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(The New Civil Rights Movement)   Bill Barr's head officially lodged up his anus with no hope of extraction   (thenewcivilrightsmovement.com) divider line
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2777 clicks; posted to Politics » on 19 May 2020 at 8:16 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-19 8:27:03 PM  
8 votes:

tnpir: Bill Barr should be hung for treason.

F*cking asshole.


Hanged. Guarandamntee that manatee has never been and will never be hung.
 
2020-05-19 8:42:13 PM  
7 votes:
Don't worry.  My sources inside Q-Anon tell me that Barr already has Hillary and Obama in custody, and today's presser was subtly choreographed to let us know.  If you decipher his words, he indicates that Biden is under 24-hour surveillance and will be arrested onstage during the Democratic National Convention, just after the delegates are pledged.  This way, the DNC cannot replace him as a candidate, ensuring at 100% popular vote for Trump.
 
2020-05-19 8:48:55 PM  
6 votes:
Now, as to Attorney General Bill Barr - whatever his level of involvement - based on the information I have today, I don't expect he'll be charged with child trafficking.
 
2020-05-19 8:27:02 PM  
5 votes:
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2020-05-19 9:29:25 PM  
4 votes:
After doing my due diligence, I'd like to go on the record and say I'm declining my invite to be the guest of honor at this year's Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Orgy/Breast Cancer Awareness event.
 
2020-05-19 8:52:15 PM  
3 votes:

phoenix352: phoenix352: For years of this administration and my take away is according to the media, Republicans can't lie.

Wrongly suggesting
False truths
Untruths
Mislead
Improperly suggested

Never lie though.

Fourplus years since coming back to fark and my takeaway is I still don't check autocorrect enough.


Technically Barr's not lying this time, either. There won't be any criminal prosecution for the same reason Fark isn't going to spend a lot of time investigating my torrid 3-way with ScarJo and Kate Upton.
 
2020-05-19 8:31:54 PM  
3 votes:
No criminal charges for the worst political crime ever?  This justice department is weak and emasculated.  Where are all the Trump tough guys?
 
2020-05-19 10:33:41 PM  
2 votes:
Headlines should read:

"AG Barr confirms TOTAL AND COMPLETE EXONERATION for President Obama and VP Biden"
 
2020-05-19 9:45:52 PM  
2 votes:

Private_Citizen: It's not that Barr's head is up his ass so much as Trump's dick is constantly in his mouth. Anything he now says just reeks of Trump's taint.


In order for Barr to put Trump's dick in his mouth, by necessity he needs to put his head up his own ass.
 
2020-05-19 9:04:02 PM  
2 votes:

Private_Citizen: It's not that Barr's head is up his ass so much as Trump's dick is constantly in his mouth. Anything he now says just reeks of Trump's taint.


Why did you put that image in my head!?

The world is full of elderly gay couples who are just plain adorable, but you crossed a line here!
 
2020-05-19 8:59:30 PM  
2 votes:
I'll have so many reasons to celebrate when Trump's out of office, even though the world will be a charred husk at that point. Not the least of which because this shaved muppet will no longer be AG.
 
2020-05-19 8:34:50 PM  
2 votes:
It's not about charging Obama and Biden, it's about looking so forgiving and generous in NOT charging them so it'll look petty if they come after the Apple Dumpling gang once they're out on the street and run on sentences and such as.
 
2020-05-19 8:32:56 PM  
2 votes:

phoenix352: For years of this administration and my take away is according to the media, Republicans can't lie.

Wrongly suggesting
False truths
Untruths
Mislead
Improperly suggested

Never lie though.


It wouldn't be polite to call them lies.
 
2020-05-20 8:06:47 AM  
1 vote:

Godwalk: These guys don't seem to get that they'll be out of power sooner or later. What then? You can't get me now?


When was the last time someone from a previous administration was prosecuted by the current one? I think it's pretty much never. And I don't expect Biden to change that.
 
2020-05-19 11:14:44 PM  
1 vote:
He has several comorbidities, the iron lung will not save him.
 
2020-05-19 10:09:31 PM  
1 vote:

AnEasyTarget: If there will be no criminal charges, then can there be an abuse of power?

Keep doing Cheeto Mussolini's bidding. And remember you won't be the AG forever.


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2020-05-19 9:55:06 PM  
1 vote:
These guys don't seem to get that they'll be out of power sooner or later. What then? You can't get me now?
 
2020-05-19 9:44:09 PM  
1 vote:

dickfreckle: AsparagusFTW: I just don't care anymore. There is 0 we can do except vote.

Don't let it bring you down too.

It's difficult in a red state. It keeps many people from thinking their vote will make a difference. I assume this also applies in states like California, where Republicans just kind of give up when it comes to presidential elections.

Make no mistake, I'm still gonna vote as all f*ck. There are down ballot issues to consider.


Same. I just can't give it anymore energy at this point. It just ruins days and I can't have or let that happen anymore.
 
2020-05-19 9:40:29 PM  
1 vote:

Epic Fap Session: After doing my due diligence, I'd like to go on the record and say I'm declining my invite to be the guest of honor at this year's Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Orgy/Breast Cancer Awareness event.


You only got the call because I turned them down first.
 
2020-05-19 9:02:07 PM  
1 vote:
This is literally the definition of not news.
 
2020-05-19 8:48:30 PM  
1 vote:

aleister_greynight: No criminal charges for the worst political crime ever?  This justice department is weak and emasculated.  Where are all the Trump tough guys?


Seems pretty darn feckless.
 
2020-05-19 8:31:47 PM  
1 vote:

phoenix352: For years of this administration and my take away is according to the media, Republicans can't lie.

Wrongly suggesting
False truths
Untruths
Mislead
Improperly suggested

Never lie though.


Fourplus years since coming back to fark and my takeaway is I still don't check autocorrect enough.
 
2020-05-19 8:31:00 PM  
1 vote:
I just don't care anymore. There is 0 we can do except vote.

Don't let it bring you down too.
 
2020-05-19 8:29:36 PM  
1 vote:
For years of this administration and my take away is according to the media, Republicans can't lie.

Wrongly suggesting
False truths
Untruths
Mislead
Improperly suggested

Never lie though.
 
2020-05-19 8:28:16 PM  
1 vote:
I don't understand.

The President has Total Authority.

Trump said so. So what's the problem?
 
2020-05-19 8:26:39 PM  
1 vote:
The documentary of this will be called Triumph of the Bill.
 
2020-05-19 2:15:31 PM  
1 vote:
Slander
It's what is coming
 
2020-05-19 12:00:15 PM  
1 vote:
If there will be no criminal charges, then can there be an abuse of power?

Keep doing Cheeto Mussolini's bidding. And remember you won't be the AG forever.
 
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