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(Hull Daily Mail)   In the next module of your home-schooling work book, in your own words, define these five categories of pornography   (hulldailymail.co.uk) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Hardcore pornography, Female genital cutting, 11-year-old daughter's school work, Pornography, Erotica, Circumcision, Mrs Taylor, Softcore pornography  
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6 days ago  
The 34-year-old said: "My daughter is still very much a child, we've still got magic elves, her bedroom is done in My Little Pony. She is very innocent and naive.

No.  If she's searched for "My Little Pony" with safe search accidentally turned off, no she's not.
 
6 days ago  
Not the categories I thought of at first, but those would be legitimately useful things to know.

That 'mum' looks awfully young in that picture, though.
 
6 days ago  
A Catholic school was teaching this?
Somebody was cybergrooming
 
6 days ago  
Breast ironing? I don't even want to know.
 
6 days ago  
Tame, lame, meh, boring, and square.
 
6 days ago  

naughtyrev: Breast ironing? I don't even want to know.


Could be worse. It could be "penis ironing"
 
6 days ago  
Mom looks like she's been around. Probably doesn't want the same life for her daughter. Can't really diss her for that.
 
6 days ago  

Walker: naughtyrev: Breast ironing? I don't even want to know.

Could be worse. It could be "penis ironing"


Flattening. Penis flattening.
 
6 days ago  
The best porn is at zombo.com
 
6 days ago  
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Is this the Dracula teaching method?
It's backwards
/One! one ironed breast! Two! Two ironed breasts
 
6 days ago  
Ironic that Mrs Taylor looks like she works in porn herself.
 
6 days ago  
"She was only in primary school last year living her best life..."

- Billy Madison
 
6 days ago  

kittyhas1000legs: Walker: naughtyrev: Breast ironing? I don't even want to know.

Could be worse. It could be "penis ironing"

Flattening. Penis flattening.


Cleveland Steamering? Rusty Tromboning?

/ This is how you get homework sourced from Urban Dictionary
 
6 days ago  

DippityDoo: [Fark user image 425x558]
Is this the Dracula teaching method?
It's backwards
/One! one ironed breast! Two! Two ironed breasts


sorry, it's the OCD in me.. I hate backwards things unless its the guitar solos from some I'm Only Sleeping by the Beatles.

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6 days ago  

kittyhas1000legs: Walker: naughtyrev: Breast ironing? I don't even want to know.

Could be worse. It could be "penis ironing"

Flattening. Penis flattening.


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6 days ago  

Walker: Could be worse. It could be "penis ironing"


I had my balls ironed to take the wrinkles out.
 
6 days ago  
That lady is 32 and she needs that much filtering for her picture?
 
6 days ago  

dothemath: Ironic that Mrs Taylor looks like she works in porn herself.


She was probably concerned that her kids googling pornography would result in seeing her work.
 
6 days ago  

naughtyrev: Breast ironing? I don't even want to know.


Yeah. No way I'm having that in my browser history or firewall logs.
 
6 days ago  

dothemath: Walker: Could be worse. It could be "penis ironing"

I had my balls ironed to take the wrinkles out.


But no starch, right? Because that would be weird.

And itchy.
 
6 days ago  

dothemath: Walker: Could be worse. It could be "penis ironing"

I had my balls ironed to take the wrinkles out.


I had mine steamed by Gwyneth Paltrow herself. I'm special.
 
6 days ago  

Schmerd1948: dothemath: Walker: Could be worse. It could be "penis ironing"

I had my balls ironed to take the wrinkles out.

I had mine steamed by Gwyneth Paltrow herself. I'm special.


steam...steam gets the wrinkles out....
 
6 days ago  
$20 says mom is a CHAV.

I doubt having the Mom try to look like Barbie is doing the daughter any good as well.
 
6 days ago  
I kind of agree with Karen. That is a bit much.
 
6 days ago  
Isn't the official legal position "I know it when I see it"?
 
6 days ago  
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance. It works for porn, too.
 
6 days ago  
When I was eleven years old, I was into Ninja Turtles and masturbating like a rubber jackhammer every second that I did not have otherwise pressing engagements. I've got bad news for mum.
 
6 days ago  

Mad_Radhu: kittyhas1000legs: Walker: naughtyrev: Breast ironing? I don't even want to know.

Could be worse. It could be "penis ironing"

Flattening. Penis flattening.

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Thank you, I couldn't remember where I heard the term first.
 
6 days ago  
ftfa: '11-year-old daughter's school work which asked children to define hardcore pornography - among other "inappropriate" topics.'

Why is 'inappropriate' in quotes? - those ARE inappropriate topics for kids.
 
6 days ago  
Only 5?
I got that many subdirectories just under "midget"
 
6 days ago  
Pfft...could you categorize a sunset, or the way the wind blows through the wildflowers?
 
6 days ago  

Keyser_Soze_Death: naughtyrev: Breast ironing? I don't even want to know.

Yeah. No way I'm having that in my browser history or firewall logs.


It's an attempt to make girls in stone age countries appear less attractive by making them look less feminine so the roving gangs of savages don't get them.
 
6 days ago  

GodComplex: Keyser_Soze_Death: naughtyrev: Breast ironing? I don't even want to know.

Yeah. No way I'm having that in my browser history or firewall logs.

It's an attempt to make girls in stone age countries appear less attractive by making them look less feminine so the roving gangs of savages don't get them.


Whoever funnied this has issues. I mean, even if they think you're making that up.

Hint: Poster is absolutely not making this up.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
For once I'm on the mom's side.
 
