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2020-05-19 6:09:18 PM  
I think he forgets she exists.
 
2020-05-19 6:13:42 PM  
Who?
 
2020-05-19 6:33:00 PM  
I can't imagine the horrors of being even tangentially related to that smegma factory. Good for her.
 
2020-05-19 6:40:03 PM  
Or it could be that she's actually smart and has accomplished something, whereas the rest of them bought their way into and through college and don't know shiat from shinola in the business world (hence they work for the Dotard organization and/or the Dotard administration.)

Dotard and his Ivana-birthed spawn are threatened by smart women, even Dotard's own daughter.
 
2020-05-19 6:56:30 PM  
Good for her. Now she needs to pass the bar, change her name, and move to somewhere nobody knows who she is so she can start over.
 
2020-05-19 7:41:56 PM  

Bob Falfa: Good for her. Now she needs to pass the bar, change her name, and move to somewhere nobody knows who she is so she can start over.


Better: she puts her half-siblings behind bars.
 
2020-05-19 7:50:25 PM  
A law degree from Georgetown is no small accomplishment.  Judging by the fruit of the other side of her family tree, Marla Maples must be a lot smarter than she looks.
 
2020-05-19 9:01:24 PM  
I dunno.  From what I perceive, Tiffany is more than happy to be disassociated from that bunch of losers.
 
2020-05-19 9:14:26 PM  

gilgigamesh: A law degree from Georgetown is no small accomplishment.  Judging by the fruit of the other side of her family tree, Marla Maples must be a lot smarter than she looks.


Dunno. Harvard graduates some farking idiots and there is a powerful judge in her family. Passing through isn't necessarily hard for someone with connections.
 
2020-05-19 10:02:39 PM  
Want Dotard to notice?

Tiffany needs to change her last name to Biden.

Better still. Obama.
 
2020-05-19 10:18:04 PM  
How hard could law school be, there are like   a billion lawyers.
 
2020-05-19 11:26:55 PM  
Trump doesn't like smart people. He really doesn't like smart women.


Congratulations young lady. It's good to accomplishment something.
 
2020-05-19 11:30:13 PM  
The fact she has nothing to do with the rest of them says a lot (of good things) about her character.
 
2020-05-20 12:33:27 AM  

Mugato: How hard could law school be, there are like   a billion lawyers.


Getting into law school is the hardest part of law school.  Almost no one fails out.
 
2020-05-20 12:35:25 AM  

Superjoe: I think he forgets she exists.


Lucky girl.
 
2020-05-20 12:36:54 AM  

Troy McClure: Mugato: How hard could law school be, there are like   a billion lawyers.

Getting into law school is the hardest part of law school.  Almost no one fails out.


I got a 97% on the LSAT.  I failed out of a top 20 school.  I feel special.
 
2020-05-20 12:40:43 AM  

Troy McClure: Mugato: How hard could law school be, there are like   a billion lawyers.

Getting into law school is the hardest part of law school.  Almost no one fails out.


Still, at 26, a higher achievement than her dad has ever been in sniffing distance of.
 
2020-05-20 12:41:27 AM  
Tiffany did good. Congratulations. Don't be a trump.

She obviously gets her smarts from her dad. He's a jenius you know.
 
2020-05-20 12:42:26 AM  

Bowen: The fact she has nothing to do with the rest of them says a lot (of good things) about her character.


She is not allowed to have anything to do with them or she loses her allowance. That is the deal Trump made with Marla.
 
2020-05-20 12:43:14 AM  
I know I am a bad person because I am unreasonably attracted to Tiffany Trump. That she has a law degree now, so is probably quite brainy and clever at wordplay, just kills me. Kills me. I would pet her like Gollum pets the one true ring, and probably make the same grunting noises, just before the secret service put boots to me. And that's how I know I will never lift Thor's hammer or find the Holy Grail. I am compromised. Tiffany I love youuuuu---*** carrier lost ***
 
2020-05-20 12:48:06 AM  
It's for the best.  Her family is an embarrassment.
 
