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2020-05-18 11:17:52 AM  
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/leaving disappointed
 
2020-05-18 11:28:00 AM  
I don't know who she is, but she wears it better.
 
2020-05-18 11:43:46 AM  
Eeeeee ZOMG maybe he's putting his peepee in HER peepee?!!!!!
 
2020-05-18 11:48:05 AM  

Nadie_AZ: I don't know who she is, but she wears it better.


She is, as the article gushes, the "Knives Out" actress and the "Blade Runner 2049" beauty.
 
2020-05-18 11:55:03 AM  

kryptoknightmare: Eeeeee ZOMG maybe he's putting his peepee in HER peepee?!!!!!


I have it on good authority that women do NOT want anything in their "peepee".

// you'll want to aim slightly lower
// TOO LOW!
 
2020-05-18 11:55:38 AM  

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/leaving disappointed


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2020-05-18 12:14:00 PM  

CarnySaur: Nadie_AZ: I don't know who she is, but she wears it better.

She is, as the article gushes, the "Tits Out in Blade Runner 2049" beauty.


More accurate.
 
2020-05-18 12:15:53 PM  

Nadie_AZ: I don't know who she is, but she wears it better.


All I remember about her is
Knives Out - She throws up a lot
Blade Runner - She shows her boobies.
 
2020-05-18 12:16:17 PM  

Dr Dreidel: kryptoknightmare: Eeeeee ZOMG maybe he's putting his peepee in HER peepee?!!!!!

I have it on good authority that women do NOT want anything in their "peepee".

// you'll want to aim slightly lower
// TOO LOW!


Harry Enfield - The Conjugal Rights Guide
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2020-05-18 12:44:45 PM  

Coloman: Nadie_AZ: I don't know who she is, but she wears it better.

All I remember about her is
Knives Out - She throws up a lot
Blade Runner - She shows her boobies.



Better yet, check her out in Knock Knock.
 
2020-05-18 12:46:07 PM  

Coloman: Nadie_AZ: I don't know who she is, but she wears it better.

All I remember about her is
Knives Out - She throws up a lot
Blade Runner - She shows her boobies.


Wait, there were boobs in that?  I mean I remember the lady walking into the hologram, the ending snow scene... the dead tree, Lost Vegas, hrm.  Boobs?  (searches memory)

I mean, I know I am a leg man, but... (searches memory again)

The Repli-hookers?
 
2020-05-18 12:53:30 PM  
So, he's involved with a transvestite?
 
2020-05-18 1:10:48 PM  
What is this crap?

Also, it looks like they're sharing HER shirt. It doesn't fit him very well at all.
 
2020-05-18 1:13:54 PM  

JerkStore: What is this crap?

Also, it looks like they're sharing HER shirt. It doesn't fit him very well at all.


Any excuse to post photos of Ana de Armas is acceptable, even if said photos are Afflected.

/eip Ana
/wth, eip farkettes too
 
2020-05-18 1:18:40 PM  
I don't care what consenting adults do in the privacy of their own bathrooms ...
 
2020-05-18 1:45:57 PM  
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2020-05-18 1:52:00 PM  

Myrdinn: Coloman: Nadie_AZ: I don't know who she is, but she wears it better.

All I remember about her is
Knives Out - She throws up a lot
Blade Runner - She shows her boobies.

Wait, there were boobs in that?  I mean I remember the lady walking into the hologram, the ending snow scene... the dead tree, Lost Vegas, hrm.  Boobs?  (searches memory)

I mean, I know I am a leg man, but... (searches memory again)

The Repli-hookers?


The giant pink hologram. It's only the main character's farking catharsis, the most important point in his development, and the movie!
 
2020-05-18 2:27:50 PM  
Ben should have gotten a larger size.
 
2020-05-18 2:35:05 PM  

give me doughnuts: Ben should have gotten a larger size.


It's just the wrong cut for him entirely. Going a size up would make the shoulders and chest fit better, but that would also make it even looser in the body, which is already bit loose. He probably even needs custom shirts since his shoulders are so much wider than his waist.
 
2020-05-18 2:38:14 PM  

Dr Dreidel: kryptoknightmare: Eeeeee ZOMG maybe he's putting his peepee in HER peepee?!!!!!

I have it on good authority that women do NOT want anything in their "peepee".

// you'll want to aim slightly lower
// TOO LOW!


Weeeellllll, don't google "women sounding"....
 
2020-05-18 2:40:39 PM  
Is that like Rob Brydon's cuddle jumper?

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2020-05-18 2:49:21 PM  

Trocadero: The giant pink hologram. It's only the main character's farking catharsis, the most important point in his development, and the movie!


Oh, I just thought it was the same actress as his hologirl.  Completely looked over her.
Should I admit to being a bit face-blind?
 
2020-05-18 2:51:07 PM  
...well, and she was not the real girl "with" him, so... kinda completely disregarded her in the narrative and focused on his mental break.
 
