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(Slate)   "My town is being torn asunder because our lone coffee shop shut down"   (slate.com) divider line
    More: Murica, Coffee, Darryl Parker, Starbucks, Coffeehouse, Local food, new coffee shop, Types of restaurants, Espresso  
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383 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 19 May 2020 at 2:33 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-19 8:42:15 AM  
4 votes:
I heard rumours that you can make coffee at home, not sure if they are true.

/sips coffee.
 
2020-05-19 6:01:14 AM  
2 votes:
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2020-05-19 4:00:17 PM  
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cryinoutloud: grokca: I heard rumours that you can make coffee at home, not sure if they are true.
/sips coffee.

Fark, grandpa. I have my fresh coffee beans hand-delivered by a hot guy from Colombia. He spends the night, goes back home and gets me some more beans. I'm a job creator.


You forgot to mention his trusty mule, Conchita.
 
2020-05-19 3:48:44 PM  
1 vote:

grokca: I heard rumours that you can make coffee at home, not sure if they are true.
/sips coffee.


Fark, grandpa. I have my fresh coffee beans hand-delivered by a hot guy from Colombia. He spends the night, goes back home and gets me some more beans. I'm a job creator.
 
2020-05-19 6:40:04 AM  
1 vote:

spiritplumber: Thudfark: [Fark user image 850x803]

it's spelled "tsundere".


But it's pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove
 
2020-05-18 10:35:39 PM  
1 vote:
You know, for all the "Socialism is SATAN!!!!!!" talk, the capitalists sure seem to hate the fact that capitalism means there is a culling of the poorly run businesses that open opportunity for others. Airlines, Cruise ships, restaurants, etc. seem to be immune from the natural capitalist process. Why is that?
 
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