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(AOL)   Man angry about virus closure attacks couple. To be fair, a good sense of closure is hard to come by these days   (aol.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Davidson County, Tennessee, Kelvin D. Edwards, Ex-detective, Nashville couple, Nashville, Tennessee, Sunday afternoon, storage facility, critical care  
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2020-05-18 2:22:32 PM  
Police said Edwards, who carries an Arkansas driver license, has been in Nashville since 2016.

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2020-05-18 4:09:45 PM  
At least there's probably a space for Edwards in the Trump administration.
 
2020-05-18 5:06:54 PM  
Kinda sounds like he wanted to go to jail to have a roof over his head and 3 square meals.
 
2020-05-18 5:08:34 PM  

Alwysadydrmr: Kinda sounds like he wanted to go to jail to have a roof over his head and 3 square meals.


You know that's how you get the corona virus?
 
2020-05-18 5:08:55 PM  
That's horrifying. If that guy ever breathes free air again it'll be a crime.
 
2020-05-18 5:09:16 PM  

Alwysadydrmr: Kinda sounds like he wanted to go to jail to have a roof over his head and 3 square meals.


Attempted murder should help that.
 
2020-05-18 5:09:17 PM  
Kelvin lost his cool.
 
2020-05-18 5:09:40 PM  
AOL?
 
2020-05-18 5:09:56 PM  
I prefer my machete wielding maniacs to wear hockey masks, thank you very much.
 
2020-05-18 5:10:28 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: At least there's probably a space for Edwards in the Trump administration.


Well "Blade" is already taken,
But I think "Uncle Choppy" is available
/Triggered
 
2020-05-18 5:11:31 PM  
"why did you do it?"

"I was angry?"

"at that couple?"

"no, just angry"

\ not literal dialog
 
2020-05-18 5:13:05 PM  
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2020-05-18 5:15:05 PM  

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2020-05-18 5:16:42 PM  

Laptopia: AOL?


I thought the same thing.


/you've got mail!
 
2020-05-18 5:24:27 PM  

Alwysadydrmr: Kinda sounds like he wanted to go to jail to have a roof over his head and 3 square meals.


People do that but not like this.
 
2020-05-18 5:41:47 PM  
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2020-05-18 6:03:27 PM  

Laptopia: AOL?


Will a 56K modem plug into my iphone?
 
2020-05-18 6:18:36 PM  
I bet he was wearing his MAGA  hat too .
 
2020-05-18 6:27:44 PM  
FTFA: Investigators said Edwards, who is homeless, told them he attacked the couple to demonstrate his anger about the coronavirus shutdowns and his inability to get into Rescue Mission, an organization that serves homeless people. According to it's [sic] website, the Nashville Rescue Mission has remained open to individuals without shelter during the pandemic.

Well, you're not gonna get in there now.
 
2020-05-18 6:38:46 PM  
Fark headline: "attacks couple".
Man, that's bad.

Article headline: "with a machete".
That's a totally different level of WTH.
:(
 
2020-05-18 6:48:07 PM  

RottenEggs: I bet he was wearing his MAGA  hat too .


I'm sure you are right...

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2020-05-18 7:15:19 PM  

RottenEggs: I bet he was wearing his MAGA  hat too .


I don't think this has anything to do with partisan politics. This sounds much more like a severely unhinged individual with deep personal issues. Trumpanzees generally limit themselves to waving around misspelled signs and screaming at people. This is more like the time I saw a tramp waving a knife and screaming threats at a puddle.
 
2020-05-18 7:34:34 PM  
because asking the couple to help you get in the homeless shelter wasn't an option
 
2020-05-18 9:09:08 PM  
Just another day in the life of a Trump supporter.
 
2020-05-18 10:46:53 PM  

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I hope that's just an amazing cosplay and not some poor girl who got beaten up at a convention.

If cosplay, a brilliant commentary on the forgotten heroes.
 
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