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(The New Civil Rights Movement)   Bill Barr's head officially lodged up his anus with no hope of extraction   (thenewcivilrightsmovement.com) divider line
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2020-05-19 8:20:57 PM  
21 votes:
Bill Barr should be hung for treason.

F*cking asshole.
 
2020-05-19 10:10:12 AM  
20 votes:
It's not that Barr's head is up his ass so much as Trump's dick is constantly in his mouth. Anything he now says just reeks of Trump's taint.
 
2020-05-19 8:25:45 PM  
16 votes:
I've got to tell you, Barr's probably the most competent member of this administration. Not competent at his job title, mind you, but the most skilled at accomplishing what he wants to accomplish. It's just unfortunate for us what he wants to accomplish is evil and treasonous.
 
2020-05-19 8:27:02 PM  
13 votes:
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2020-05-19 12:00:15 PM  
10 votes:
If there will be no criminal charges, then can there be an abuse of power?

Keep doing Cheeto Mussolini's bidding. And remember you won't be the AG forever.
 
2020-05-19 8:21:15 PM  
9 votes:
Of course his head is up his ass.  Bill Barr is a piece of human shiat.
 
2020-05-19 3:29:29 PM  
9 votes:
That statement is the legal equivalent of "So, have you stopped beating your wife?"
 
2020-05-19 8:31:00 PM  
7 votes:
I just don't care anymore. There is 0 we can do except vote.

Don't let it bring you down too.
 
2020-05-19 8:49:00 PM  
5 votes:
Baby dinosaur knew exactly what he was signing up for when applied for the job in an unsolicited letter.
He's supposed to be the political fixer that Sessions refused to do. The reincarnation of Roy Cohn.
He thinks history is written by the winners on the false assumption he will be on that side
 
2020-05-19 8:31:54 PM  
5 votes:
No criminal charges for the worst political crime ever?  This justice department is weak and emasculated.  Where are all the Trump tough guys?
 
2020-05-19 8:29:36 PM  
5 votes:
For years of this administration and my take away is according to the media, Republicans can't lie.

Wrongly suggesting
False truths
Untruths
Mislead
Improperly suggested

Never lie though.
 
2020-05-19 8:27:03 PM  
5 votes:

tnpir: Bill Barr should be hung for treason.

F*cking asshole.


Hanged. Guarandamntee that manatee has never been and will never be hung.
 
2020-05-19 8:41:49 PM  
4 votes:
he said it, so now 40% of the population believes it. another 20%, while standing in line to vote, will have a vague recollection of obama/biden being associated with corruption.

doesnt matter beyond that.
 
2020-05-19 8:34:50 PM  
4 votes:
It's not about charging Obama and Biden, it's about looking so forgiving and generous in NOT charging them so it'll look petty if they come after the Apple Dumpling gang once they're out on the street and run on sentences and such as.
 
2020-05-19 9:55:06 PM  
3 votes:
These guys don't seem to get that they'll be out of power sooner or later. What then? You can't get me now?
 
2020-05-19 8:47:36 PM  
3 votes:
I mean, he can't exactly stop now. He took the job, he's doing what Trump and the GOP wanted him to do. There's simply no way he can do what they want without looking like a mustache-twirling cartoon villain. And if he draws a line, he'll be kicked the fark out like the FIVE Inspector Generals that have happened in the last several months.

Barr has both been complacent about crimes and abetted in crimes that could easily give him jail time with a tiny modicum of scrutiny. He has to be all in, because it's the only thing keeping him from being Trump's complete and utter fall guy.
 
2020-05-19 8:41:54 PM  
3 votes:
1980's called and said, "Yeah, No Duh!"

Bill Barr has been sold out for evil for a long time. It is just now that he has found someone who will indulge his every evil desire.
 
2020-05-19 9:45:52 PM  
2 votes:

Private_Citizen: It's not that Barr's head is up his ass so much as Trump's dick is constantly in his mouth. Anything he now says just reeks of Trump's taint.


In order for Barr to put Trump's dick in his mouth, by necessity he needs to put his head up his own ass.
 
2020-05-19 9:44:09 PM  
2 votes:

dickfreckle: AsparagusFTW: I just don't care anymore. There is 0 we can do except vote.

Don't let it bring you down too.

It's difficult in a red state. It keeps many people from thinking their vote will make a difference. I assume this also applies in states like California, where Republicans just kind of give up when it comes to presidential elections.

Make no mistake, I'm still gonna vote as all f*ck. There are down ballot issues to consider.


Same. I just can't give it anymore energy at this point. It just ruins days and I can't have or let that happen anymore.
 
2020-05-19 9:21:37 PM  
2 votes:

talkertopc: Now, as to Attorney General Bill Barr - whatever his level of involvement - based on the information I have today, I don't expect he'll be charged with child trafficking.


Though some people Bill Barr may have been associated are likely to be investigated for child trafficking and bestiality.
 
2020-05-19 9:21:23 PM  
2 votes:

AsparagusFTW: I just don't care anymore. There is 0 we can do except vote.

Don't let it bring you down too.


It's difficult in a red state. It keeps many people from thinking their vote will make a difference. I assume this also applies in states like California, where Republicans just kind of give up when it comes to presidential elections.

