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(Politico)   Give Trump all the rallies he wants. What could possibly go right?   (politico.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Donald Trump, Ivana Trump, Eric Trump, Donald Trump, Jr., Trump Organization, Republican Party, President of the United States, George W. Bush  
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2326 clicks; posted to Politics » on 20 May 2020 at 1:53 AM (5 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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6 days ago  
If the Dems had their way, the milking would end November 3, the younger Trump predicted, after which "coronavirus will magically, all of a sudden, go away and disappear and everybody will be able to reopen."

What a Goddamn moron.
 
6 days ago  
Because Covid-19 could mutate and become a much greater problem to everyone else? Or are you suggesting that we exile Donny and the Red Hats to Mar-a-lago and destroy the bridge behind them?

/ because Mar-a-lago is too close to the mainland and some of them might survive the swim
 
6 days ago  
Occam's razor would suggest the latter and that the younger Trump's mouth simply got out in front of his brain and lapped it a couple of times.

This is assuming his brain is even functional at this point in time.  I wouldn't want to make that assumption.
 
6 days ago  
If we make them all quarantime for 2 weeks after the rally then sure.
 
6 days ago  
It's long past funny.

trump* supporters: be smart, be safe, be careful, be responsible, be charitable, be good citizens, be not stupid farking coonts.  Basically, be the things you're not.
 
6 days ago  

Weird Hal: It's long past funny.


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Yeah, it's so far past funny it's hilarious.

On a brighter. note (at least from the perspective of our darker timeline), in this article, we've also learned the real-life identity of our universe's Joker, because I merely adopted this meme. The author of this article was born in it and molded by it.
 
6 days ago  
If Dunning-Kruger was a political philosophy.
 
6 days ago  

Twilight Farkle: Weird Hal: It's long past funny.

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Yeah, it's so far past funny it's hilarious.

On a brighter. note (at least from the perspective of our darker timeline), in this article, we've also learned the real-life identity of our universe's Joker, because I merely adopted this meme. The author of this article was born in it and molded by it.


It's super funny
 
5 days ago  
Thousands of additional people suffocating to death that have never been to a trump rally? Is that right? Should that not happen?

Even those that attend the rallies don't deserve that fate
 
5 days ago  

Mugato: If the Dems had their way, the milking would end November 3, the younger Trump predicted, after which "coronavirus will magically, all of a sudden, go away and disappear and everybody will be able to reopen."

What a Goddamn moron.


from the Kiwi thread article...
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/well I hope I didn't have to do anything else besides save the thing.

//and until I can see data otherwise, I believe us yanks in the 'strong in the short time only.'
 
5 days ago  
It's a bad idea, but there's nothing actually stopping him from holding rallies in red states except his fear of getting sick.
 
5 days ago  

SpaceyCat: Occam's razor would suggest the latter and that the younger Trump's mouth simply got out in front of his brain and lapped it a couple of times.

This is assuming his brain is even functional at this point in time.  I wouldn't want to make that assumption.


Does any member of the Trump family have a functioning brain?
 
5 days ago  
Honestly the only possible way he could make this right at this point is to die of coronavirus. I'm not the type to wish death on anyone, even Trump, but with the number of people he is trying to get killed with his insistence on not wearing a mask, on supposedly taking a risky drug which has no benefits for no reason, on reopening the country too early, and with the number of people blindly supporting him and dismissing the virus as nothing serious, the only good thing he could do right now is to be a cautionary example for the whole country.
 
5 days ago  
I can't blame the folks at Politico for having mental health issues after a 3 years long barrage of Trump insanity but for them to be so callous about putting health care workers, seniors and people with chronic health conditions at such great risk by calling for 50,000 Trumpers to pack into a rally and then go forth and spread all of that virulence is just downright f**king short-sighted and stupid. You might be ready for a purge but I don't want to sit back and have to watch all that misery play out in real time.
 
5 days ago  
Or is it just a matter of Eric Trump being full of political beans?

Those aren't beans.
 
5 days ago  
The media, he said, "is effectively a propaganda arm for the Democrats."

Said by someone on Fox.  Projection that laser focused could burn through steel.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
I'm thinking about anonymously getting my very Republican neighbor some tickets to Trump's next rally. We should start a GoFundMe campaign to help these poor Republicans get to events.
 
5 days ago  

Twilight Farkle: Weird Hal: It's long past funny.

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Yeah, it's so far past funny it's hilarious.

