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2020-05-19 7:00:02 AM  
Dump secretly wipes boogers on all the former President's portraits.

Prove me wrong.
 
2020-05-19 7:03:10 AM  
Well, you need an actual president in the White House for the ceremony.  For the first time, we do not have one.
 
2020-05-19 7:03:22 AM  
What a whiny little child

I hope his presidential portrait is a baby crying in a pen
 
2020-05-19 7:04:21 AM  
Should Biden win, his first non-governmental task should be this. Host the Obama family to unveil the portrait. Then never host one for Trump. And no President following Biden should ever do it either. In fact, I'd take it as a sign of healing if Trumps portrait never hangs in the White House. Unless it's the one of him actually hanging.
 
2020-05-19 7:05:17 AM  
Is "hanging" or "being hung" the correct phrase here?
 
2020-05-19 7:07:48 AM  

alitaki: Is "hanging" or "being hung" the correct phrase here?


Hanged.
 
2020-05-19 7:14:09 AM  
There will be so many asterisks used when discussing this goddamn president and the presidency in general, they will be like the stars at night.
 
2020-05-19 7:17:50 AM  
Good, Trump's not fit to host Obama in the White House.  I hope Biden wins so he can do the honors.
 
2020-05-19 7:18:20 AM  

alitaki: Should Biden win, his first non-governmental task should be this. Host the Obama family to unveil the portrait. Then never host one for Trump. And no President following Biden should ever do it either. In fact, I'd take it as a sign of healing if Trumps portrait never hangs in the White House. Unless it's the one of him actually hanging.


Once the Dump occupation of the WH ends, I doubt Twitler ever want to return
 
2020-05-19 7:20:01 AM  

August11: There will be so many asterisks used when discussing this goddamn president and the presidency in general, they will be like the stars at night.


I'm hoping it gets relegated to a minor historical footnote, which is more than it deserves
 
2020-05-19 7:23:43 AM  

no1curr: August11: There will be so many asterisks used when discussing this goddamn president and the presidency in general, they will be like the stars at night.

I'm hoping it gets relegated to a minor historical footnote, which is more than it deserves


On the other hand, there's merit to making sure he's never forgotten, so that people don't make the same horrible decision ever again.
 
2020-05-19 7:32:27 AM  

August11: alitaki: Is "hanging" or "being hung" the correct phrase here?

Hanged.


Danke.
 
2020-05-19 7:32:53 AM  
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2020-05-19 7:41:03 AM  

no1curr: alitaki: Should Biden win, his first non-governmental task should be this. Host the Obama family to unveil the portrait. Then never host one for Trump. And no President following Biden should ever do it either. In fact, I'd take it as a sign of healing if Trumps portrait never hangs in the White House. Unless it's the one of him actually hanging.

Once the Dump occupation of the WH ends, I doubt Twitler ever want to return


He'd have to ask the warden to get out of his cell for the day.  Based on behavior to that point I'm not sure it would be granted.
 
2020-05-19 7:45:25 AM  
Farking toddler.  If you voted for Trump, fark you.
 
2020-05-19 7:52:31 AM  

enry: no1curr: alitaki: Should Biden win, his first non-governmental task should be this. Host the Obama family to unveil the portrait. Then never host one for Trump. And no President following Biden should ever do it either. In fact, I'd take it as a sign of healing if Trumps portrait never hangs in the White House. Unless it's the one of him actually hanging.

Once the Dump occupation of the WH ends, I doubt Twitler ever want to return

He'd have to ask the warden to get out of his cell for the day.  Based on behavior to that point I'm not sure it would be granted.


I'd allow it as long as Dump wears his Government-provided rumpled coveralls, lift-free sandals, and is not allowed access to spray tan or hair products.
 
2020-05-19 7:55:10 AM  

alitaki: August11: alitaki: Is "hanging" or "being hung" the correct phrase here?

Hanged.

Danke.


Gern geschehen.
 
2020-05-19 8:29:51 AM  
It would be wonderful for Biden and Obama to take advantage of the precedent Trump would be setting to freeze Trump out of his own portrait, I suspect that won't happen. They'll invite him, and like a toad, Trump will come crawling back for the honor.
 
2020-05-19 8:38:27 AM  
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2020-05-19 8:40:02 AM  

markie_farkie: enry: no1curr: alitaki: Should Biden win, his first non-governmental task should be this. Host the Obama family to unveil the portrait. Then never host one for Trump. And no President following Biden should ever do it either. In fact, I'd take it as a sign of healing if Trumps portrait never hangs in the White House. Unless it's the one of him actually hanging.

Once the Dump occupation of the WH ends, I doubt Twitler ever want to return

He'd have to ask the warden to get out of his cell for the day.  Based on behavior to that point I'm not sure it would be granted.

I'd allow it as long as Dump wears his Government-provided rumpled coveralls, lift-free sandals, and is not allowed access to spray tan or hair products.


Nobody would recognize it's Trump, not without the hair and orange complexion
 
2020-05-19 9:13:08 AM  
Trump's portrait should just be him on his knees in front of Putin
 
2020-05-19 9:33:32 AM  
I wonder what Melania won't be wearing for her portrait.
 
2020-05-19 9:44:07 AM  

markie_farkie: Dump secretly wipes boogers on all the former President's portraits.

