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(USA Today)   President Morbidly Obese calls his successor a waste of time. Just because she'll be alive to take my job doesn't mean she knows what's she's doing   (usatoday.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Nancy Pelosi, Obesity, Body mass index, President Donald Trump, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Donald Trump, Nutrition, COVID-19  
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2020-05-19 3:46:29 PM  
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2020-05-19 3:49:44 PM  
Does this President make my country look fat?
 
2020-05-19 3:54:16 PM  
Someone seems to be a bit:

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2020-05-19 3:58:21 PM  
'I think she's a waste of time': Trump said fatly.
 
2020-05-19 4:04:37 PM  
He's not 6'3". That lie was invented to keep him as being classified as obese.  Article is right; 40% BMI is morbidly obese.  He's just ordinary old obese.
 
2020-05-19 4:11:22 PM  

syrynxx: He's not 6'3". That lie was invented to keep him as being classified as obese.  Article is right; 40% BMI is morbidly obese.  He's just ordinary old obese.


and 243?

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2020-05-19 4:16:13 PM  
It's just about the most USA Today thing ever that they give any credence to that so-called "physical."
 
2020-05-19 4:26:00 PM  
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Put another peasant in the Rancor pit. I desire Melania and only desperate screams can make it work anymore.
 
2020-05-19 4:39:44 PM  
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2020-05-19 4:40:00 PM  

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How can Trump possibly recover from that utterly devastating Photoshop.
 
2020-05-19 4:41:28 PM  
They skipped the part where he said she has many^2 mental problems. Not known if he was looking in a mirror at the time.
 
2020-05-19 4:41:43 PM  
Well, Trump is a waste of space.

/nanny nanny boo boo!
//your hair smell like poo too!
 
2020-05-19 4:41:48 PM  
So now we're fat shaming people?

Because I want to get in on that.
 
2020-05-19 4:42:30 PM  
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2020-05-19 4:42:39 PM  
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2020-05-19 4:43:32 PM  
Trump strikes me as a guy who definitely measures it from the back of the taint.
 
2020-05-19 4:43:38 PM  
A fat guy and a lush walk into a bar....
 
2020-05-19 4:44:09 PM  

Mrbogey: duppy: [Fark user image image 515x514]

How can Trump possibly recover from that utterly devastating Photoshop.


This is Drumpflethinskin we're talking about, that pic could give him chest pains....
 
2020-05-19 4:44:13 PM  

Karma Chameleon: So now we're fat shaming people?

Because I want to get in on that.


You can't shame the shameless, so it works. I mean, he is a disgusting fat slob.
 
2020-05-19 4:44:53 PM  
Donald J Trump is the ugliest damn thing I've ever seen.

If a strange man offers him a ride, let him go.
 
2020-05-19 4:44:54 PM  
#PresidentPlump was trending on Twitter, which made me laugh.
 
2020-05-19 4:44:54 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Does this President make my country look fat?


Check out the "Go Topless" story from today. A major swath of the country is doing just fine with that on its own.
 
2020-05-19 4:45:28 PM  
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2020-05-19 4:45:45 PM  

Karma Chameleon: So now we're fat shaming people?

Because I want to get in on that.


Well, Pelosi stated that Trump taking chloroquine as big as he is would be a bad idea. We're trying to help... by calling him fat and old.

And it's not really that part that's funny. It's his obvious, laughable attempts to hide it that are.
 
2020-05-19 4:45:49 PM  

Mrbogey: duppy: [Fark user image image 515x514]

How can Trump possibly recover from that utterly devastating Photoshop.


Hydroxychloroquine and hamberders?
 
2020-05-19 4:45:49 PM  
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We look at Tim Tebow and we say to ourselves, man that 3 pounds really makes a difference right?
 
2020-05-19 4:46:02 PM  

Karma Chameleon: So now we're fat shaming people?

Because I want to get in on that.


Why is that fat shaming to state the obvious that Fatty McFat-face is morbidly obese according to the medical definition?  Sure she could have said that Trump suffers from Class III obesity, but Trump wouldn't understand that as much.
 
2020-05-19 4:46:50 PM  
Well, he is fat. And 6'3" 243 lbs, I think not.

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2020-05-19 4:46:53 PM  

dwrash: A fat guy and a lush walk into a bar....


You know that Nancy Pelosi "drunk speech" video was just slowed down so that dumb people would think she was actually drunk, right?
 
2020-05-19 4:46:58 PM  
Donald J Trump never brushes his dental implants, this is part of the reason why his mouth smells like an asshole, the other reasons are he eats weird, disgusting dead animal parts and sucks out Putin's farts for sexual pleasure.
 
2020-05-19 4:48:44 PM  

Jill Came Down With Two-Fifty: dwrash: A fat guy and a lush walk into a bar....

You know that Nancy Pelosi "drunk speech" video was just slowed down so that dumb people would think she was actually drunk, right?


Her bar tab is legendary.. you know that.. right?
 
2020-05-19 4:49:09 PM  

mrwknd: Well, he is fat. And 6'3" 243 lbs, I think not.

