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(Politico)   Swinger Republicans warn that Trump's only path to victory is getting the pandemic right. Welp, so much for that. Good thing you killed off most of your base age group too   (politico.com) divider line
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2020-05-18 9:36:35 AM  
First: Ew.

Second, if that is what they are saying then they are not exactly "swing Republicans".  They're just more "move back the line in the sand" Republicans.

/dnrtfa
 
2020-05-18 10:17:39 AM  
Just call in the Russians. Not like we have an AG that cares.
 
2020-05-18 11:46:15 AM  
i was gonna post a picture, but i dont want to get banned again
 
2020-05-18 11:48:44 AM  
Republicans don't swing, ever. They can't take the chance their wives might find out what they are missing.
 
2020-05-18 12:52:49 PM  

Cheron: Republicans don't swing, ever. They can't take the chance their wives might find out what they are missing.


Wasn't that one guy a swinger?  Manafort?
 
2020-05-18 12:53:15 PM  
And for those exact reasons, too?
 
2020-05-18 12:55:16 PM  

gnosis301: Cheron: Republicans don't swing, ever. They can't take the chance their wives might find out what they are missing.

Wasn't that one guy a swinger?  Manafort?


you're probably thinking of roger stone. IIRC he likes sex clubs and watching burly black dudes bang his wife
 
2020-05-18 12:56:11 PM  

AsparagusFTW: Just call in the Russians. Not like we have an AG that cares.


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2020-05-18 12:56:34 PM  
I've known a few swingers, and realized my wife & I were being propositioned by a couple at a restaurant once. 

Same reaction everytime. *shudder*

Swingers are not pretty people. 

tl;dr Trump may lose.
 
2020-05-18 12:58:53 PM  

AsparagusFTW: Just call in the Russians. Not like we have an AG that cares won't help them any way he can.


FTFY.
 
2020-05-18 12:59:07 PM  

Cheron: Republicans don't swing, ever. They can't take the chance their wives might find out what they are missing.


Oh, they swing alright.

It's just that they prefer hanging out in the men's bathroom stalls.
 
2020-05-18 1:00:12 PM  
People who want campaign money say their localities are a toss-up and they really need that cash to win. Film at 11.
 
2020-05-18 1:00:24 PM  

UberDave: First: Ew.

Second, if that is what they are saying then they are not exactly "swing Republicans".  They're just more "move back the line in the sand" Republicans.

/dnrtfa


They're the usual die-hard, full-on Nazi level Republicans who spend their weekends burning crosses in lawns, the "swing state" adjective used by TFA refers solely to their geographical location.

They're republicans, who are coincidentally located within the physical political boundaries of states where the majority of the population has voted for candidates from both major parties at some point within the last two decades.
 
2020-05-18 1:00:43 PM  
My brain automatically conjured up images of the LIBERATE!!!tm protests when I read the phrase 'pandemic right', so Mission Accomplished? That's the one demo he's got on lock.
 
2020-05-18 1:01:12 PM  
I feel like right now Trump could just cancel the election and declare himself as president for life, and nobody will do anything about it.
 
2020-05-18 1:02:18 PM  

bionicjoe: I've known a few swingers, and realized my wife & I were being propositioned by a couple at a restaurant once. 

Same reaction everytime. *shudder*

Swingers are not pretty people. 

tl;dr Trump may lose.


They always have a decent buffet spread at the orgies though.
 
2020-05-18 1:03:06 PM  
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RIP Ace of Base
 
2020-05-18 1:04:37 PM  

Cheron: Republicans don't swing, ever.


They spin .. Been doing a lot of that the past 3 + years ..
 
2020-05-18 1:11:25 PM  

Cheron: Republicans don't swing, ever. They can't take the chance their wives might find out what they are missing.


Like my realtor buddy says, he loves it when his republican friends become swingers.  He gets a new listing.
 
2020-05-18 1:12:02 PM  

Subtonic: bionicjoe: I've known a few swingers, and realized my wife & I were being propositioned by a couple at a restaurant once. 

Same reaction everytime. *shudder*

Swingers are not pretty people. 

tl;dr Trump may lose.

They always have a decent buffet spread at the orgies though.


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2020-05-18 1:12:41 PM  

mikalmd: Cheron: Republicans don't swing, ever.

