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(Newsweek)   Meghan Markle is apparently a ghost and haunts her high school friend. Or did I read that wrong?   (newsweek.com) divider line
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2020-05-18 1:09:42 PM  
"MEGHAN MARKLE'S HIGH SCHOOL FRIEND SAYS SHE GHOSTED HER EX-BOYFRIEND"

Really, Newsweek? This is barely The Daily Mail level of "news."

"NEWSFLASH: MEGHAN MARKLE CALLED BOY POOPIE-HEAD IN GRADE 3!"
 
2020-05-18 4:07:51 PM  
Some very important stuff in the first paragraph and a half before I stopped reading.
 
2020-05-18 4:51:53 PM  
WHO farkING CARES ABOUT SOME SNOTTY ENTITLED MILLENNIAL PRINCESS WHO COULDN'T HANDLE "PEOPLE" BEING MEAN TO HER IN EXCHANGE FOR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND HEREDITARY MILLIONAIRE STATUS
 
2020-05-18 4:53:07 PM  
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2020-05-18 4:53:19 PM  
Yes, im sure shes going to run right out and contact Captain Jellyfinger.

Idiot.
 
2020-05-18 4:55:00 PM  
Faith No More - We Care a Lot (Official Music Video)
Youtube LQhX8PbNUWI
 
2020-05-18 4:55:09 PM  
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2020-05-18 4:56:28 PM  
This begs the question: Why does Newsweek still even exist?
 
2020-05-18 4:58:40 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: This begs the question: Why does Newsweek still even exist?


People keep buying it for $1 plus outstanding debts.  I guess it's a vanity project.
 
2020-05-18 4:59:27 PM  
"So Meghan, if you hear this, reach out to Gabe. You know who that is, and just right that ship."

You're supposed to write a note and pass it to her in class.

"Meghan, do U still like Gabe? [  ] Yes  [  ] No"
 
2020-05-18 4:59:32 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: This begs the question: Why does Newsweek still even exist?


Yeah, I don't know any site that can exist publishing not news.
 
2020-05-18 5:00:27 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: This begs the question: Why does Newsweek still even exist?


Because there aren't enough annoying-as-hell websites on the intertubes?
 
2020-05-18 5:01:47 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: This begs the question: Why does Newsweek still even exist?


This raises the question: Why don't people know what "begs the question" means any more?
 
2020-05-18 5:02:42 PM  
That was probably like 25 years ago. Who cares?
 
2020-05-18 5:05:33 PM  
Meghan Markle can ghost me any time.

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2020-05-18 5:06:37 PM  

puckrock2000: We Ate the Necco Wafers: This begs the question: Why does Newsweek still even exist?

This raises the question: Why don't people know what "begs the question" means any more?


This begs the question, why is fark filled with insufferable pedants?

/did I do it right?
 
2020-05-18 5:07:21 PM  

jonjr215: Meghan Markle can ghost me any time.

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I see what Prince Harry saw in Meghan....

/his penis
 
2020-05-18 5:08:51 PM  

dothemath: Yes, im sure shes going to run right out and contact Captain Jellyfinger.


Wait... Biden?

*ducks and runs*
 
2020-05-18 5:17:13 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: dothemath: Yes, im sure shes going to run right out and contact Captain Jellyfinger.

Wait... Biden?

*ducks and runs*


Trump farks his own daughter and you had no problem voting for him so....
 
2020-05-18 5:21:06 PM  
Megan Markle is high and haunts her ghost school friend. Call in Scoob and the gang.
 
2020-05-18 5:27:16 PM  

ColonelCathcart: jonjr215: Meghan Markle can ghost me any time.

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I see what Prince Harry saw in Meghan....

/his penis


What's the point of being born a prince with no chance of becoming King if you can't lock down some top shelf tang?

But really, that picture is the only thing that kept me from rage quitting Fark.
 
2020-05-18 5:28:16 PM  
Crash Test Dummies - The Ghosts That Haunt Me (Official Video)
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2020-05-18 5:34:23 PM  
One had diamonds in his pockets. This one said he wants to buy her rockets.
 
2020-05-18 5:46:09 PM  

TheSwizz: ColonelCathcart: jonjr215: Meghan Markle can ghost me any time.

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I see what Prince Harry saw in Meghan....

/his penis

What's the point of being born a prince with no chance of becoming King if you can't lock down some top shelf tang?

But really, that picture is the only thing that kept me from rage quitting Fark.


Just don't do what your uncle Andrew did.
 
2020-05-18 5:47:43 PM  

ColonelCathcart: WHO farkING CARES ABOUT SOME SNOTTY ENTITLED MILLENNIAL PRINCESS WHO COULDN'T HANDLE "PEOPLE" BEING MEAN TO HER IN EXCHANGE FOR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND HEREDITARY MILLIONAIRE STATUS


We get it. She's half black.
 
