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2020-05-18 10:15:35 PM  
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2020-05-18 10:30:32 PM  
Womp womp
 
2020-05-18 10:44:28 PM  
You know you suck when even Fox won't defend your bullsh*t
 
2020-05-18 10:52:53 PM  
I'm Looking Through You (Remastered 2009)
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2020-05-18 11:05:21 PM  
He sure is mad.

Oh, did you mean angry?
 
2020-05-18 11:29:46 PM  
Of course he'd miss that pervert. A lack of scruples is a plus when you're as shaitty as trumps GOP.
 
2020-05-19 12:51:21 AM  
I hope he finds a new outlet to stick a fork in.
 
2020-05-19 1:28:44 AM  
If you meet 100 people...And you think they're all a-holes...Maybe it's really YOU who are the A-hole....
 
2020-05-19 2:11:25 AM  
Fox, under their breath, the instant he slams the door: "Please hurry, you disgusting pedophilic slob."
 
2020-05-19 2:13:07 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: If you meet 100 people...And you think they're all a-holes...Maybe it's really YOU who are the A-hole....


Exactly. Have always used that saying that if you meet some asshole in the morning one day, then you met an asshole that day. If you meet assholes all day every day, YOU'RE the asshole
 
2020-05-19 2:14:02 AM  
Ah, poor little fatty.  His rapist friends don't want to suck his dick the way he wants anymore.
 
2020-05-19 2:18:13 AM  
FTFA: Looking for a new outlet!

So he's just straight out admitting that he was using Fox as state run media now?  What refreshing honesty.
 
2020-05-19 2:18:55 AM  
It's just a lovers' spat.  They'll be conjoined again before you can say "Truly Un-holy Alliance".  (Trump will resume his normal position as catcher again, I assume.)
 
2020-05-19 2:20:12 AM  
Of course Trump likes Ailes. He knows his own kind.

Susan, also a former model, was also set to appear on The Mike Douglas Show in 1967. She says Ailes locked her in a room with him:
He proceeded to pull down his pants and very gingerly pull out his genitals and said, "Kiss them." And they were red like raw hamburger. He was pretty meticulously dressed, with long white shirttails coming out.

She was 16 at the time.

Diana, a former model, met Ailes in the mid '60s while auditioning for The Mike Douglas Show:
He had a room and one by one he would take us behind closed doors. When my turn came I went in and he didn't waste any time. He grabbed me and had his hands on me and he forced me to kiss him. When I recoiled he said, 'Well, you know no girls get a job here unless they're cooperative.'

In 1989, Kellie Boyle was working in communications for the Republican National Committee. She jumped at the chance to meet Ailes, who she described initially as being "very charming." After dinner one night, he offered to drive her to her friend's house:

So we get in the car and that's when he said, 'You know if you want to play with the big boys, you have to lay with the big boys.' I was so taken aback. I said, 'Gosh I didn't know that. How would that work?' I was trying to kill time because I didn't know if he was going to attack me. I was just talking until I could get out of the car. He said, 'That's the way it works,' and he started naming other women he's had. He said that's how all these men in media and politics work - everyone's got their friend.

After denying his offer to give him a blow job, Boyle heard that "word went out" that she wasn't to be hired.
 
2020-05-19 2:20:34 AM  
I stopped giving a shiat if he's angry or not, a long time ago.

Why does anybody still care if he's angry? Who cares about seeing him mad over and over? It's a broken record. I have no respect for him, I couldn't care less if he's angry.

What really matters if he's being exposed for the unethical, traitorous, liar that he is, or not.
 
2020-05-19 2:22:11 AM  
Donnie promised big money to some drug company to supply malaria drugs to the national COVID-19 stockpile in exchange for campaign funds and/or Trump properties patronage and can't understand why he isn't getting away with it.

/cry moar u fat orange beeyotch
 
2020-05-19 2:25:38 AM  
Announcing Trump News, coming February 2021!
 
2020-05-19 2:26:29 AM  
I have NEVER seen a grown ass man be this much of a whiny-ass titty baby that wasn't playing a role for the cameras.

I've seen chickenshiat wrestling heels whine and cry less than this...
 
