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2020-05-19 1:16:59 PM  
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2020-05-19 1:28:35 PM  
Does no one think of the hams?
 
2020-05-19 1:29:22 PM  
Even for someone with lukewarm oatmeal for brains he comes across as exceptionally stupid.
 
2020-05-19 1:33:22 PM  
Should we impeach Trump?
The eyes have it.
 
2020-05-19 1:34:17 PM  
Why is he fixated on 1917 and potatoes?
 
2020-05-19 3:40:25 PM  
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2020-05-19 4:45:55 PM  
What are your thoughts on rutabagas?
 
2020-05-19 6:06:26 PM  
We will never be forgiven for electing this idiot.

And rightly so.
 
2020-05-19 6:18:13 PM  
They want to take your Second Amendment away.

Says guy who steals microbial firearms away from states.
 
2020-05-19 6:32:32 PM  
There are people who have diagnosed down syndrome that are higher functioning than he is.

Which really kind of forces the question, is he mental handicapped?
 
2020-05-19 6:32:53 PM  
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2020-05-19 6:33:52 PM  
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2020-05-19 6:34:38 PM  
Our president is actively trying to start a civil war.
 
2020-05-19 6:34:51 PM  

edmo: What are your thoughts on rutabagas?


They are nice when roasted in the same pan with a chicken, some turnips and various other root veggies.

/got some heirlooms sprouting in the container garden
 
2020-05-19 6:35:19 PM  
The chloroquine at work on an already syphilitic brain?
 
2020-05-19 6:35:38 PM  
Governor to receive death threats from Republican Trump scum in 5.. 4.. 3..
 
2020-05-19 6:36:19 PM  

HerptheDerp: There are people who have diagnosed down syndrome that are higher functioning than he is.

Which really kind of forces the question, is he mental handicapped?


Not in the sense there's a specific genetic disorder to point at. He's just near the bottom of the bell curve with a vicious streak and no concept of empathy.
 
2020-05-19 6:36:54 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Why is he fixated on 1917 and potatoes?


Because he will never admit to making a simple mistake?
 
2020-05-19 6:37:16 PM  

fragMasterFlash: edmo: What are your thoughts on rutabagas?

They are nice when roasted in the same pan with a chicken, some turnips and various other root veggies.

/got some heirlooms sprouting in the container garden


Better get your Glock. Those heirlooms are like gold to a potato thief.
 
2020-05-19 6:39:26 PM  
I guard my potatoes so that the Irish don't get them.
 
2020-05-19 6:40:46 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Why is he fixated on 1917 and potatoes?


you know why.
 
2020-05-19 6:41:02 PM  
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2020-05-19 6:41:57 PM  
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2020-05-19 6:42:03 PM  
I know it's a half assed version of social distancing, but that picture makes it look like they're standing around a summoning circle.
/summoning something stupid I'm sure
 
2020-05-19 6:42:26 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Why is he fixated on 1917 and potatoes?


Have you forgotten the teachings of "The great potato blight" of 1917?

You see blight is just another word for a plague, but it involves potatoes.  The potato was of great importance to the people of Ireland. When the potato blight wiped out their crops, millions of the Irish spread all over the world, bringing the Spanish flu to America.

It's all very intertwined you see. And I've heard this story from many people, the best people really.
 
2020-05-19 6:42:43 PM  
Northam is a doctor.  Just because you don't understand what he's saying doesn't make him crazy, you fat orange windbag.
 
2020-05-19 6:43:41 PM  
Is Rupar a Farker, just a particularly good source, or the only one doing this kind of reporting?  Just curious, as his twits are excellent but turn up here a lot

Regardless, I assume he has excellent mental health coverage and a covered tab in every bar in DC.  He's gonna need the former, and certainly earned the latter, for being such a useful pipeline for all of the bullshiat coming out of Dipshiat Donnie.
 
2020-05-19 6:44:30 PM  
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2020-05-19 6:45:01 PM  
Virginia has been paying attention not just to DJT but to many, many right-wing politicians.

We're savvy to the mess you've made of the country and the world.
 
2020-05-19 6:45:10 PM  

disco ball: fragMasterFlash: edmo: What are your thoughts on rutabagas?

They are nice when roasted in the same pan with a chicken, some turnips and various other root veggies.

/got some heirlooms sprouting in the container garden

Better get your Glock. Those heirlooms are like gold to a potato thief.


Glock? I need an assault rifle in case an entire drove of feral potato thieves go after my garden.

/fully automatic and with a suppressor so as not to bother the neighbors
 
2020-05-19 6:45:55 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Why is he fixated on 1917 and potatoes?


Because he is stupid. So, so stupid. Think of the stupidest person you've ever met - trump is stupider.
 
2020-05-19 6:46:10 PM  
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2020-05-19 6:46:40 PM  
And again, here we go with the unsolicited potato advice from the limp dick tater.
 
2020-05-19 6:47:51 PM  
Seriously. If you are a farmer and so afraid someone is going to come and dig up potatoes on your property you need to arm yourself...

Please.  Go ferment somewhere else.
 
2020-05-19 6:49:00 PM  
Wow those democrats always want to take the 2nd amendment away but yet haven't done so in a 100 years.
 
2020-05-19 6:49:07 PM  
 TRUMP: "We're going after Virginia, with your crazy governor, we're going after Virginia. They want to take your Second Amendment away. You'll have nobody guarding your potatoes."

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2020-05-19 6:49:11 PM  
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2020-05-19 6:49:29 PM  
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2020-05-19 6:49:31 PM  
Get farked, ya blimp.

/Virginian
 
2020-05-19 6:50:45 PM  
potatoes smashpatoes we need to defend ourselves from killer Tomatoes!! we needs our guns !!
Obscure for non boomers
 
2020-05-19 6:50:48 PM  
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2020-05-19 6:51:05 PM  
He likes hanging around potatoes for some reason.
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2020-05-19 6:52:11 PM  
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"They'll have your Potatoes."

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"AND MY ASPARAGUS!"

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"And my concern... oh, dear, oh dear..."
 
2020-05-19 6:52:32 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: He likes hanging around potatoes for some reason.
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Eric Trump is 6'6"?

Huh.
 
2020-05-19 6:53:13 PM  
It is possible that Donald Trump is the dumbest motherfarker ever put in front of a camera.
 
2020-05-19 6:55:10 PM  

nyseattitude: Governor to receive death threats from Republican Trump scum in 5.. 4.. 3..


That's actually possible, since the Republicans in out state legislature just lost their case before the state SC to try and stop Northam's actions to deal with COVID here in the Commonwealth.
 
2020-05-19 6:56:05 PM  
Quis custodiet ipsos  potatoes?
 
2020-05-19 6:58:34 PM  

Tailspin Tommy: Nadie_AZ: Why is he fixated on 1917 and potatoes?

Because he is stupid. So, so stupid. Think of the stupidest person you've ever met - trump is stupider.


I've met Trump, and this is still true.

/I haven't, really, but it would be
 
2020-05-19 7:00:30 PM  
Proof Putin is running the show. You don't mess with a Slav's potatoes. .
 
2020-05-19 7:01:10 PM  

edmo: What are your thoughts on rutabagas?


Hooterville rutabagas or nuttin.
 
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