2020-05-18 5:49:12 PM  

cman: ColonelCathcart: WHO farkING CARES ABOUT SOME SNOTTY ENTITLED MILLENNIAL PRINCESS WHO COULDN'T HANDLE "PEOPLE" BEING MEAN TO HER IN EXCHANGE FOR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND HEREDITARY MILLIONAIRE STATUS

We get it. She's half black.


How did you get half black from whiney spoiled millennial? Also, she'd be just as much of a whiney spoiled millennial if she were as translucent as me.

/your IMAX projector is showing
 
2020-05-18 5:49:38 PM  

dothemath: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: dothemath: Yes, im sure shes going to run right out and contact Captain Jellyfinger.

Wait... Biden?

*ducks and runs*

Trump farks his own daughter and you had no problem voting for him so....


Calm the fark down, it was a joke.
 
2020-05-18 5:53:15 PM  

dothemath: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: dothemath: Yes, im sure shes going to run right out and contact Captain Jellyfinger.

Wait... Biden?

*ducks and runs*

Trump farks his own daughter and you had no problem voting for him so....


Also, don't assume I voted for that asshole.
 
2020-05-18 5:58:05 PM  

ColonelCathcart: cman: ColonelCathcart: WHO farkING CARES ABOUT SOME SNOTTY ENTITLED MILLENNIAL PRINCESS WHO COULDN'T HANDLE "PEOPLE" BEING MEAN TO HER IN EXCHANGE FOR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND HEREDITARY MILLIONAIRE STATUS

We get it. She's half black.

How did you get half black from whiney spoiled millennial? Also, she'd be just as much of a whiney spoiled millennial if she were as translucent as me.

/your IMAX projector is showing


WHATEVER YOU SAY, EARL!

OH, AND DON'T BE LATE FOR YOU MEETIN' *WIIIIINK*
 
2020-05-18 6:06:44 PM  

Bslim: ColonelCathcart: cman: ColonelCathcart: WHO farkING CARES ABOUT SOME SNOTTY ENTITLED MILLENNIAL PRINCESS WHO COULDN'T HANDLE "PEOPLE" BEING MEAN TO HER IN EXCHANGE FOR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND HEREDITARY MILLIONAIRE STATUS

We get it. She's half black.

How did you get half black from whiney spoiled millennial? Also, she'd be just as much of a whiney spoiled millennial if she were as translucent as me.

/your IMAX projector is showing

WHATEVER YOU SAY, EARL!

OH, AND DON'T BE LATE FOR YOU MEETIN' *WIIIIINK*


Umm. I'm really confused. Is the new FarkRule:

Say anything bad about anyone with any amount of melanin = racism

/or is your post Reverse Poe's Law
 
2020-05-18 6:12:44 PM  

ColonelCathcart: WHO farkING CARES ABOUT SOME SNOTTY ENTITLED MILLENNIAL PRINCESS WHO COULDN'T HANDLE "PEOPLE" BEING MEAN TO HER IN EXCHANGE FOR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND HEREDITARY MILLIONAIRE STATUS


Sounds like you actually could care less.  A lot less.
 
2020-05-18 6:13:39 PM  

jonjr215: Meghan Markle can ghost me any time.

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Oh! Now I see why this is "news."
 
2020-05-18 6:28:24 PM  
If Pipa gave me come hither eyes I would ghost my non existent Canadian girlfriend in a heartbeat.  Sorry, eh?
 
2020-05-18 6:44:37 PM  
We get it.  It's your "girlfriend - she's in Canada" and she's famous...Don't expect an acknowledgement  or a denial.
 
2020-05-18 6:54:14 PM  
I recently started getting Tweets in my timeline showing the British tabloids and their relentless efforts to destroy Meghan Markle, and suffice to say, fark the royal family except for Harry & Meghan.
 
2020-05-18 7:18:00 PM  

abhorrent1: puckrock2000: We Ate the Necco Wafers: This begs the question: Why does Newsweek still even exist?

This raises the question: Why don't people know what "begs the question" means any more?

This begs the question, why is fark filled with insufferable pedants?

/did I do it right?


Almost. You forgot to add 'pet peeve' to the end of that.
 
2020-05-18 7:19:11 PM  

jonjr215: Meghan Markle can ghost me any time.

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2020-05-19 12:43:01 AM  
So now Newsweek is competing with The Sun? That's just sad.
 
2020-05-19 9:51:39 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Also, don't assume I voted for that asshole.


Oh I know, nobody ever voted for him.

Its a little sad that none of you guys are even man enough to admit your vote anonymously on the internet. That's some deep shame.
 
2020-05-19 12:32:45 PM  

BarryJV: jonjr215: Meghan Markle can ghost me any time.

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Fair point. Perhaps I should have said, "She can haunt me any time."  Oh well...
 
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