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2020-05-18 2:00:11 PM  
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2020-05-18 2:30:16 PM  
Great imagery there, Cadet Bonespurs.
 
2020-05-18 2:35:01 PM  
He really is desperate for re-election, which means there are doubts, which means the fix may not be in.

Vote.
 
2020-05-18 2:37:08 PM  
And not a single one of them would he hesitate a second to use as a human shield.

Hell, he'd his put kids in front of him as a human shield, making sure to cop a good feel of Ivanker as he used her to intercept any threat.
 
2020-05-18 2:43:16 PM  
I smell lots of mayonnaise.
 
2020-05-18 2:45:38 PM  
Can I get a deferment? My bone spurs are acting up.
 
2020-05-18 2:46:06 PM  

dionysusaur: Great imagery there, Cadet Bonespurs.


More para-military dictator crap from Napoleon the Turd. Sending him to a military academy for rejects did not make him a man, it made him a military crotch-sniffer. Pugh!
 
2020-05-18 2:46:48 PM  
Go LARP the Black Hole of Calcutta yah freaks of pseudo-history.
 
2020-05-18 2:50:44 PM  

Jack Sabbath: And not a single one of them would he hesitate a second to use as a human shield.

Hell, he'd his put kids in front of him as a human shield, making sure to cop a good feel of Ivanker as he used her to intercept any threat.

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He would use any child to shield himself...Not just his kids...
 
2020-05-18 2:57:57 PM  
The KISS Army could beat up the trump army and steal their lunch money any day of the week.
 
2020-05-18 2:59:39 PM  
He needs this Army to give him a big 4th of July Parade down Pennsylvania Ave.
 
2020-05-18 3:10:03 PM  
volunteer to phonebank for Trump?

"Hello, Thanks for being on team Trump. Would you like a complementary ride to the polls on election day, December 1st?"
 
2020-05-18 3:11:19 PM  
If he is reelected, he will roll them into the Guitar Army...

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2020-05-18 3:16:36 PM  

bloobeary: The KISS Army could beat up the trump army and steal their lunch money any day of the week.


I think your reasoning might be a tad faulty. There's likely significant crossover between a group of rage-filled idiots blindly following inept, lecherous, moronic sub-mediocrity, with showy, overblown, and insubstantial personas and ... well, you know...
 
2020-05-18 3:17:35 PM  

grokca: Can I get a deferment? My bone spurs are acting up.


Write your request on the back of your campaign contribution and drop it in the member's suggestion box next time you're at Maralago.
 
2020-05-18 3:17:57 PM  
Return the favor?  WTF?!
 
2020-05-18 3:19:25 PM  

Glitchwerks: He really is desperate for re-election, which means there are doubts, which means the fix may not be in.

Vote.


The fix is in and has always been in, however the fix was never 100%.  The fix relies on razor-thin margins in battleground states that have had their election systems compromised.  You can adjust those numbers to make Trump the 'winner' only if the margin is thin enough to avoid obvious suspicion.  So yeah, VOTE.
 
2020-05-18 3:19:31 PM  
The MAGAts just got another fascism boner.
 
2020-05-18 3:20:00 PM  
Donald Trump is a Piece of Shiate
 
2020-05-18 3:21:01 PM  
biting on Dumbledore.and probably thinks he's real too.


That old man has an army of young volunteers? And he's just5 head of  a school? I should have an army of young volunteers too. And it should be better and bigger than his with the best people he could never get.
 
2020-05-18 3:21:22 PM  
The militarization of political organizations during a global pandemic, while typhoons destroy the homes of tens of thousands of people.  2 more for a bingo.
 
2020-05-18 3:21:29 PM  

Munden: volunteer to phonebank for Trump?

"Hello, Thanks for being on team Trump. Would you like a complementary ride to the polls on election day, December 1st?"


'Hello, this is team Trump calling to ensure we have your support to vote for Joe Biden.  Only by having Biden as president can we really stiggit and show those libs what they're missing now that Trump is gone.  So support Trump by voting Biden'
 
2020-05-18 3:21:54 PM  
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Justin Clark appears to have been photographed while reviewing his life choices that led to this point.
 
2020-05-18 3:22:12 PM  

derpes_simplex: Glitchwerks: He really is desperate for re-election, which means there are doubts, which means the fix may not be in.

Vote.

The fix is in and has always been in, however the fix was never 100%.  The fix relies on razor-thin margins in battleground states that have had their election systems compromised.  You can adjust those numbers to make Trump the 'winner' only if the margin is thin enough to avoid obvious suspicion.  So yeah, VOTE.


But I am not 'excited' about my candidate. I mean, aren't both sides pretty much the same? All politicians are liars after all.
 
2020-05-18 3:22:13 PM  

bloobeary: The KISS Army could beat up the trump army and steal their lunch money any day of the week.