6 days ago  
So.. 12 year olds.. honestly sounds about the right time to teach them these things in class otherwise they will get the wrong info from their friends. Sex education is a thing folks.
 
6 days ago  

bughunter: The 34-year-old said: "My daughter is still very much a child, we've still got magic elves, her bedroom is done in My Little Pony. She is very innocent and naive.

No.  If she's searched for "My Little Pony" with safe search accidentally turned off, no she's not.


Uhhh, safe search or not, my little pony is still one of the safest search terms around. You MUST use additional terms to break out of the millions of official images.
 
6 days ago  

JeffMD: bughunter: The 34-year-old said: "My daughter is still very much a child, we've still got magic elves, her bedroom is done in My Little Pony. She is very innocent and naive.

No.  If she's searched for "My Little Pony" with safe search accidentally turned off, no she's not.

Uhhh, safe search or not, my little pony is still one of the safest search terms around. You MUST use additional terms to break out of the millions of official images.


So you heard?
 
6 days ago  

mrlewish: So.. 12 year olds.. honestly sounds about the right time to teach them these things in class otherwise they will get the wrong info from their friends. Sex education is a thing folks.


Oh especially if they've discovered all the porn on the internet. I read an article once in the Washington Post about pre-teens viewing porn and the consequences on relationships, cultural expectations, etc, it's been having. It was a good, informative read.
 
6 days ago  
Another inch and those fake lashes would give her the gift of flight.
 
6 days ago  
It goes like this.  Poor, OK, Good, Better, Transsexual midget clown bondgage pony farm.
 
6 days ago  
Teachers have asked the 11 to 14-year-olds to "define" pornography, soft pornography, hardcore pornography and transsexual pornography, as well as female genital mutilation, wet dreams, trafficking, male circumcision, breast ironing and more.

I can't define it but I know it when I see it.
 
6 days ago  

MythDragon: It goes like this.  Poor, OK, Good, Better, Transsexual midget clown bondgage pony farm.


Where does the necrophiliac amputee coprophiliac porn fit in?

Internet Porn
Youtube qIELY-UeEnQ

Relatively SFW for those of you who still go into an office (but you might get called to HR anyway).
 
6 days ago  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: GodComplex: Keyser_Soze_Death: naughtyrev: Breast ironing? I don't even want to know.

Yeah. No way I'm having that in my browser history or firewall logs.

It's an attempt to make girls in stone age countries appear less attractive by making them look less feminine so the roving gangs of savages don't get them.

Whoever funnied this has issues. I mean, even if they think you're making that up.

Hint: Poster is absolutely not making this up.


A funny on things like this is akin to a downvote. I was trying to be lite on details too..
 
6 days ago  
Only the pornography questions are somewhat inappropriate, the rest I'd say are pretty relevant to properly teaching a 12 year old about drugs etc.

Even then, when is the right time to teach kids about pornography and how it can negatively affect relationships? High school? That ship has sailed by then.
 
6 days ago  

sithon: A Catholic school was teaching this?


As someone who had 7th grade sex ed at a Catholic school, this ain't nothing. My class got a slideshow that was nothing but photos of genitals with different venereal diseases. I'm pretty sure it seared off the top layer of my brain.
 
6 days ago  
FTA:

Luckily the mum of children aged seven, 11 and 16 was warned about the work in a Facebook post by another parent before her daughter began working on it.

So you mean that you didn't bother to even glance at the homework that was sent to you...  Did you just pick it off the door mat and sling it at your daughter shouting "OI! Chanel! Do your farking homework so I don't have to talk to social services again you little coont"

"Now it's making me think what they are learning about at school that we don't know about. We only know about this because they're home learning."

No, youonly know about it because you read it on farking facebook you useless excuse for a mother.  Maybe you should take some actual interest in your children's schooling?

Mrs Taylor said she dreads to think what would have happened if her daughter had searched the terms online and seen the results.

So, you kid is all innocent and stuff, but you let her have unfettered access to Google with safe search disabled?

"They have been told to use Google and she would have searched it. I did Google hardcore porn and some of the images that came up was quite disturbing. "

OK, that is pretty farked up.  It is a bit boneheaded to suggest that kids search all of those terms.

But the faux-outrage of "what could have happened", well if you were actually supervising your farking kids then you would have read it firsthand instead of through facebook.
 
6 days ago  

sithon: A Catholic school was teaching this?
Somebody was cybergrooming


Church of England.  It's named after the current Archbishop of York
 
6 days ago  

shut_it_down: sithon: A Catholic school was teaching this?

As someone who had 7th grade sex ed at a Catholic school, this ain't nothing. My class got a slideshow that was nothing but photos of genitals with different venereal diseases. I'm pretty sure it seared off the top layer of my brain.


CSB: My high school had a "battle of the bands," and me & my friends got away with entering ourselves as The Chancres.  The music teacher didn't notice or maybe wasn't a VD expert.

None of us knew how to play an instrument.  We just entered to be funny.  When we found out we were going to have to perform, we learned how to play "Smoke on the Water" in something like three days.

Someone must have clued him in about the name, because the night of the show he announced that there was a typographical error in the program and we were called "The Chancers."  The kids knew, though.

We sucked our way through that one song, and then our lead singer took the mic in his hand and said something like "thank you very much Bart Masterson High!  We... Are... THE CHANCRES!!!"  And that's how I got my first in-school suspension.
 
6 days ago  
All the answers were in the teacher supplied course content. The kids were not supposed to do internet searches. Faux outrage is faux.
 
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