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(NYPost)   Is what they're now calling the mystery coronavirus-related illness showing up in kids   (nypost.com) divider line
    More: Misc, New York City, new coronavirus-related condition, health department, dozens of New York City kids, inflammatory syndrome, federal health officials, standard national definition, Mayor Bill de Blasio  
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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
"But it doesn't infect the young... Just the old..."
 
6 days ago  
my vote would have been for miss daisy...
 
6 days ago  
Just wait until they devolve, go feral and crave human flesh.
 
6 days ago  
Ok, zoomer.
 
6 days ago  
Scary and depressing new disease but nicely done with the headline, subby.
 
6 days ago  
So it's like Lyme disease then?

/A virus that can cause a long term autoimmune response.

//Be careful out there, and vote preferably with a mail in ballot.
 
6 days ago  

groppet: Just wait until they devolve, go feral and crave human flesh.


At this point, the sooner, the better.
 
6 days ago  
It's pronounced "missy" not "misk"
 
6 days ago  
When I was 17 or 18 I woke up with the worst hangover of my life after a night of partying.
I declared that Corona will be the death of me and many like me.
I didn't know how right I was.
 
6 days ago  

wood0366: "But it doesn't infect the young... Just the old..."


New York: 30,000 adults dead, 145 cases of MIS-C in children.
 
6 days ago  

groppet: Just wait until they devolve, go feral and crave human flesh.


You'll still be able to distract them with chicken nuggets.
 
6 days ago  
Unpossible, all the Google doctors have been saying that kids do great with Covid-19. I have also been assured that this is just happening in New York. Narrator: It's not just happening in New York.
 
6 days ago  
This is not the comeback Mis-C Elliot was hoping for...
 
6 days ago  
So file the cases under "Misc?"
 
6 days ago  
Freedom Flu?
Kiddy Kovid?
Trumperroids?
 
6 days ago  

StevieWonder_DrivingInstructor: Scary and depressing new disease but nicely done with the headline, subby.


Headline made me RTFA.
FU Subby
 
6 days ago  
It's the virus that keeps giving.
 
6 days ago  
Fox News and Trump out there saying it's no problem for kids to get coronavirus.

Guess what? There's no possible way to know that it's OK. You know how you can get chicken pox as a kid and if you do, you can then get shingles when you're old? Well, imagine something like that, except instead of shingles, your lungs just shut down.

Guess what? Diseases are bad. New diseases we don't know a lot about are extra bad. You should try to avoid you and the people you love contracting them, and you should also avoid doing stuff that would spread the disease if you were carrying it asymptomatically. This isn't rocket science.

One thing is clear in all this: Republicans are using it as a Rorschach test for the limits of self-destruction and selfish divisiveness they can push their party faithful to.
 
6 days ago  
Three cheers for submitter!
 
6 days ago  
Should call it Coronasaki Syndrome.
 
6 days ago  
Republicans haven't cared at all about who they might infect. Maybe that will change now that it can infect their tax breaks.
 
6 days ago  
I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account:

I can't smart your posts because you broke Fark with your long name and gross generosity.
 
6 days ago  

orbister: wood0366: "But it doesn't infect the young... Just the old..."

New York: 30,000 adults dead, 145 cases of MIS-C in children.


So far.

February 24, 2020
From January 21 through February 23, 2020, a total of 14 cases of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) were diagnosed in six U.S. states, including 12 cases in travelers arriving from China and two in household contacts of persons with confirmed infections. An additional 39 cases were identified in persons repatriated from affected areas outside the United States
 
6 days ago  
Is that a question, or...
 
6 days ago  
Inflammation? CBD is known to help with that and our endocannabinoid system with CB1 and CB2 receptors is throughout our body... I hope they at least try it.
 
6 days ago  

groppet: Just wait until they devolve, go feral and crave human flesh.


So about nap time?
 
6 days ago  

SumoJeb: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account:

I can't smart your posts because you broke Fark with your long name and gross generosity.


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now with pic
 
6 days ago  
I think we know how this ends.


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6 days ago  
They should call it;

IJTF-S

Ii's Just The Flu-Stupid
 
6 days ago  
If 2020 continues to hammer us as it has been, then later this year we'll find that millions of kids now have MIS-C but only a few have had it manifest symptoms so early.
 
6 days ago  

SumoJeb: SumoJeb: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account:

I can't smart your posts because you broke Fark with your long name and gross generosity.