How about Mini Kiss?
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2020-05-18 3:22:16 PM  
The American Federal of Teachers will be getting mail for yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeears.
 
2020-05-18 3:22:35 PM  
I would love to "Fight With President Trump".  I don't see the problem here.
 
2020-05-18 3:24:47 PM  
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2020-05-18 3:24:58 PM  
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2020-05-18 3:25:02 PM  
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2020-05-18 3:26:05 PM  

bloobeary: The KISS Army could beat up the trump army and steal their lunch money any day of the week.


So I guess I just fetched this for nothing.

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Thanks a million.
 
2020-05-18 3:26:50 PM  
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2020-05-18 3:27:10 PM  
I hope they're using that meetup app to secretly lure MAGAts into the human equivalent of the Black Flag Roach Motel.
 
2020-05-18 3:27:22 PM  
Two ways to spread COVID 19, maybe a third (depending on how they register voters):

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2020-05-18 3:28:06 PM  
Who we fighting today?  Intelligence?  Decency?  Or those damn doors with "Pull" on them that won't open no matter how hard we push?
 
2020-05-18 3:28:49 PM  

derpes_simplex: Glitchwerks: He really is desperate for re-election, which means there are doubts, which means the fix may not be in.

Vote.

The fix is in and has always been in, however the fix was never 100%.  The fix relies on razor-thin margins in battleground states that have had their election systems compromised.  You can adjust those numbers to make Trump the 'winner' only if the margin is thin enough to avoid obvious suspicion.  So yeah, VOTE.


And while you're at it, don't forget to vote in all the downticket races, too. Make Moscow Mitch a backbencher again.
 
2020-05-18 3:29:08 PM  
"Make calls on Trump Talk"

WTF is Trump Talk?
 
2020-05-18 3:30:10 PM  

OldRod: "Make calls on Trump Talk"

WTF is Trump Talk?


Fox News?
 
2020-05-18 3:30:17 PM  

OldRod: "Make calls on Trump Talk"

WTF is Trump Talk?


A Russian version of Zoom?
 
2020-05-18 3:30:29 PM  

bloobeary: The KISS Army could beat up the trump army and steal their lunch money any day of the week.


Hell, I'll take the Juggalos.
 
2020-05-18 3:31:11 PM  

OldRod: "Make calls on Trump Talk"

WTF is Trump Talk?


I wonder if Trump Talk is compatible with my Obama phone
 
2020-05-18 3:31:23 PM  
A house in my neighborhood has a decent sized Trump 2020 banner in their yard.

I always want to ask them what they think that Trump has done that is great and warrants re-election, but I never see them in their yard.

/Pros and Cons of no HOA
 
2020-05-18 3:31:36 PM  

derpes_simplex: Glitchwerks: He really is desperate for re-election, which means there are doubts, which means the fix may not be in.

Vote.

The fix is in and has always been in, however the fix was never 100%.  The fix relies on razor-thin margins in battleground states that have had their election systems compromised.  You can adjust those numbers to make Trump the 'winner' only if the margin is thin enough to avoid obvious suspicion.  So yeah, VOTE.


Subtlety is so pre-2016. The last 4 years have shown that it doesn't matter what you do as long as you win.
 
2020-05-18 3:31:51 PM  
Seeing all kinds of anti-Biden ads online where's the DNC and Biden's ads?

Seeing them several times a day on YouTube, Facebook gaming, and random websites.

Are the Democrats ceding Social Media/online to Trump again?
 
2020-05-18 3:33:04 PM  

bloobeary: The KISS Army could beat up the trump army and steal their lunch money any day of the week.


Has Gene Simmons trademarked "Army" yet?  Maybe we can get him to sue Trump.
 
2020-05-18 3:33:28 PM  

Unobtanium: Two ways to spread COVID 19, maybe a third (depending on how they register voters):

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Isn't 'being a digital activist' what Tara Reade is accusing Biden of?
 
2020-05-18 3:33:33 PM  

spongeboob: Seeing all kinds of anti-Biden ads online where's the DNC and Biden's ads?

Seeing them several times a day on YouTube, Facebook gaming, and random websites.

Are the Democrats ceding Social Media/online to Trump again?


Wasn't there a story Youtube already sold the rights to team Trump awhile ago?
 
2020-05-18 3:33:40 PM  
Two blonde white women in their 20s (?) and a middle-aged white man?

None of them look like they could make their way out of a McDonald's Playplace unaided, much less plan any sort of "military" engagement.
 
2020-05-18 3:34:43 PM  
Hey don't forget that Dumpster just fired 4 Inspector Generals of his own administration which could reveal even more crimes.
/Pompeio yo
 
2020-05-18 3:35:06 PM  
"Return the favor" of killing 100+ thousand Americans because you were too chicken shiat to address Corona?

Whip your tin soldiers in to a ferver and I hope you realize blood is on your hands.
 
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