2020-05-19 2:27:56 AM  
The President of the 'United States' just screamed at an Australian for reporting a French study. We are living in a meme, people. She screemed at her babby. How can she slap
 
2020-05-19 2:29:27 AM  
Trump now needs to rely on retweeting Russian bots since he can no longer rely on Fox News heads.
 
2020-05-19 2:30:23 AM  

ChibiDebuHage: I stopped giving a shiat if he's angry or not, a long time ago.

Why does anybody still care if he's angry? Who cares about seeing him mad over and over? It's a broken record. I have no respect for him, I couldn't care less if he's angry.

What really matters if he's being exposed for the unethical, traitorous, liar that he is, or not.


This.  I don't care if he's mad, I do care that he isn't gone.  I want him to go away and never come back.   That's it.
 
2020-05-19 2:31:01 AM  

Summoner101: Trump now needs to rely on retweeting Russian bots since he can no longer rely on Fox News heads.


He needs an actual psychological safe space.

PLEASE someone tell me again it's the liberals who can't handle the real world, someone PLEASE tell me that because you are gonna get both barrels back from this asshole (on the internet) about how that asshole (who calls himself President) can't farking HANDLE shiat.

BOY am I super tilted tonight about this sorry ass excuse of a man.
 
2020-05-19 2:33:26 AM  

Sabreace22: Announcing Trump News, coming February 2021!


Imagine OAN, only without the sanity and thoughtful analysis that OAN brings to the table.

It would basically be Prison Planet: the TV Network.
 
2020-05-19 2:33:58 AM  
President Zapp Brannigan only demands total loyalty. Once he has that, he doesn't really care what you do.
 
2020-05-19 2:36:09 AM  
Anti-trump people? Isn't that just anyone capable of rational thought who has ever been exposed to him in any way?
 
2020-05-19 2:36:29 AM  
I, too, react to the widespread reports of Trump's tiny penis. But with amusement rather than angry Tweets.
 
2020-05-19 2:37:38 AM  

arrogantbastich: Of course he'd miss that pervert. A lack of scruples is a plus when you're as shaitty as trumps GOP.


red; like hamburger meat
 
2020-05-19 2:39:33 AM  

Devil's Advocaat: President Zapp Brannigan only demands total loyalty. Once he has that, he doesn't really care what you do.


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2020-05-19 2:39:44 AM  
remember that trump very likely never expected to win against hillary, he expected  and probably wanted to lose so that he could start trump tv and then live out his days whining about the deep state to his derpers.

but then he won and people actually expected him to work, not just be a tv star. jokes on them, he said to himself.
 
2020-05-19 2:40:44 AM  
How in the fark did we get such a goddamn crybaby as our president?  He's been non-stop whining ever since he took office.
Man the fark up, Donald Trump; you're such a weak, embarrassing person.
 
2020-05-19 2:44:31 AM  

BlueDWarrior: He needs an actual psychological safe space.


I've long suggested a nursing home for him.. inside Leavenworth.
 
2020-05-19 2:49:08 AM  
The dimwit he's replying to has this as his banner image...wtf?

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2020-05-19 2:49:47 AM  
because sometimes, I need to think like a child

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2020-05-19 2:51:41 AM  
No wonder he has a tiny mushroom chubby for fellow sexual harassment bestie, Roger Ailes.  He always has a baby-boner for the fellow assholes he identifies with. Dictators, traitors, NAZI's, racists and Karens.
He is a an insult to cat turds. What does that say about his cult?

The word "useless" comes immediately to mind.
 
2020-05-19 2:55:48 AM  
Stop Whining
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2020-05-19 2:56:17 AM  
Why am I not surprised to find out Trump is a fan of Nazi Barbie.
 
2020-05-19 2:56:55 AM  
"The great roger ailes"

Only a shiatbag like Donald trump would use those words in the same sentence.
normally, that would be enough to ruin a political career.
 
2020-05-19 2:57:08 AM  
I'm really kind of surprised that there are still people in that Twitter thread saying the news is independent. As if the USA has a 4th Estate after libel litigation and anti-terror laws of the War on Terror. Trump is not unique in his tantrums. And since Fox News was a creation of the GOP, of course the GOP is replacing it now that it's outlived its usefulness. OANN is the future, and Fox is done.

