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(The Daily Beast)   Eric Trump pulls ahead in the horse race determining the worst Trump of them all. And after his dad told him he wouldn't win anything   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2020-05-19 9:35:45 AM  
Can you imagine 91,000 people committing suicide just to make Trump look bad. We should deport their bodies.
 
2020-05-19 9:42:44 AM  
It never even dawns on any of the Trumps that all the awful things that they believe are happening to them might be their own fault.

Common denominator, assholes all day, and all that.
 
2020-05-19 9:45:55 AM  

JerkStore: It never even dawns on any of the Trumps that all the awful things that they believe are happening to them might be their own fault.

Common denominator, assholes all day, and all that.


Of course not. How could it be so? They are the finest specimens of humanity that evolution can produce and by definition faultless.
 
2020-05-19 9:47:25 AM  
With the Trump family, every accusation is a confession.

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2020-05-19 9:47:44 AM  
As soon as we get some competent leadership in the White House things will start to improve. This is clearly a conspiracy to make morons look like bad leaders.
 
2020-05-19 10:05:50 AM  
This is third world banana republic bs.  Here we are.  It's appalling.
 
2020-05-19 10:40:56 AM  
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2020-05-19 10:54:12 AM  
Dovetails nicely with the QAnon crap.
 
2020-05-19 11:39:17 AM  
The entire world is actively involved in a conspiracy to deprive Trump of his 2 hr adderall riffs for a bunch of grubby red-hats?

got it
 
2020-05-19 11:46:55 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: The entire world is actively involved in a conspiracy to deprive Trump of his 2 hr adderall riffs for a bunch of grubby red-hats?

got it


Back in my day we knew the meaning of a Pyrrhic Victory, and by golly we liked it!
 
2020-05-19 11:53:12 AM  
This is not a contest, we should hate them all equally.
Mainly because equality seems to piss them off.
 
2020-05-19 11:53:34 AM  
steals from kid's cancer charities is all you ever need to know about any of them
 
2020-05-19 11:54:20 AM  
Nope. The giant gunt in the Oval Office is still the worst one, by far.

It's not even a contest.
 
2020-05-19 11:55:38 AM  
When are we getting the son debates, hunter would stomp either of these useless assholes.
 
2020-05-19 11:57:25 AM  
I don't know.... That doesn't seem like the worst thing a Trump has said this week, let alone, worst of all time. Don't get me wrong, it's shiatty, completely untrue, and stupid, but it's barely a bump in the road compared to the shiat they normally spout...
 
2020-05-19 11:58:39 AM  
What a breathtaking display of stupidity. This is not an innate lack of intelligence or cognitive disability. This is possessing some minimal capacity for intelligent thought and then consciously discarding it because it's just too much trouble to use it.
 
2020-05-19 11:58:44 AM  
Donald Trump violently raped Eric Trump's mother after a botched hair transplant. Ivana wrote about it in her book.

Yes, I'll be posting this in every thread mentioning Hi I'm Eric or Trump Jr everywhere for the rest of eternity. Because it's true, though she later said that violent non-consensual sex isn't actually rape because rea$on$.
 
2020-05-19 11:58:49 AM  

Podna: When are we getting the son debates, hunter would stomp either of these useless assholes.


Look, I've said before the son debates are an easy win.  Let Hunter do a Herculean amount of bath salts right before, then enjoy watching him eat the Trumps.
 
2020-05-19 12:00:09 PM  

bthom37: Podna: When are we getting the son debates, hunter would stomp either of these useless assholes.

Look, I've said before the son debates are an easy win.  Let Hunter do a Herculean amount of bath salts right before, then enjoy watching him eat the Trumps.


Its gonna be like last part of the movie 8 mile
 
2020-05-19 12:02:03 PM  

Podna: bthom37: Podna: When are we getting the son debates, hunter would stomp either of these useless assholes.

Look, I've said before the son debates are an easy win.  Let Hunter do a Herculean amount of bath salts right before, then enjoy watching him eat the Trumps.

Its gonna be like last part of the movie 8 mile


Wait, Eminem physically tears apart his enemies and eats them raw?  That movie just got a lot more interesting.
 
2020-05-19 12:03:56 PM  
I mean, he kinda looks like a horse so....

Or was that part of the joke?
 
2020-05-19 12:04:56 PM  
Looks like the chips are starting to crumble.
 
2020-05-19 12:06:13 PM  
It's sad and strange to see a child's mind so dominated by a parent.
 
2020-05-19 12:06:32 PM  

bthom37: Podna: bthom37: Podna: When are we getting the son debates, hunter would stomp either of these useless assholes.

Look, I've said before the son debates are an easy win.  Let Hunter do a Herculean amount of bath salts right before, then enjoy watching him eat the Trumps.