2020-05-20 12:49:56 AM  
I'm waiting for the "Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion 2: The Sequel"  Starring Tiff and Meghan McCain....
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2020-05-20 12:50:38 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: gilgigamesh: A law degree from Georgetown is no small accomplishment.  Judging by the fruit of the other side of her family tree, Marla Maples must be a lot smarter than she looks.

Dunno. Harvard graduates some farking idiots and there is a powerful judge in her family. Passing through isn't necessarily hard for someone with connections.


Yup.  A lot of those schools will take some big assholes as long as they have the right parents and came from the right prep schools.

When I was in college I remember feeling uncomfortable at the thought of having a better shot at med school for being Hispanic.  My advisor, the whitest of white guys, basically pointed out the rich legacy kid from expensive prep schools thing and asked me if I thought THEY were conflicted about it.
 
2020-05-20 12:50:48 AM  
Tiffany's own fault for not receiving her diploma on "Fox and Friends" obviously.
 
2020-05-20 12:51:46 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: I know I am a bad person because I am unreasonably attracted to Tiffany Trump. That she has a law degree now, so is probably quite brainy and clever at wordplay, just kills me. Kills me. I would pet her like Gollum pets the one true ring, and probably make the same grunting noises, just before the secret service put boots to me. And that's how I know I will never lift Thor's hammer or find the Holy Grail. I am compromised. Tiffany I love youuuuu---*** carrier lost ***


The heart wants what the heart wants.

There's not one, but two smoking hot attorneys at my org. Aside from their physical attractiveness, it's also the brains and the drive to get into that industry that makes them so alluring.
 
2020-05-20 12:52:11 AM  

edmo: Trump doesn't like smart people. He really doesn't like smart women.


Congratulations young lady. It's good to accomplishment something.

EX WIKI: Maryanne Trump Barry is an American attorney and a former United States Circuit Judge of the United States Court of Appeals for the Third Circuit, appointed by President Bill Clinton. She is the older sister of U.S. President Donald Trump.


I had never heard of this accomplished lady before. Does this mean I might need to reassess my prejudices on the offspring of Fred Trump's family staff?

No. It's the children who are wrong!
 
2020-05-20 12:52:56 AM  

Troy McClure: Mugato: How hard could law school be, there are like   a billion lawyers.

Getting into law school is the hardest part of law school.  Almost no one fails out.


Did you not see "The Paper Chase?" Look to your right. Look to your left...
 
2020-05-20 12:53:13 AM  
Tiffany should get as far away from her family as possible, IMHO. Their brand won't recover from this COVID fiasco. Maybe she can get a job with TMZ?
 
2020-05-20 1:00:54 AM  

sourballs: Troy McClure: Mugato: How hard could law school be, there are like   a billion lawyers.

Getting into law school is the hardest part of law school.  Almost no one fails out.

Did you not see "The Paper Chase?" Look to your right. Look to your left...


That may have been the case 40 years ago and it still is the case at the really shiatty law schools, but at places like Georgetown, the attrition rate is under 2 percent.
 
2020-05-20 1:04:05 AM  

Sin'sHero: Who?


The Meg Griffin of the Trump family.  Which is a good thing in her case.  Although I do regret googling for an image of Meg Griffin, as I initially intended to post.
 
2020-05-20 1:04:12 AM  

Bob Falfa: Good for her. Now she needs to pass the bar, change her name, and move to somewhere nobody knows who she is so she can start over.


Maybe witness protection?
 
2020-05-20 1:04:38 AM  

Mugato: How hard could law school be, there are like   a billion lawyers.


Rudy Juliani.
 
2020-05-20 1:11:04 AM  
"the president did not like being in pictures with Tiffany because he perceived her as overweight." That has got to be one of the most asinine cases of the pot calling the kettle black I've ever heard.
 
