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(ProPublica)   Do you have zero experience in food distribution? No produce license? Are you a wedding planner, caterer or "brand builder"? Step right up, Trump and Ivanka have a dreamy $100 million food "aid" program for you to leech off of   (propublica.org) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Donald Trump, Ivanka Trump, Names of large numbers, Orders of magnitude, Million, License, Ivana Trump, Contract  
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993 clicks; posted to Politics » on 19 May 2020 at 10:28 PM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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6 days ago  
Picky picky. You don't need a license to move the money though and that's important part.
 
6 days ago  
Such a bummer. If there are 100 legitimate vendors interested, do we really need to branch out into people with no experience? It's one thing if legit outfits turn you down and you have to branch out, but that's not what happened here.
 
6 days ago  
a PACA license

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I didn't know I needed a license for him...
 
6 days ago  
Wedding planners and caterers do a lot more logistical planning than people realize, apparently. "Brand builder", though? Not so much.
 
6 days ago  
Farking A...it's Drumbo Heights taken to a national scale. These worthless shiatbags don't even have official governmental jobs
 
6 days ago  
Worst Adam Sandler sequel ever.
 
6 days ago  
I guarantee that kickbacks in some form are being made to the Trump family and eventually it will be uncovered.
 
6 days ago  
I originally thought "the deep state" was the lobbyists and mega-wealthy who owned and influenced politics.

Somehow the above have masterfully changed the definition of "the deep state" to mean anyone who has spent their lives either mastering a thing worthy of mastering or is a master of bureaucracy.

An Expert - a has been drip under pressure - means something, they are not "the enemy."
 
6 days ago  
So these unqualified, incompetent good friends of the Royal Family are different incompetent unqualified patronage recepients who were caught and decomissioned in Puerto Rico during the Great Trump Hurricane Fiasco and Fark-Over of that benighted dependancy of the Chaos Goblin's growing empire of the damned?
 
6 days ago  

edmo: Picky picky. You don't need a license to move the money though and that's important part.


Through into bashsheesh, bribes and Trump loyalist pockets like a good Junta run by a vain and incompetent generalissimo who never let a platoon would.
 
6 days ago  
I like how everybody in this photo has their mask color-coordinated with their clothing.

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Ivanka Trump, right, and Department of Agriculture Secretary Sonny Perdue, left, at a kickoff event for a new food aid program on Friday. (Andrew Harnik/AP Photo)

This must be Ivanka's contribution to the COVID response - giving it a teenage fashion sense.
 
6 days ago  

HairBolus: I like how everybody in this photo has their mask color-coordinated with their clothing.

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Ivanka Trump, right, and Department of Agriculture Secretary Sonny Perdue, left, at a kickoff event for a new food aid program on Friday. (Andrew Harnik/AP Photo)

This must be Ivanka's contribution to the COVID response - giving it a teenage fashion sense.


Ivanka looks like an assassin. o.0
 
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6 days ago  

HairBolus: I like how everybody in this photo has their mask color-coordinated with their clothing.

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Ivanka Trump, right, and Department of Agriculture Secretary Sonny Perdue, left, at a kickoff event for a new food aid program on Friday. (Andrew Harnik/AP Photo)

This must be Ivanka's contribution to the COVID response - giving it a teenage fashion sense.


It's a pretty fair representation of the US currently.  Older white guy with patriotic mask "supervising", person responsible barely attentive and looking at something else, brown dude doing all the work.
 
6 days ago  

Bennie Crabtree: HairBolus: I like how everybody in this photo has their mask color-coordinated with their clothing.

[Fark user image 370x246]
Ivanka Trump, right, and Department of Agriculture Secretary Sonny Perdue, left, at a kickoff event for a new food aid program on Friday. (Andrew Harnik/AP Photo)

This must be Ivanka's contribution to the COVID response - giving it a teenage fashion sense.

Ivanka looks like an assassin. o.0


Going to admit it, even though I am not a fan, the fact that she is wearing a mask is a win for common sense.
 
6 days ago  
Ehh, the person involved in catering is probably qualified to safely fill three section foam clamshells. Just a matter of how and who they deliver to. They probably have their Servsafe certificate in most areas, just a problem of distribution.
 
6 days ago  

HairBolus: I like how everybody in this photo has their mask color-coordinated with their clothing.

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Ivanka Trump, right, and Department of Agriculture Secretary Sonny Perdue, left, at a kickoff event for a new food aid program on Friday. (Andrew Harnik/AP Photo)

This must be Ivanka's contribution to the COVID response - giving it a teenage fashion sense.


Those must be the fabled Virginia potatoes. The ones that have to be protected by armed guards.
 
6 days ago  

HairBolus: I like how everybody in this photo has their mask color-coordinated with their clothing.

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Ivanka Trump, right, and Department of Agriculture Secretary Sonny Perdue, left, at a kickoff event for a new food aid program on Friday. (Andrew Harnik/AP Photo)

This must be Ivanka's contribution to the COVID response - giving it a teenage fashion sense.


I bet Ivanka  will say she thought of this before Nancy Pelosi did.

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6 days ago  
what about social media influencer?
 
5 days ago  

Bennie Crabtree: HairBolus: I like how everybody in this photo has their mask color-coordinated with their clothing.

[Fark user image 370x246]
Ivanka Trump, right, and Department of Agriculture Secretary Sonny Perdue, left, at a kickoff event for a new food aid program on Friday. (Andrew Harnik/AP Photo)

This must be Ivanka's contribution to the COVID response - giving it a teenage fashion sense.

Ivanka looks like an assassin. o.0


She looks ridiculous. How can she be so clueless about what suits her, and what's flattering!?
 
5 days ago  
 
5 days ago  

Lady J: Bennie Crabtree: HairBolus: I like how everybody in this photo has their mask color-coordinated with their clothing.

[Fark user image 370x246]
Ivanka Trump, right, and Department of Agriculture Secretary Sonny Perdue, left, at a kickoff event for a new food aid program on Friday. (Andrew Harnik/AP Photo)

This must be Ivanka's contribution to the COVID response - giving it a teenage fashion sense.

Ivanka looks like an assassin. o.0

She looks ridiculous. How can she be so clueless about what suits her, and what's flattering!?


Strong opinions from a member of GI Joe. How are Shipwreck and Snake Eyes doing these days?
 
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