2020-05-18 6:51:03 PM  

Myrdinn: Trocadero: The giant pink hologram. It's only the main character's farking catharsis, the most important point in his development, and the movie!

Oh, I just thought it was the same actress as his hologirl.  Completely looked over her.
Should I admit to being a bit face-blind?


It is his hologirl, she's a mass produced product. That's the point. Right then, he realizes that the thing he loved most in the world was fake, an algorithm. This was right after learning that he wasn't the "special one" (Deckard and Rachael's kid, born of a replicant's womb). He's completely crushed, his entire existence is fake, even the thing he thought he could enjoy just for himself. And he still decides to do the right thing.

/sorry, but I had this long ass rant w/ my dad b/c he also "didn't get it."
//and I had to spend the $14 for his ticket, so goddamnit, he was going to at least understand the farking movie
 
2020-05-18 6:53:56 PM  
He's sucking in his gut so much it's even affecting the shirt
 
2020-05-18 6:55:17 PM  

Myrdinn: Trocadero: The giant pink hologram. It's only the main character's farking catharsis, the most important point in his development, and the movie!

Oh, I just thought it was the same actress as his hologirl.  Completely looked over her.
Should I admit to being a bit face-blind?



Should I tell him or do you guys want to take this one?
 
2020-05-18 8:09:13 PM  

Coloman: Knives Out - She throws up a lot


Worst thing about that movie.  It's an added element that cancels it out of 'great mystery' territory for me.

It's not a straight up 'whodunit' when you add a goofy 'wild card' aspect like that.  I'm trying not to give away any spoilers because it IS a great movie.

And I'm not finding the words to describe what it is about it I don't like.  But it's sort of like "Pinocchio" .... except when it conveniently isn't.
 
2020-05-18 8:58:19 PM  

Trocadero: Myrdinn: Trocadero: The giant pink hologram. It's only the main character's farking catharsis, the most important point in his development, and the movie!

Oh, I just thought it was the same actress as his hologirl.  Completely looked over her.
Should I admit to being a bit face-blind?

It is his hologirl, she's a mass produced product. That's the point. Right then, he realizes that the thing he loved most in the world was fake, an algorithm. This was right after learning that he wasn't the "special one" (Deckard and Rachael's kid, born of a replicant's womb). He's completely crushed, his entire existence is fake, even the thing he thought he could enjoy just for himself. And he still decides to do the right thing.

/sorry, but I had this long ass rant w/ my dad b/c he also "didn't get it."
//and I had to spend the $14 for his ticket, so goddamnit, he was going to at least understand the farking movie


Hrm?  Oh, I got it, and got it then.  I just do not remember her being topless in that scene.
Again... I appreciate legs?  Mammary glads just do not register under most conditions.  Might be a bit of a result from growing up in a rural area, and it was not exactly uncommon for ladies to go topless in some fields (especially some of the Korean/Vietnamese folks).
 
2020-05-18 9:06:47 PM  

Myrdinn: Trocadero: Myrdinn: Trocadero: The giant pink hologram. It's only the main character's farking catharsis, the most important point in his development, and the movie!

Oh, I just thought it was the same actress as his hologirl.  Completely looked over her.
Should I admit to being a bit face-blind?

It is his hologirl, she's a mass produced product. That's the point. Right then, he realizes that the thing he loved most in the world was fake, an algorithm. This was right after learning that he wasn't the "special one" (Deckard and Rachael's kid, born of a replicant's womb). He's completely crushed, his entire existence is fake, even the thing he thought he could enjoy just for himself. And he still decides to do the right thing.

/sorry, but I had this long ass rant w/ my dad b/c he also "didn't get it."
//and I had to spend the $14 for his ticket, so goddamnit, he was going to at least understand the farking movie

Hrm?  Oh, I got it, and got it then.  I just do not remember her being topless in that scene.
Again... I appreciate legs?  Mammary glads just do not register under most conditions.  Might be a bit of a result from growing up in a rural area, and it was not exactly uncommon for ladies to go topless in some fields (especially some of the Korean/Vietnamese folks).


The fact that you don't remember her giant pink holographic perfectly sculpted butt is even MORE upsetting.
 
2020-05-18 9:23:13 PM  

bigbillbeaver: He's sucking in his gut so much it's even affecting the shirt


That jumped right out at me too.
Major league gut-sucking.
 
2020-05-18 10:51:48 PM  

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With nasal labial folds like that, I bet she smokes.

/not just Batflecks pole
 
2020-05-19 2:30:07 AM  
Oh, sure. When she goes behind your back and borrows your favourite shirt, you're supposed to find it cute.

But when she comes home and finds you wearing her clothes, suddenly you've got to have a "conversation".
 
2020-05-19 12:04:51 PM  

Trocadero: The fact that you don't remember her giant pink holographic perfectly sculpted butt is even MORE upsetting.


...I do remember that.  I did not say I did not remember the scene, I just did not remember her being topless.
 
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