2020-05-20 1:14:18 AM  
Law schools are full of idiots with the right name (look at Kushner. He graduated from Harvard Law.) She still shows up at Trump events, like meeting the Queen. She dates around on the billionaire circuit. I don't hold her in any different light than her dad and her half siblings. They're all rotten. Her dad just thinks of her as the fat one, but she still hangs around.
 
2020-05-20 1:14:59 AM  
This is a family where you do not want to be daddy's favorite. Nor do you want to be I'm Eric!
 
2020-05-20 1:19:36 AM  

Jack Sabbath: Or it could be that she's actually smart and has accomplished something, whereas the rest of them bought their way into and through college and don't know shiat from shinola in the business world (hence they work for the Dotard organization and/or the Dotard administration.)

Dotard and his Ivana-birthed spawn are threatened by smart women, even Dotard's own daughter.


Did she graduate from Cooley Law? Did she get a reference letter from Michael Cohen before he was sent to prison?
 
2020-05-20 1:21:27 AM  

dark brew: Troy McClure: Mugato: How hard could law school be, there are like   a billion lawyers.

Getting into law school is the hardest part of law school.  Almost no one fails out.

I got a 97% on the LSAT.  I failed out of a top 20 school.  I feel special.


It's bad marketing to fail a student out of law school. And, you lose the tuition.
 
2020-05-20 1:24:56 AM  

dylanthomas: Troy McClure: Mugato: How hard could law school be, there are like   a billion lawyers.

Getting into law school is the hardest part of law school.  Almost no one fails out.

Still, at 26, a higher achievement than her dad has ever been in sniffing distance of.


It would farking kill D2S if she signed up to work in the Clinton Foundation. And perhaps co-write a book with Chelsea.
 
2020-05-20 1:25:26 AM  

dark brew: sourballs: Troy McClure: Mugato: How hard could law school be, there are like   a billion lawyers.

Getting into law school is the hardest part of law school.  Almost no one fails out.

Did you not see "The Paper Chase?" Look to your right. Look to your left...

That may have been the case 40 years ago and it still is the case at the really shiatty law schools, but at places like Georgetown, the attrition rate is under 2 percent.


Law School is hard to excel at (at decent ones anyway), it is not hard to pass.  I'll be impressed if she goes on to be a legitimate practicing attorney.  That burns more people out than law school ever could.
 
2020-05-20 1:28:59 AM  
It's that one in a million sperm that is evolution.  Congratulations.
 
2020-05-20 1:29:35 AM  

rga184: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: gilgigamesh: A law degree from Georgetown is no small accomplishment.  Judging by the fruit of the other side of her family tree, Marla Maples must be a lot smarter than she looks.

Dunno. Harvard graduates some farking idiots and there is a powerful judge in her family. Passing through isn't necessarily hard for someone with connections.

Yup.  A lot of those schools will take some big assholes as long as they have the right parents and came from the right prep schools.

When I was in college I remember feeling uncomfortable at the thought of having a better shot at med school for being Hispanic.  My advisor, the whitest of white guys, basically pointed out the rich legacy kid from expensive prep schools thing and asked me if I thought THEY were conflicted about it.


The top law schools are a lot more serious about admissions than the top colleges. A Georgetown/Yale/Harvard law degree says a whole lot more about your brain power than a Georgetown/Yale/Harvard college degree.

That said, there are certainly exceptions.
 
2020-05-20 1:31:28 AM  

dericwater: Jack Sabbath: Or it could be that she's actually smart and has accomplished something, whereas the rest of them bought their way into and through college and don't know shiat from shinola in the business world (hence they work for the Dotard organization and/or the Dotard administration.)

Dotard and his Ivana-birthed spawn are threatened by smart women, even Dotard's own daughter.

Did she graduate from Cooley Law? Did she get a reference letter from Michael Cohen before he was sent to prison?


Lol Cooley law school.

