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(ABC 27)   This 7-year old girl just wants the tooth fairy to be safe during the coronavirus pandemic   (abc27.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, tooth fairy, Mother, first thing Evolette, Pictures courtesy of Kayla Westhouse, Kayla Westhouse, Evolette's mom, GRAND RAPIDS, 7-year-old daughter  
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388 clicks; posted to D'awww » and Main » on 19 May 2020 at 9:05 AM (2 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-19 9:18:04 AM  
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2020-05-19 9:27:07 AM  
Now I'm worried about the well-being of The Krampus.

I imagine devouring all those bad children would lead to a pretty high transmission rate, and you can't even wear a mask while devouring.  I don't know if he has the facilities for it but maybe The Krampus should consider pasteurizing the evil children.

Poor Krampus.
 
2020-05-19 9:44:39 AM  
Why do people insist on telling lies to children?

Everyone knows a succubus sneaks into your house and eats the teeth to keep their vagina teeth healthy.
 
2020-05-19 11:05:12 AM  

AnEasyTarget: Why do people insist on telling lies to children?

Everyone knows a succubus sneaks into your house and eats the teeth to keep their vagina teeth healthy.


::backs slowly away, hands up in the universal 'Nice doggy' gesture::
 
2020-05-19 5:57:12 PM  
Her arguments were spot on, especially the last one.

She has to enter my 6ft bubble to get the tooth from under my pillow.
This tooth has been in my mouth, where all the germs are.
What if she comes to my house, and then goes to another kids house? Then that kid has MY germs too.
What else do you have to do tonight
?
 
2020-05-19 6:25:52 PM  
Smart kid.  She's looking out for her future tooth cash-ins.  Has to make sure down the road she can still collectify her money.
 
2020-05-19 11:00:26 PM  
OK, that's better than I did, and I was kind of proud of mine...

The year the movie Rise Of The Guardians came out, I took a picture of her while she was sleeping and then 'Shopped in the Tooth Fairy from the movie, told her I heard a noise and discovered the TF, managing to snap a picture before she flew off...

And then when she lost her last baby tooth, the Tooth Fairy gave her a bonus for giving her such good teeth... I bought a little treasure chest from Michael's and gave her 20 brand new gold $1 coins, one for each tooth. 3 years later, she still has her gold "treasure", never once wanted to use it to buy anything... 😊

But this is cooler than either of those.
 
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