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3119 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 May 2020 at 11:47 PM (5 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Heywood Jablomie inconsolable.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Dick Hertz not available for comment.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Gene Masseth? I don't get it.

/yeah, I get it.
//just posting so others can have some fun at my expense.
///I had to say it slowly.
 
6 days ago  

wax_on: Gene Masseth? I don't get it.

/yeah, I get it.
//just posting so others can have some fun at my expense.
///I had to say it slowly.


/Back in Bevets' day, we used to teach people to say it backwards in the mirror.
//A lot of people needed to do weird things like that to finally get the joke.
///5 days apart!
 
6 days ago  
Was Oliver Closoff also in that class?
 
6 days ago  
Phil McKraken not to be found
 
5 days ago  
Pretty sure Tate would've read 'Weedlord Bonerhitler' without issue. Dude seemed totally detached from what he was doing. I did enjoy the stall there where you can tell he read it back to himself in his head and was like "waitaminute!"
 
5 days ago  
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HAHA - "Gene Masseth"! Hilarious!
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Stew Pidasho.
 
5 days ago  
If I were the one trying to troll him, I probably would've gone with "Mike Hunt," "Mike Rotch," or "Harry Nutzak," but this is still a valiant effort.
 
5 days ago  
I.P. Nigehly and Steffan Maidong got held back.
 
5 days ago  
Willie Fistergash?
 
5 days ago  
Scratchin Macrotch was deported to Scotland before finals.
 
5 days ago  
When I was in college graduation was incredibly unorganized for a big 10 university.  Literally anyone that wanted to could have walked.  All you had to do was buy (or rent) a cap/gown at the bookstore and show up.  You wrote your name down on a piece of paper seconds before they read it.
 
5 days ago  
Hugh Jassole?
 
5 days ago  
Clint Torez got patted down by ICE.
 
5 days ago  
Norma Stitz?
 
5 days ago  
tbh, the Gene Masseth one is barely on the cusp of sounding like it should. If you're going blue, you've got to go all the way and stoop to something a 12 year old would chuckle at instantly...
 
5 days ago  

SeaMan Stainz: Hugh Jassole?


Currently hanging with Hugh Jorgan
 
5 days ago  
It still amazes me that there was an actual NASCAR driver named "Dick Trickle". I'd skip that one in a list.
 
5 days ago  

Bedelia Grantham: SeaMan Stainz: Hugh Jassole?

Currently hanging with Hugh Jorgan


Is Richard Hurtz with them?
 
5 days ago  
Richard Head?
 
5 days ago  

Bedelia Grantham: SeaMan Stainz: Hugh Jassole?

Currently hanging with Hugh Jorgan


Yet both pale in comparison to Hugh Jassman. I cannot lie.
 
5 days ago  
He was having a pint with Pat McCrotch.
 
5 days ago  
I wonder what happened when Dick Pound graduated?
 
5 days ago  
No one's posted the Colbert video yet? You guys are slipping.
 
5 days ago  

bingethinker: I wonder what happened when Dick Pound graduated?


He and Dick Trickle and Dick Butkis went on to rule all the Dicks.
 
5 days ago  
Liz Onya
 
5 days ago  

gopher321: [Fark user image image 482x326]

HAHA - "Gene Masseth"! Hilarious!


I don't get it.
I mean Gene Masseth is obvious (and funny every time)....but Heywood Jablowme?
 
5 days ago  

Bedelia Grantham: SeaMan Stainz: Hugh Jassole?

Currently hanging with Hugh Jorgan


Hey, I met his brother, Lar.
 
5 days ago  

MythDragon: gopher321: [Fark user image image 482x326]

HAHA - "Gene Masseth"! Hilarious!

I don't get it.
I mean Gene Masseth is obvious (and funny every time)....but Heywood Jablowme?


Say it slow.  Hey!  Wood!  Jab.  Low . Me.  There are 5 separate words in just two proper names.  It's a funny coincidence.
 
5 days ago  

wax_on: Gene Masseth? I don't get it.


I was here when it started, and I still don't get it after all those years.

/ even tried it backwards
 
5 days ago  
Rowan Atkinson Live - Dirty Names
Youtube R7OxTxAvvLw
 
5 days ago  

Farker Soze: MythDragon: gopher321: [Fark user image image 482x326]

HAHA - "Gene Masseth"! Hilarious!

I don't get it.
I mean Gene Masseth is obvious (and funny every time)....but Heywood Jablowme?

Say it slow.  Hey!  Wood!  Jab.  Low . Me.  There are 5 separate words in just two proper names.  It's a funny coincidence.


Still don't get it. I asked a couple of bikers outside a dive bar, and for some reason they beat the crap out of me.

/I know it, sheesh. Was making a funny. I get Gene Masseth, but not Heywood Jablowme? Now it's ruined.
 
5 days ago  
MST3K - Space Mutiny - The many names of David Ryder
Youtube RFHlJ2voJHY
 
5 days ago  
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Earthquake News Report - SNL
Youtube nv6FMEvNiWo
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
No love for Hugh Mungus ?  Of course the reaction was the best part

Hugh Mungus (ACTUAL ORIGINAL VIDEO)
Youtube FeNJFz-WCZs
 
5 days ago  
There's a guy I know, no lie, his name is... Hugh Gentry.
 
5 days ago  

pup.socket: wax_on: Gene Masseth? I don't get it.

I was here when it started, and I still don't get it after all those years.

/ even tried it backwards


It's kind of like one of those "Hidden Image" things, except with sound
 
5 days ago  

wax_on: Gene Masseth? I don't get it.


There isn't anything to get.  It's an ordinary, real name that Farkers like to pretend has some hilariously inappropriate second meaning.
 
5 days ago  

MythDragon: Farker Soze: MythDragon: gopher321: [Fark user image image 482x326]

HAHA - "Gene Masseth"! Hilarious!

I don't get it.
I mean Gene Masseth is obvious (and funny every time)....but Heywood Jablowme?

Say it slow.  Hey!  Wood!  Jab.  Low . Me.  There are 5 separate words in just two proper names.  It's a funny coincidence.

Still don't get it. I asked a couple of bikers outside a dive bar, and for some reason they beat the crap out of me.

/I know it, sheesh. Was making a funny. I get Gene Masseth, but not Heywood Jablowme? Now it's ruined.


Two totally different things.  Gene Masseth is a crude oral sex joke.  Heywood Jablowme is too highbrow for most to get.
 
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5 days ago  
Suq Madiq
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5 days ago  

Mega Steve: pup.socket: wax_on: Gene Masseth? I don't get it.

I was here when it started, and I still don't get it after all those years.

/ even tried it backwards

It's kind of like one of those "Hidden Image" things, except with sound


Quite possibly I'm colorblind for that accent then.
 
5 days ago  

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LOL.

Also:

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-li​v​e/video/baby-names/n10279

/that's "ahz-wee-pay"
 
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