:)
 
2020-05-20 1:32:05 AM  

farkingbubbler: Want Dotard to notice?

Tiffany needs to change her last name to Biden.

Better still. Obama.


Tiffany CNN NewYorkTimes Biden 2020 BlackLivesMatter WaPo Farklib Obama.
 
2020-05-20 1:40:10 AM  
I love this photo. the baby looks like it's going to cry and poop its pants.
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Of course i mean Donald.
 
2020-05-20 1:42:34 AM  

PartTimeBuddha: edmo: Trump doesn't like smart people. He really doesn't like smart women.


Congratulations young lady. It's good to accomplishment something.

EX WIKI: Maryanne Trump Barry is an American attorney and a former United States Circuit Judge of the United States Court of Appeals for the Third Circuit, appointed by President Bill Clinton. She is the older sister of U.S. President Donald Trump.

I had never heard of this accomplished lady before. Does this mean I might need to reassess my prejudices on the offspring of Fred Trump's family staff?

No. It's the children who are wrong!


IBID: "Barry retired from active judicial service on February 11, 2019. Barry's retirement brought an end to an investigation of whether she had engaged in fraudulent tax schemes with her siblings that violated judicial conduct rules. The investigation was closed without reaching a conclusion as to the merits of the allegations."

She's just as corrupt as her brother. She may have more intelligence and drive than Baby Dick Duvalier, but she still has a Trump® brand Moral Compass™.

The only people in that family that I feel anything but contempt for are Tiffany and Barron. Everyone else, I'd happily roast marshmallows over the fire they were dying in.
 
2020-05-20 1:42:35 AM  
 
2020-05-20 1:48:10 AM  
Well, I congratulate her.   She did something her brothers could not do.  On the other hand, she chooses to keep the family name that is becoming as despised as hitler among thinking people.  Her choice to keep it as it was his choice to try to destroy America.

There legal remedies to change her last name.  She chooses to keep it; therefore, she has decided to accept all the negatives associated with that name.  Her issue, not mine.

She is a trump, she will always be a trump, she accepts that she is the same as her father.  Zero sympathy about anything negative that is thrust upon her.
 
2020-05-20 1:51:27 AM  
This thread is an interesting read.

A group of people trying to figure out the quality of a person based entirely on their own personal interpretation of her private relationship with her father.
 
2020-05-20 1:52:48 AM  

Rambino: rga184: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: gilgigamesh: A law degree from Georgetown is no small accomplishment.  Judging by the fruit of the other side of her family tree, Marla Maples must be a lot smarter than she looks.

Dunno. Harvard graduates some farking idiots and there is a powerful judge in her family. Passing through isn't necessarily hard for someone with connections.

Yup.  A lot of those schools will take some big assholes as long as they have the right parents and came from the right prep schools.

When I was in college I remember feeling uncomfortable at the thought of having a better shot at med school for being Hispanic.  My advisor, the whitest of white guys, basically pointed out the rich legacy kid from expensive prep schools thing and asked me if I thought THEY were conflicted about it.

The top law schools are a lot more serious about admissions than the top colleges. A Georgetown/Yale/Harvard law degree says a whole lot more about your brain power than a Georgetown/Yale/Harvard college degree.

That said, there are certainly exceptions.


A friend of mine is in academia administrations (has worked at a few ivies).  Always said the hardest part about an ivy league education (bachelor level) is getting in.  No one fails to graduate.  On the other hand, any graduate degree from an Ivy means you're not only good enough to meet the high bar of getting in, but you're good enough to prove it every day.

As for Tiffany, good for her.  The fact that her entire shiatty family has ignored her has probably turned her into a strong, independent, empathetic person.  I am genuinely interested in seeing what she does.
 
2020-05-20 1:53:06 AM  
In my idle daydreams, Tiffany worked hard and got that law degree so she could get a job with a prosecutor's office and spend the rest of her life tearing her family and their empire to the ground.

/sadly, reality fails to live up to my daydreams
 
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