Prove me wrong.


You think he keeps it a secret?
 
2020-05-19 9:47:33 AM  
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2020-05-19 9:47:58 AM  
Don's picture is going to be done with crayon and marker.
 
2020-05-19 9:48:26 AM  
When Trump gets his portrait (and he should), it should be hung upside down.
 
2020-05-19 9:49:45 AM  
Well, I'd be hard pressed to go to any ceremony hosted by Trump, regardless of the reason. Which is probably why I'm not in politics. :)
 
2020-05-19 9:49:48 AM  

wademh: I wonder what Melania won't be wearing for her portrait.


Her wedding ring, as after a nasty post-presidency divorce, she ends up taking every penny from Donald, and then pawns the ring for $10K so she has $10K and a handful of pennies.
 
2020-05-19 9:50:58 AM  
Donald Trump's portrait will be gilded with gawdy gold backgrounds, most likely accentuated with velvet, done by that whacko conservative painter who can't do perspectives correctly, and will be unceremoniously hung in the White House boiler room.
 
2020-05-19 9:51:08 AM  
when presidents set aside political differences

Trump is incapable of something so adult.
 
2020-05-19 9:51:09 AM  
FTFA: "It's a statement of generosity on [the part of] the current president and first lady," former White House curator Betty Monkman said in an interview with the White House Historical Association in 2017. "And it's a very warm, lovely moment."

Well there's your problem right there.
 
2020-05-19 9:51:38 AM  

Jake Havechek: Farking toddler.  If you voted for Trump, fark you.


This kind of shiat is why they voted for him.
 
2020-05-19 9:52:06 AM  

OldRod: What a whiny little child

I hope his presidential portrait is a baby crying in a pen


On black velvet painted by an 8-year-old and in a Goodwill thrift-store frame.
 
2020-05-19 9:52:24 AM  
[Obvious] tag needed a day off
 
2020-05-19 9:52:31 AM  
What a coward. Obama scares him so much that he can't even be in the same room as him.
What about the portrait?  Do they stick it in storage? I get a smile at the thought of Trump having a stare at Obama's smiling face staring at him and judging.
 
2020-05-19 9:52:42 AM  
So, can we get Trump's portrait printed on a bunch of TP for the Oval Office bathroom? I mean, that's probably where he does most of his work.
 
2020-05-19 9:54:13 AM  
Ben Garrison seen practicing his "buff Trump" drawings and waiting for the call for Trump's eventual portrait.

Also, I just like to think about Trump having to see a picture of Obama hanging in the White House every day and it making him mad.
 
2020-05-19 9:55:05 AM  
Trump has destroyed any luster the Presidency had. No one will ever look at it the same way again.
Obama's portrait hanging in the White House will not have any feeling of great significance because of it.
How many people( besides me) will tell our grandkids how stupid it would be to join the military because of the people you would be dying for ? There is exactly zero benefits for the people and that is the point. The boomers chose his opponent for this election and he has only hurt people but helped corporations. That is why they chose him. The cruelty is the point.

We aren't in it together anymore. We are in it to make other people suffer in the most idiotic ways from the dumbest rich men we can find.
 
2020-05-19 9:55:44 AM  

DarnoKonrad: Jake Havechek: Farking toddler.  If you voted for Trump, fark you.

This kind of shiat is why they voted for him.


No it isnt. They voted for him because they are a bunch of hillbillies, racists, and very stupid people.
 
2020-05-19 9:56:00 AM  

alitaki: "being hung"


Caliente!
 
2020-05-19 9:56:21 AM  
All I can say is, when Trump finally kicks the bucket, I hope he isn't laid in state - the urine smell inside the rotunda would be stifling.
 
2020-05-19 9:56:40 AM  
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2020-05-19 9:56:54 AM  
McNaughton must, MUST paint the Trump presidential portrait, with a shirtless, ripped Donnie wielding an M-60 like Rambo and carrying two babies he saved from the Clinton baby-eating cadre!
 
2020-05-19 9:58:35 AM  
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I wonder if she laughed because he offered to be her date to future Presidential funerals?
 
2020-05-19 9:58:36 AM  

Minus1Kelvin: alitaki: "being hung"

Caliente!


Trump is mad because it would require two portraits for Obama. One for the upper half and the other for below the belt.
 
2020-05-19 9:58:55 AM  
If Biden wins, Trump isn't showing up to the inauguration. Actually, I'd guess that he runs to Florida the day after the election.

/or a non-extradition country.
 
2020-05-19 9:59:31 AM  
I thought Trump already had multiple paintings?

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2020-05-19 9:59:35 AM  

alitaki: Should Biden win, his first non-governmental task should be this. Host the Obama family to unveil the portrait. Then never host one for Trump. And no President following Biden should ever do it either. In fact, I'd take it as a sign of healing if Trumps portrait never hangs in the White House. Unless it's the one of him actually hanging.


Hang it. Then deface it, like what happened to the sculptures and carvings of Akhenaten.
 
2020-05-19 9:59:53 AM  
None of the ex-presidents have done anyting with trump.  I think H.W.'s funeral is the only time they've been in a room with him.  Even the war criminals don't want nothing to do with him
 
2020-05-19 10:00:39 AM  

OldRod: Trump's portrait should just be him on his knees in front of Putin


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