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6 days ago  
Mayor Bill de Blasio said the disease, which the city has been calling pediatric multisystem inflammatory syndrome, or PMIS, will be referred to by the new name

That is a very, very good idea before someone says the name out loud and everyone around them giggles like a 12 year old.
 
6 days ago  

Noah_Tall: I think we know how this ends.


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These kids were more mature than the idiots running around screaming about how wearing masks is equivalent to being shoved into gas chambers.
 
6 days ago  
Ok toddler
 
6 days ago  

johnphantom: Inflammation? CBD is known to help with that and our endocannabinoid system with CB1 and CB2 receptors is throughout our body... I hope they at least try it.


Oceana has a folk medicine that keeps it in check.
 
6 days ago  
These "mysterious" complications associated with COVID-19 are occurring at roughly the same frequency as serious complications from traditional childhood illnesses.  Maybe the antivaxxers will realize that those long-term sequelae they've been blaming on poor sanitation in the 1940s or whatever have been kept in check by the very thing they've been fighting against for decades.  But I doubt it.
 
6 days ago  

backhand.slap.of.reason: johnphantom: Inflammation? CBD is known to help with that and our endocannabinoid system with CB1 and CB2 receptors is throughout our body... I hope they at least try it.

Oceana has a folk medicine that keeps it in check.


China surely does too... What was it, wing of bat an.. Hmm this might not go well
 
6 days ago  

fark account name: It's pronounced "missy" not "misk"


Hey, MIS-C...I mean, Mom.

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6 days ago  

orbister: wood0366: "But it doesn't infect the young... Just the old..."

New York: 30,000 adults dead, 145 cases of MIS-C in children.


Yeah but how many ''real'' adults and not old or sick folks?

/we have shiatty stats really
//if we could have REAL stats on the ratio of like below 65 without anything that die or have permanent damage to their hearts, lungs, kidneys, liver... THEN a whole lot of people would STFU
 
6 days ago  

backhand.slap.of.reason: .

Oceana has a folk medicine that keeps it in check.


It's called Marmite and L&P (or Bundaberg)
 
6 days ago  

SumoJeb: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account:

I can't smart your posts because you broke Fark with your long name and gross generosity.


Amongst my other gifts: Being an edge case.

\ I go to bars and order -1 beers
\\ Then infinity beers.
\\\ The lkjh;ljh beers.
 
6 days ago  
Well, I guess it's better than et cetera.
 
6 days ago  
'multisystem inflammatory syndrome in children, or MIS-C,'

Well, that's a catchy name... and not in a good way.
 
6 days ago  

nanim: 'multisystem inflammatory syndrome in children, or MIS-C,'


Child is showing signs of languor, fever and misc.

MIS-C! OMG!
 
6 days ago  

Someone Else's Alt: Noah_Tall: I think we know how this ends.


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These kids were more mature than the idiots running around screaming about how wearing masks is equivalent to being shoved into gas chambers.


That's because the disease drives grups insane. But I don't think hitting people on the head until they die because they might have the disease is exactly mature either.
 
6 days ago  

lolmao500: orbister: wood0366: "But it doesn't infect the young... Just the old..."

New York: 30,000 adults dead, 145 cases of MIS-C in children.

Yeah but how many ''real'' adults and not old or sick folks?

/we have shiatty stats really
//if we could have REAL stats on the ratio of like below 65 without anything that die or have permanent damage to their hearts, lungs, kidneys, liver... THEN a whole lot of people would STFU


So old or sick people are not real adults?

Nazi much?
 
6 days ago  

GardenWeasel: StevieWonder_DrivingInstructor: Scary and depressing new disease but nicely done with the headline, subby.

Headline made me RTFA.
FU Subby


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6 days ago  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: lolmao500: orbister: wood0366: "But it doesn't infect the young... Just the old..."

New York: 30,000 adults dead, 145 cases of MIS-C in children.

Yeah but how many ''real'' adults and not old or sick folks?

/we have shiatty stats really
//if we could have REAL stats on the ratio of like below 65 without anything that die or have permanent damage to their hearts, lungs, kidneys, liver... THEN a whole lot of people would STFU

So old or sick people are not real adults?

Nazi much?


Wooosh.
 
6 days ago  

johnphantom: Inflammation? CBD is known to help with that and our endocannabinoid system with CB1 and CB2 receptors is throughout our body... I hope they at least try it.


And five years from now, it will be a requirement, as a good parent, to turn your kid into a pothead before kindergarten.

/this timeline has been completely wacky since Monica didn't clean the dress, so, sure, why not?
 
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