They spin .. Been doing a lot of that the past 3 + years ..


Meatspin?

/no, don't google that
 
2020-05-18 1:14:29 PM  
With any luck everybody in Trump's administration will swing. After a short sudden drop.
 
2020-05-18 1:19:18 PM  

AsparagusFTW: Just call in the Russians. Not like we have an AG that cares.


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Yup
 
2020-05-18 1:20:03 PM  
Why do headlines like this get the green light?

It isn't funny (it's actually pretty disturbing) and it's ridiculously incorrect about everything it's saying.
 
2020-05-18 1:21:33 PM  
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2020-05-18 1:22:18 PM  
Now I'm seriously on the fence about attempting to be a decent person
 
2020-05-18 1:23:30 PM  

some_beer_drinker: i was gonna post a picture, but i dont want to get banned again


I will.

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2020-05-18 1:31:22 PM  
Boy, submitter really pricipal caught sayofed that headline.
 
2020-05-18 1:51:54 PM  

gnosis301: Cheron: Republicans don't swing, ever. They can't take the chance their wives might find out what they are missing.

Wasn't that one guy a swinger?  Manafort?


No, but there was this guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ja​ck_Rya​n_(politician)#Campaign_demise
 
2020-05-18 2:09:23 PM  

Arkanaut: gnosis301: Cheron: Republicans don't swing, ever. They can't take the chance their wives might find out what they are missing.

Wasn't that one guy a swinger?  Manafort?

No, but there was this guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jac​k_Ryan_(politician)#Campaign_demise


Manafort was the one who pushed his wife into doing all kinds of not-particularly-consensual gangbang and BDSM stuff, it was all over his daughters' hacked text messages a couple years ago, although it feels like it was a decade ago. It's easy to understand how all this stuff blends together in the Age of Trumpism.
 
2020-05-18 2:13:15 PM  

Insurgent: gnosis301: Cheron: Republicans don't swing, ever. They can't take the chance their wives might find out what they are missing.

Wasn't that one guy a swinger?  Manafort?

you're probably thinking of roger stone. IIRC he likes sex clubs and watching burly black dudes bang his wife


Or the guy who was married to Jeri Ryan (actress who played 7 of 9) who was running against Obama for his Senate seat back in the day.
 
2020-05-18 2:13:57 PM  

Arkanaut: gnosis301: Cheron: Republicans don't swing, ever. They can't take the chance their wives might find out what they are missing.

Wasn't that one guy a swinger?  Manafort?

No, but there was this guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jac​k_Ryan_(politician)#Campaign_demise


Darn.
 
2020-05-18 2:15:19 PM  
Well, sure. Trump knows it, too, which is why they're putting so much effort into telling everyone that he got the pandemic right.
 
2020-05-18 2:31:11 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Arkanaut: gnosis301: Cheron: Republicans don't swing, ever. They can't take the chance their wives might find out what they are missing.

Wasn't that one guy a swinger?  Manafort?

No, but there was this guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jac​k_Ryan_(politician)#Campaign_demise

Manafort was the one who pushed his wife into doing all kinds of not-particularly-consensual gangbang and BDSM stuff, it was all over his daughters' hacked text messages a couple years ago, although it feels like it was a decade ago. It's easy to understand how all this stuff blends together in the Age of Trumpism.


That's what I was thinking of.  Thank you.
 
2020-05-18 4:26:30 PM  
The idea of farking a republican is gross.
 
2020-05-18 5:20:38 PM  

Insurgent: gnosis301: Cheron: Republicans don't swing, ever. They can't take the chance their wives might find out what they are missing.

Wasn't that one guy a swinger?  Manafort?

you're probably thinking of roger stone. IIRC he likes sex clubs and watching burly black dudes bang his wife


Yes Stone, but Manafort too. It was part of that big dump of text messages from his daughters phones, iirc. Them finding out their dad was paying dudes to run a train on their mom.

The BEST people!
 
2020-05-18 5:21:55 PM  
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2020-05-18 9:17:24 PM  

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RIP Ace of Base


werent they nazis?
 
2020-05-19 2:23:01 AM  

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RIP Ace of Base

werent they nazis?


No clue. They do look the part, no?
 
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