And who knows, maybe they have lost their way since Ailes was removed. Did Ailes hire anyone smart enough to replace him? Scheming enough, sure. But organized and patient enough to run the network? Unlikely. Ailes seems like the kind of boss who hires people with no ability to delay gratification, so empathize with impatience and greed.
 
2020-05-19 2:59:56 AM  

TannerWorke: Mr. Shabooboo: If you meet 100 people...And you think they're all a-holes...Maybe it's really YOU who are the A-hole....

Exactly. Have always used that saying that if you meet some asshole in the morning one day, then you met an asshole that day. If you meet assholes all day every day, YOU'RE the asshole


Or maybe you've wandered into a Trump* rally?
 
2020-05-19 3:02:46 AM  

Gangster of Boats: The dimwit he's replying to has this as his banner image...wtf?

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Oh yeah, baby.  Baby baby baby.  Baaaay beee.  I smell like greasy french fries, and a week old fish filet.  My fingers are stained with mustard from the hamburders I ate.  Now tell me why you love me, and I'll say I love you too.  But before we get to the lovin' I got this Big Mac just for you.
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2020-05-19 3:03:27 AM  

Roastbeast Sammich: Devil's Advocaat: President Zapp Brannigan only demands total loyalty. Once he has that, he doesn't really care what you do.

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Well... he has had sexual relations with both Ivana and himself, so let's so how that plays out.
 
2020-05-19 3:03:32 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: If you meet 100 people...And you think they're all a-holes...Maybe it's really YOU who are the A-hole....


Well want if you were at a GOP convention or Trump rally, you could run in 100 there real easy.
 
2020-05-19 3:07:08 AM  
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2020-05-19 3:08:35 AM  
I'm actually kind of curious as to what the split is on those who are loyal to Trump over Fox and vice versa.
/ oooh I hope we find out
 
2020-05-19 3:11:40 AM  
It's amazing that we are at a place where someone pretty much found guilty by their own employer of multiple sexual assault and fired for it can be praised by the POTUS and get no blow back.
 
2020-05-19 3:12:40 AM  

starsrift: I'm actually kind of curious as to what the split is on those who are loyal to Trump over Fox and vice versa.
/ oooh I hope we find out


don't get your hopes up - the vast majority are still his pets.
 
2020-05-19 3:19:08 AM  

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"New outlet is me bum hole. Out with the angry sand!"
 
2020-05-19 3:31:46 AM  
Isn't diaper don trying to buy a stake in OAN?
 
2020-05-19 3:38:45 AM  
I spent a lot of years chasing tail and never once did I offer someone a job if they were to sleep with me.

I was a manager at Pat Obriens and I had a hot young waitress who wanted to change her shift offer to bang me for the shift change and I said no.

While the sex act is great, part of it is the thrill of the chase.

CSB Time

Back in the "Grab em by the pussy days" i was arguing about it with some Trump humpers's about it "Come on man you know chicks like an agressive dude" and I said "Dunno guys, I always got girls by be funny, smart, polite, and romantic."  And they dog piled on me.

So a guy asks me to tell a story.  So I said "Well this one time I had first date with a girl I had met at a party and I noticed she really liked the champagne that was being served." So about a month later I asked the girl out. We were going to see 7, the Brad Pitt flick.

So I bought a bottle of Champagne popped the cork, put it back in, taped a cool pack around it, and the usher was a guy I knew so he to let me in before the showing.  I hid the bottle, two crystal glasses, behind the wall curtains, and he put an out of order sign on the seats.

I pick up the girl, mid way through the movie, I had her a glass of champagne and say "Strawberry?" And I said "Ended up being a great date."

Dudes all dogpile me"You dropped cash for champagne on a first date? hahahahahahaha. Didn't even get lucky."

One of the guys who is also a liberal said "Wait a minute, after you dated Janel, about a month later you started dating my ex."

When the girl, who was also in the thread said "No he didn't get lucky per se, but he did get some movie theater oral." And I did while I watched  Paltrows severed head fall into Pitt's lap.

I imagine Ailes, Weinstein, Trump, have a lot of sex with the woman looking the other way or closing her eyes, no kissing.  Hooker sex.

Romance, whimsy, and adventure is a better aphrodisiac than "I might give you a job recommendation if you suck my dick."
 
2020-05-19 3:41:14 AM  
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