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(CBC)   Pro-tip. When transferring residents from a retirement home due to a COVID-19 outbreak, make sure you do a head count   (cbc.ca) divider line
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6 days ago  
We don't want the sick ones....
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Same thing happened with Kevin Mccallister and we all know how that turned out
 
6 days ago  
Home Alone VI: Kevin Didn't Take His Warfarin
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Concurs:

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6 days ago  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Home Alone VI: Kevin Didn't Take His Warfarin


Oh the hijinks!
 
6 days ago  

Hendawg: Same thing happened with Kevin Mccallister and we all know how that turned out


He jumped off the Tallahatchie bridge??
 
6 days ago  
Retirement Home Alone

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Mr. Coffee Nerves: Home Alone VI: Kevin Didn't Take His Warfarin


Home Alone VII: Party Monster
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
I thought for a moment this was a headless person joke. That would have been something.
 
6 days ago  
How many you got?
One.

How many you got?
One.

How many you got?
Uh... eight.  In this duffel bag.
 
6 days ago  
Reminds me of a story an ex had of her internship in a clinic.  A couple had been playing with cherries but didn't count how many went in the V.  Yada, yada, yada one or two got Left Behind and began to rot.  I guess that didn't need a yada, yada, yada.
 
6 days ago  
No nursing home for me please. No way to go.
 
6 days ago  

jtown: one or two got Left Behind and began to rot.


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6 days ago  
Sorry, eh?
 
6 days ago  

wademh: No nursing home for me please. No way to go.


My steps:
1) take care of YOUR OWN parents*
2) make sure your children see you doing that
3) take care of your children, that means no "You're 18, get out"
4) (hopefully) your children take care of you

Circle of life love kinda thing.

/*in my case "parent". Dad passed away long back
 
6 days ago  
AFTA, you'd think this would be point 1 on the checklist.
"Is that everyone??"
 
6 days ago  

Resident Muslim: wademh: No nursing home for me please. No way to go.

My steps:
1) take care of YOUR OWN parents*
2) make sure your children see you doing that
3) take care of your children, that means no "You're 18, get out"
4) (hopefully) your children take care of you

Circle of life love kinda thing.

/*in my case "parent". Dad passed away long back


I told my folks I would never put them in a home. Ice floes aren't stable enough to build on.
 
6 days ago  
I should not have laughed that hard...
 
6 days ago  
More hijinks from Dr Fleishman

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