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(Hudson Valley Post)   Drunk man claims to be shot in buttocks, but crack detectives find otherwise   (hudsonvalleypost.com) divider line
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2020-05-19 9:41:01 AM  
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2020-05-19 10:50:33 AM  
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2020-05-19 12:00:57 PM  
Butt.
 
2020-05-19 12:01:36 PM  
Was he on the game show " Stabbed in the Butt?"
 
2020-05-19 12:03:09 PM  
That's some real fine police work there. Did it never occur to them that it could've been a hole in one?
 
2020-05-19 12:04:42 PM  
This is one of those rare advantages of my tiny bottom.
 
2020-05-19 12:10:55 PM  
What a PITA.
 
2020-05-19 12:13:51 PM  
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2020-05-19 12:16:15 PM  
Drunk man claims to be shot in buttocks, but crack detectives only find an asshole.
 
2020-05-19 12:17:27 PM  
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>>insert cavity search joke here<<
 
2020-05-19 12:33:03 PM  

rcain: That's some real fine police work there. Did it never occur to them that it could've been a hole in one?

Jack was buried out of town
Six feet underground
They couldn't pin his murder on a soul
Because he was tying up a knot
In his shoelace when he was shot
And the sheriff never found the bullet hole


Courtesy of Benny Hill.
 
2020-05-19 1:30:00 PM  

rcain: That's some real fine police work there. Did it never occur to them that it could've been a hole in one?


It was a million to one shot doc. A million to one!
 
2020-05-19 2:00:45 PM  
The best thing about getting shot in the buttocks ...

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... is the ice cream.
 
2020-05-19 4:17:40 PM  
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You shot me in the butt!
 
2020-05-19 7:54:14 PM  
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2020-05-19 9:45:06 PM  
Did he get all the ice cream he wanted?
 
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