On a brighter. note (at least from the perspective of our darker timeline), in this article, we've also learned the real-life identity of our universe's Joker, because I merely adopted this meme. The author of this article was born in it and molded by it.


I'm right there with you. fark these people outside of those they infect.

/You're still a cringe ass bronie
 
5 days ago  
America has decided that it's going to take the long hard road of doing nothing to reach herd immunity.

I have no problems with Trumpers being the first ones to bear the brunt of the "first wave" go on, have your conventions, "It's all a hoax anyway" go die for your leader.  The sooner we get to herd immunity the sooner life returns to normal, so go.  Die for the Dow.
 
5 days ago  

anfrind: SpaceyCat: Occam's razor would suggest the latter and that the younger Trump's mouth simply got out in front of his brain and lapped it a couple of times.

This is assuming his brain is even functional at this point in time.  I wouldn't want to make that assumption.

Does any member of the Trump family have a functioning brain?


Well Tiffany just graduated law school

No member of the family congratulated her
 
5 days ago  

HerptheDerp: America has decided that it's going to take the long hard road of doing nothing to reach herd immunity.

I have no problems with Trumpers being the first ones to bear the brunt of the "first wave" go on, have your conventions, "It's all a hoax anyway" go die for your leader.  The sooner we get to herd immunity the sooner life returns to normal, so go.  Die for the Dow.


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5 days ago  
Death. A lot of death can go right.

/ Feel bad for the healthcare workers, though.
 
5 days ago  
I'm all for letting them feel the consequences of their actions, but it wouldn't be them alone.

The covidiots from the MAGA division would then clog the health system, thus putting in danger all the other cases who were careful all the time yet still somehow got infected through bad luck or personal medical dispositions.
 
5 days ago  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: anfrind: SpaceyCat: Occam's razor would suggest the latter and that the younger Trump's mouth simply got out in front of his brain and lapped it a couple of times.

This is assuming his brain is even functional at this point in time.  I wouldn't want to make that assumption.

Does any member of the Trump family have a functioning brain?

Well Tiffany just graduated law school

No member of the family congratulated her


It's probably because it was a real university and not a bogus one with her last name over the main entrance.
 
5 days ago  

Mugato: If the Dems had their way, the milking would end November 3, the younger Trump predicted, after which "coronavirus will magically, all of a sudden, go away and disappear and everybody will be able to reopen."

What a Goddamn moron.


Interesting, the same thing happened with the super duper migrant caravans about two years ago...
 
5 days ago  
maybe we are going about this the wrong way.

We need to make some Trump masks

MAGA masks...or have we finally found something the MAGAt's don't blindly buy with Trumps branding?

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5 days ago  
Well I say let them father together, the only thing that sucks is they will get non aholes sick too.
 
5 days ago  
Contact tracing will become a subversive political act.

People will be careful not to mention going to a rally for fear of being ostracized as a carrier as well they should.  At the same time refusal to wear a mask will become a 2nd amendment right backed up by violence, as it is already playing out in specially targeted businesses.
 
5 days ago  

Hyjamon: Mugato: If the Dems had their way, the milking would end November 3, the younger Trump predicted, after which "coronavirus will magically, all of a sudden, go away and disappear and everybody will be able to reopen."

What a Goddamn moron.

Interesting, the same thing happened with the super duper migrant caravans about two years ago...


If you watched the movie Fury Road, which was inspired by the caravans racing towards our border you would know they ended up turning back to their home city.
 
5 days ago  
In freeperland they're saying the campaign should pass out "Trump pills"(hydroxychloroquine tablets) at the door.
 
5 days ago  
I'm so sick of this administration and his supporters that I'm absolutely ok with them all coming down with COVID. The only thing that I don't want and what will happen is they will give it to people that took things seriously. If innocent people weren't going to get infected I actually encourage Trumpers to be cannon fodder. Darwin would win and we'd become a better species
 
5 days ago  

Hyjamon: maybe we are going about this the wrong way.

We need to make some Trump masks

MAGA masks...or have we finally found something the MAGAt's don't blindly buy with Trumps branding?

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I've already seen Trumpers talking about wearing Trump masks so the libs will stop demanding everyone wear masks
 
5 days ago  
It is a fix to what happens after Trump.

His adherents include a number of very dangerous and unstable individuals. If they don't find the next Trump to latch onto it will turn ugly.
 
5 days ago  
What I WANT is contact tracing and sufficient testing and materials to handle cases as EVERYONE obeys common sense measures to flatten the curve.