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My god, that wristwatch is about to snap and release the energy of a supernova.
 
2020-05-19 4:49:47 PM  

Mrbogey: duppy: [Fark user image image 515x514]

How can Trump possibly recover from that utterly devastating Photoshop.


Dude, Trump is basically a mean-girl tweeter and a juvenile, insecure little twat. Of course this would bother him. Here it is again for reference:

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2020-05-19 4:50:23 PM  

QuesoDelicioso: It's just about the most USA Today thing ever that they give any credence to that so-called "physical."


No, the most USA Today thing would be to have an infographic describing what Trump's stomach consists of.
 
2020-05-19 4:50:40 PM  
There is no way that man weighs 10 more pounds than I do and I'm 5'10" with a 34 inch waist.
 
2020-05-19 4:51:24 PM  
Also Pelosi seems to be to blame for "Kelsey Gabbard" being called a Russian agent.
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2020-05-19 4:51:30 PM  

Paul Hackett: Mrbogey: duppy: [Fark user image image 515x514]

How can Trump possibly recover from that utterly devastating Photoshop.

Dude, Trump is basically a mean-girl tweeter and a juvenile, insecure little twat. Of course this would bother him. Here it is again for reference:

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The point is, y'all been doing this for four years and y'all ain't hurt him yet.
 
2020-05-19 4:51:32 PM  

OldRod: Someone seems to be a bit:

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Stealin'
 
2020-05-19 4:51:34 PM  

Mrbogey: duppy: [Fark user image image 515x514]

How can Trump possibly recover from that utterly devastating Photoshop.


That's photoshoped, you sure?
 
2020-05-19 4:51:43 PM  
The more I see of Pelosi, the more I realize she knows exactly what she's doing.
 
2020-05-19 4:51:47 PM  

dwrash: Jill Came Down With Two-Fifty: dwrash: A fat guy and a lush walk into a bar....

You know that Nancy Pelosi "drunk speech" video was just slowed down so that dumb people would think she was actually drunk, right?

Her bar tab is legendary.. you know that.. right?


Citation or GTFO. And you know if you link to OANN you'll get laughed out of the thread, right?
 
2020-05-19 4:54:02 PM  

Mrbogey: Paul Hackett: Mrbogey: duppy: [Fark user image image 515x514]

How can Trump possibly recover from that utterly devastating Photoshop.

Dude, Trump is basically a mean-girl tweeter and a juvenile, insecure little twat. Of course this would bother him. Here it is again for reference:

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The point is, y'all been doing this for four years and y'all ain't hurt him yet.


Sure, Jan. I'm sure it's water off a duck's back for that insecure little biatch.

You must really like seeing this:

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2020-05-19 4:54:08 PM  

dwrash: Jill Came Down With Two-Fifty: dwrash: A fat guy and a lush walk into a bar....

You know that Nancy Pelosi "drunk speech" video was just slowed down so that dumb people would think she was actually drunk, right?

Her bar tab is legendary.. you know that.. right?


You sound fat.
 
2020-05-19 4:55:22 PM  

dwrash: Jill Came Down With Two-Fifty: dwrash: A fat guy and a lush walk into a bar....

You know that Nancy Pelosi "drunk speech" video was just slowed down so that dumb people would think she was actually drunk, right?

Her bar tab is legendary.. you know that.. right?


Just like your mother's willingness to service lonely men for a reasonable price right?
 
2020-05-19 4:56:08 PM  

mrwknd: Well, he is fat. And 6'3" 243 lbs, I think not.

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He doesn't wear a wedding ring?
 
2020-05-19 4:56:16 PM  

Karma Chameleon: So now we're fat shaming people?

Because I want to get in on that.


No more than we are crowd-size-shaming, hand-size-shaming, or wealth-size-shaming.  If Trump didn't make it a thing, few people would care.
 
2020-05-19 4:56:43 PM  
Though Trump is obese, by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention standard, Pelosi is incorrect in labeling him "morbidly obese."

Oh, STFU
 
2020-05-19 4:57:01 PM  

C18H27NO3: mrwknd: Well, he is fat. And 6'3" 243 lbs, I think not.

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He doesn't wear a wedding ring?


Does that particularly surprise you?
 
2020-05-19 4:58:25 PM  

Karma Chameleon: So now we're fat shaming people?



Boombalatties are at a higher risk of complications from covid-19, as well as heart problems.
Two Scoops just claimed to be taking a drug known to seriosouly jack up people with heart problems.
How is this not fair play?
 
2020-05-19 4:58:39 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: syrynxx: He's not 6'3". That lie was invented to keep him as being classified as obese.  Article is right; 40% BMI is morbidly obese.  He's just ordinary old obese.

and 243?

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He's 6'1" at most.

243 pounds is a joke. I'm guessing more like 325 but let's give him the benefit of the doubt and say 290. This would give him a BMI of 38.3. Not quite morbidly obese.

Bump that up to 300 pounds and he's at 39.6. Still not quitemorbid but close enough.

I'm guessing 6'0" and 325, myself.
 
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