21:01 PM  

Moderator: HedlessChickn: cretinbob: Quick, everyone look busy. People are coming.

*fap fap fap fap fap*

Not yet buddy, but I'm working on it!

*fap fap fap fap fap*

Stop threadjacking.


YOUR NOT MY REAL DAD

*fap fap fap fap fap*
 
2020-05-19 9:21:59 PM  

cretinbob: Quick, everyone look busy. People are coming.


Well, getting a free plug in Newsweek is one way to increase revenue.
 
2020-05-19 9:22:43 PM  
I'm a time traveller from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream, and boy let me tell ya...
 
2020-05-19 9:24:24 PM  
I'm just posting here for posterior's sake.
 
2020-05-19 9:24:47 PM  
"Don't give guns to robots." Sound advice.
 
2020-05-19 9:26:49 PM  
Someone vacuum the rug! And please get rid of the dead gold fish. We need to make the place look good!
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2020-05-19 9:28:05 PM  
Oh, nice, Newsweek.

Why don't you just run down to Lexington and put your tongue straight down the back of his trousers?
 
2020-05-19 9:28:16 PM  

cretinbob: Quick, everyone look busy. People are coming.


Screw that noise.
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2020-05-19 9:29:15 PM  
Well. That is certainly a way to get signups.
HELLO LURKERS!

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2020-05-19 9:29:20 PM  
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2020-05-19 9:30:25 PM  
i'm just here for the inevitable badge...
 
2020-05-19 9:30:46 PM  
I predicted in 1967 that Hank Aaron was going to break Babe Ruth's (or Roger Maris') home run record.  I didn't even need a time machine.
 
2020-05-19 9:30:58 PM  

Moderator: HedlessChickn: cretinbob: Quick, everyone look busy. People are coming.

*fap fap fap fap fap*

Not yet buddy, but I'm working on it!

*fap fap fap fap fap*

Stop threadjacking.


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2020-05-19 9:31:06 PM  
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2020-05-19 9:32:11 PM  

Grumpy Cat: "Don't give guns to robots." Sound advice.


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Well, it woulda been, if someone had told me earlier!
 
2020-05-19 9:32:31 PM  

Weatherkiss: [Fark user image image 850x850]


Just wait until July when the Mist rolls in.
 
2020-05-19 9:35:00 PM  
Um....time traveling and time traveling threads belong in the special time travel tab. We don't want everyone to know about the Time Machine or that some of us make sure that Time Noobs don't manage to permanently kill Hitler before 1945.
 
2020-05-19 9:35:06 PM  
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2020-05-19 9:35:27 PM  
Local boy makes good.
 
2020-05-19 9:35:40 PM  

HawgWild: LOL "Man's" because, what? They just couldn't figure out what to call him in the headline? Also, they didn't mention the gubernatorial campaign!


Given the result of the election, perhaps that was intentionally left out.
 
2020-05-19 9:36:44 PM  
Kentucky voter?  Thats not a prognosticator, thats a co-conspirator.  Moscow Mitch and Rand Paul.
 
2020-05-19 9:36:54 PM  
Drew Curtis. Hmmm. Nope. Never heard of him
 
2020-05-19 9:37:28 PM  

bleedswhiskey: Moderator: HedlessChickn: cretinbob: Quick, everyone look busy. People are coming.

*fap fap fap fap fap*

Not yet buddy, but I'm working on it!

*fap fap fap fap fap*

Stop threadjacking.

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Moderator: HedlessChickn: cretinbob: Quick, everyone look busy. People are coming.

*fap fap fap fap fap*

Not yet buddy, but I'm working on it!

*fap fap fap fap fap*

Stop threadjacking.


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2020-05-19 9:38:13 PM  
The Pink Box - SNL
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This means something
 
2020-05-19 9:38:34 PM  

Moderator: HedlessChickn: cretinbob: Quick, everyone look busy. People are coming.

*fap fap fap fap fap*

Not yet buddy, but I'm working on it!

*fap fap fap fap fap*

Stop threadjacking.


How often does Moderator make the NNL?
 
2020-05-19 9:38:51 PM  
But....I wanna give a gun to a robot. Skynet promised me girls in skimpy bathing suits.
 
2020-05-19 9:40:09 PM  

GardenWeasel: Moderator: HedlessChickn: cretinbob: Quick, everyone look busy. People are coming.

*fap fap fap fap fap*

Not yet buddy, but I'm working on it!

*fap fap fap fap fap*

Stop threadjacking.

How often does Moderator make the NNL?


Not often.
 
2020-05-19 9:40:50 PM  
So this would be a great time to create a few alts...?
 
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