But I cant have what I WANT because these people are too farking stupid for that and THEY are making that choice.

So if I cant have what I really WANT, then yes, I hope that if anyone is going to be sick, it will be these people doing nothing to help slow it, with minimal collateral damage, ie die at home you farks.
 
5 days ago  
Come on, guys. Take it easy on Eric. He spent all those hours with his Legos and Crayolas and the Space Force didn't want to use any of his starfighter ideas.
 
5 days ago  

shpritz: It's a bad idea, but there's nothing actually stopping him from holding rallies in red states except his fear of getting sick.


That's why he's taking the antimalarial drug every day.

/Supposedly
 
5 days ago  

anfrind: SpaceyCat: Occam's razor would suggest the latter and that the younger Trump's mouth simply got out in front of his brain and lapped it a couple of times.

This is assuming his brain is even functional at this point in time.  I wouldn't want to make that assumption.

Does any member of the Trump family have a functioning brain?


Tiffany seems smart enough to stay the fark away from them.
 
5 days ago  
FTA-"As a way to strengthen the bond between himself and his supporters, Trump could pass out complimentary pills to the audience at his rallies."

Complimentary? As in give away free? Somebody hasn't been paying attention to this gang of grifters!
 
5 days ago  
I think Eris is as ignorant about the U.S. Government as his dad, he probably think he gets to be President if his daddy die.
 
5 days ago  

Zaphod42: Thousands of additional people suffocating to death that have never been to a trump rally? Is that right? Should that not happen?

Even those that attend the rallies don't deserve that fate


They do. I do. You do. We all do. Let this end.

If the exchange rate is even remotely favorable for dead Trumpers vs. dead Americans let's just go for it. Someday in the future whoever is left will pick up the pieces, or not. I don't intend to be around for it either way. I have no family and I suspect I have no friends. I'm just trying to keep breathing long enough to vote in November and then I'd very much like to be out, but I don't think I'll feel all that cheated if I don't get there.
 
5 days ago  
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/They'll be blue by November.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

Zaphod42: Thousands of additional people suffocating to death that have never been to a trump rally? Is that right? Should that not happen?

Even those that attend the rallies don't deserve that fate



And that is why they need hand out sacks full of hydroxychloroquine  to every person who attends a trump* rally.
 
5 days ago  

anfrind: SpaceyCat: Occam's razor would suggest the latter and that the younger Trump's mouth simply got out in front of his brain and lapped it a couple of times.

This is assuming his brain is even functional at this point in time.  I wouldn't want to make that assumption.

Does any member of the Trump family have a functioning brain?


Tiffany seems to, I suspect she isn't actually related to Donnie.
 
5 days ago  

Mugato: If the Dems had their way, the milking would end November 3, the younger Trump predicted, after which "coronavirus will magically, all of a sudden, go away and disappear and everybody will be able to reopen."

What a Goddamn moron.


....something about an apple falling.....
 
5 days ago  

talkertopc: I think Eris is as ignorant about the U.S. Government as his dad, he probably think he gets to be President if his daddy die.


Hey! Leave our exotic dwarf plant alone! Poor little guy only got noticed like a decade and change ago. Not even old enough to vote!
 
5 days ago  

Petroleum Oligarch: Hyjamon: maybe we are going about this the wrong way.

We need to make some Trump masks

MAGA masks...or have we finally found something the MAGAt's don't blindly buy with Trumps branding?

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I've already seen Trumpers talking about wearing Trump masks so the libs will stop demanding everyone wear masks


Joke's really going to be on them then.
 
5 days ago  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Come on, guys. Take it easy on Eric. He spent all those hours with his Legos and Crayolas and the Space Force didn't want to use any of his starfighter ideas.


He wasn't trying to sell them star fighters, he was trying to sell them Littoral Combat shiats errr ships.
 
5 days ago  

Mail Order American Husband: shpritz: It's a bad idea, but there's nothing actually stopping him from holding rallies in red states except his fear of getting sick.

That's why he's taking the antimalarial drug every day.

/Supposedly


I'm going to put forward a theory here. Many years ago a colleague was having to deal with an elderly parent who was suffering from dementia. The parent got it in her head that she needed to be taking a certain medicine for a condition she did not have and would not let go. My colleague and the doctor got together and got her a prescription for sugar pills like they use in placebo trials, but they told her it was the med she was looking for.

I am told this is not unusual in cases like this.
 
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