Its gonna be like last part of the movie 8 mile

Wait, Eminem physically tears apart his enemies and eats them raw?  That movie just got a lot more interesting.


I think the face eater was actually sober. If you are referring to the Florida incident
 
2020-05-19 12:09:29 PM  
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Does he win a fishing trip?
 
2020-05-19 12:09:36 PM  
All of the dead bodies should be piled up in the lobbies and at the front gates of Trump properties.
 
2020-05-19 12:11:19 PM  
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Great article...
 
2020-05-19 12:12:33 PM  
I think Eric is right. Trump should absolutely be holding massive rallies, crowding tens of thousands of his supporters together in a confined space for hours at a time.
 
2020-05-19 12:14:59 PM  
Funny... a friend of a friend in the backseat of your car who happens to have an old ziploc that might have traces of a naturally occurring plant can lead to your car being seized and sold and you spending time in prison...

... but *actively*, *repeatedly, *consistently* advocating for ignoring basic public health guidelines, leading to the suffering and grisly deaths of countless thousands of people and the innocent family members, neighbors, and healthcare pros with whom they come in contact... is a-ok political speech with zero repercussions.

We need to fix this.  Hold Trump, his kids, his enablers, his advocates, the voices who repeat and amplify his message uncritically, and the platforms that protect those who repeat his message uncritically responsible for the deaths they cause.  This is *well* past "public endangerment" and blowing through "negligent homicide" at this point.
 
2020-05-19 12:18:46 PM  

SirAdrianDangerous: This is not a contest, we should hate them all equally.
Mainly because equality seems to piss them off.


You shouldn't hate them. You should punish them dispassionately.
 
2020-05-19 12:20:10 PM  
I am totally for Trump to host his rallies again.  Please, start today.  Pretty please, with sugar on top, maybe even 2 scoops worth!!!  PLEASE.  Do 3-5 in every state from now until November!
 
2020-05-19 12:24:34 PM  
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2020-05-19 12:34:26 PM  
"They think they are taking away Donald Trump's greatest tool, which is being able to go into an arena and fill it with 50,000 people every single time..."

Pretty sure you're your father's greatest tool, but it is a long list.
 
2020-05-19 12:41:53 PM  

Gaddiel: I think Eric is right. Trump should absolutely be holding massive rallies, crowding tens of thousands of his supporters together in a confined space for hours at a time.


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2020-05-19 12:48:15 PM  
I have no doubt that Eric didn't write that. He blurts out what his handlers tell him to.
 
2020-05-19 12:48:46 PM  
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They were just trying to make Jim Jones look bad.
 
2020-05-19 12:56:57 PM  
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Sucks that we are stuck in this stupid timeline
 
2020-05-19 12:57:16 PM  
Nope still not as loathsome as his dad. Can't even do that right.
 
2020-05-19 12:58:20 PM  
And THIS is the "Royal Family" the cult members want??
I suppose though, that I'm Eric IS leading by example for them.  Where else could you find such breath-takingly aggressive stupidity?
I wonder how much of it is willful on his part, what percentage is a result of his being raised by at least one questionable parenting-unit, and how much is just plain bad genetics.  The latter two can be treated with intensive therapy and level-appropriate work-shops.  The former?  Yeah, that's just unforgivable.
 
2020-05-19 1:16:16 PM  

edmo: Can you imagine 91,000 people committing suicide just to make Trump look bad. We should deport their bodies.


We should install big fans on top of the Southern border wall to blow the covid-19 Mexico where it belongs.
 
2020-05-19 1:23:07 PM  

Blathering Idjut: "They think they are taking away Donald Trump's greatest tool, which is being able to go into an arena and fill it with 50,000 people every single time..."

Pretty sure you're your father's greatest tool, but it is a long list.


I also have to seriously question how powerful preaching to the converted actually is.
 
2020-05-19 1:44:08 PM  

scottydoesntknow: With the Trump family, every accusation is a confession.

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Are those clones?  I mean, seriously, they almost all look absolutely identical.  Hell, Hugh Hefner's house girlfriends had more diversity than that.
 
2020-05-19 6:01:01 PM  

Diogenes: Blathering Idjut: "They think they are taking away Donald Trump's greatest tool, which is being able to go into an arena and fill it with 50,000 people every single time..."

Pretty sure you're your father's greatest tool, but it is a long list.

I also have to seriously question how powerful preaching to the converted actually is.


Must be effective, they're inflating the attendance figures.  What indoor arena holds 50,000 people?  The Super dome?  Some other domed stadium?  Most arenas seat 15-20,000.  The largest is the Greensboro coliseum and it only seats 23,000.  I doubt SRO more than doubles that.  FARK OFF ERIC!!
 
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