Make no mistake, I'm still gonna vote as all f*ck. There are down ballot issues to consider.
 
2020-05-19 9:02:07 PM  
2 votes:
This is literally the definition of not news.
 
2020-05-19 8:51:25 PM  
2 votes:
The problem is barr still has a head.  Traitors dont get heads.
 
2020-05-19 8:28:16 PM  
2 votes:
I don't understand.

The President has Total Authority.

Trump said so. So what's the problem?
 
2020-05-19 2:15:31 PM  
2 votes:
Slander
It's what is coming
 
2020-05-19 12:13:29 PM  
2 votes:
His head is anywhere that Donnie tells him, and to keep his accessory after the fact status quiet...
 
2020-05-20 7:59:55 AM  
1 vote:

Destructor: I don't understand.

The President has Total Authority.

Trump said so. So what's the problem?


Silly Destructor, that only applies to Republicans.
 
2020-05-19 11:41:56 PM  
1 vote:

Hugemeister: AnEasyTarget: If there will be no criminal charges, then can there be an abuse of power?

Keep doing Cheeto Mussolini's bidding. And remember you won't be the AG forever.

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Don't you see how rusty that blade is? Careful, or they'll need a tetanus shot!
 
2020-05-19 11:14:44 PM  
1 vote:
He has several comorbidities, the iron lung will not save him.
 
2020-05-19 10:33:41 PM  
1 vote:
Headlines should read:

"AG Barr confirms TOTAL AND COMPLETE EXONERATION for President Obama and VP Biden"
 
2020-05-19 10:09:31 PM  
1 vote:

AnEasyTarget: If there will be no criminal charges, then can there be an abuse of power?

Keep doing Cheeto Mussolini's bidding. And remember you won't be the AG forever.


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2020-05-19 9:38:25 PM  
1 vote:
Subby did the right thing telling to apply Hanlon's Razor, but in this case, it really is malice were talking about.
 
2020-05-19 9:33:36 PM  
1 vote:

Epic Fap Session: After doing my due diligence, I'd like to go on the record and say I'm declining my invite to be the guest of honor at this year's Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Orgy/Breast Cancer Awareness event.


It's sad how many of us cannot make it this year, but yeah know with the virus and all.  Maybe next year.
 
2020-05-19 9:29:25 PM  
1 vote:
After doing my due diligence, I'd like to go on the record and say I'm declining my invite to be the guest of honor at this year's Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Orgy/Breast Cancer Awareness event.
 
2020-05-19 9:08:25 PM  
1 vote:
 stooge
derogatory
a person who serves merely to support or assist others,
particularly in doing unpleasant or dishonest tasks...
 
2020-05-19 9:06:32 PM  
1 vote:

AnEasyTarget: If there will be no criminal charges, then can there be an abuse of power?


Look no further than the Tangerine Tantrum's impeachment process.

/No resulting criminal charges, yet glaringly blatant abuse of power by Trump
 
2020-05-19 8:59:30 PM  
1 vote:
I'll have so many reasons to celebrate when Trump's out of office, even though the world will be a charred husk at that point. Not the least of which because this shaved muppet will no longer be AG.
 
2020-05-19 8:58:41 PM  
1 vote:

palelizard: phoenix352: phoenix352: For years of this administration and my take away is according to the media, Republicans can't lie.

Wrongly suggesting
False truths
Untruths
Mislead
Improperly suggested

Never lie though.

Fourplus years since coming back to fark and my takeaway is I still don't check autocorrect enough.

Technically Barr's not lying this time, either. There won't be any criminal prosecution for the same reason Fark isn't going to spend a lot of time investigating my torrid 3-way with ScarJo and Kate Upton.


Barr is doing a very good job at creating a word salad that both doesn't suggest Trump is full of shiat, and also makes it so that investigations will never take place due to the stupid, frivolous, potentially counterproductive nature of them.
 
2020-05-19 8:52:15 PM  
1 vote:

phoenix352: phoenix352: For years of this administration and my take away is according to the media, Republicans can't lie.

Wrongly suggesting
False truths
Untruths
Mislead
Improperly suggested

Never lie though.

Fourplus years since coming back to fark and my takeaway is I still don't check autocorrect enough.


Technically Barr's not lying this time, either. There won't be any criminal prosecution for the same reason Fark isn't going to spend a lot of time investigating my torrid 3-way with ScarJo and Kate Upton.
 
2020-05-19 8:42:13 PM  
1 vote:
Don't worry.  My sources inside Q-Anon tell me that Barr already has Hillary and Obama in custody, and today's presser was subtly choreographed to let us know.  If you decipher his words, he indicates that Biden is under 24-hour surveillance and will be arrested onstage during the Democratic National Convention, just after the delegates are pledged.  This way, the DNC cannot replace him as a candidate, ensuring at 100% popular vote for Trump.
 
2020-05-19 8:31:47 PM  
1 vote:

phoenix352: For years of this administration and my take away is according to the media, Republicans can't lie.

Wrongly suggesting
False truths
Untruths
Mislead
Improperly suggested

Never lie though.


Fourplus years since coming back to fark and my takeaway is I still don't check autocorrect enough.
 
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