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(Daily Mail)   La Niña will make things caliente in the US from June until August   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-05-18 8:34:11 AM  
Hotter than normal is the new normal.
 
2020-05-18 8:53:43 AM  
I hereby demand a La Niña counterpart to this:

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/I feel like Melissa McCarthy could nail it...
 
2020-05-18 8:57:07 AM  
It's not *that* bad during those months around here (Houston).  The bad month is September - highs in the upper 90s with massive humidity.  Cold fronts try to make it down here and stall which sucks up loads of moisture from the gulf and dumps it on us.  This *used* to end sometime mid to late September with the first cold front making it through and giving us some nice weather but for the last several years, we haven't been seeing the first good, lasting, dry front until October and November.
 
2020-05-18 9:23:08 AM  
Which, of course, is Spanish for the niña.
 
2020-05-18 9:23:09 AM  
The "like a miracle" miracle is coming.
 
2020-05-18 9:23:18 AM  
It looks like the upper midwest is going to escape the worst of it.
 
2020-05-18 9:24:11 AM  
More caliente than Minnie Mazola?  Naw, didn't think so.
 
2020-05-18 9:25:04 AM  
Hmm, sounds like a class-5 ball sweat scenario...time to break out the crotchless panties.
 
2020-05-18 9:25:10 AM  
I remember the time when Daily Mail wasn't considered a reliable news source.
 
2020-05-18 9:27:15 AM  
Look for climate change deniers to use the words La Nina constantly this summer.
 
2020-05-18 9:31:04 AM  
From now until fall, I'm describing the weather in the stage voice of Paul Stanley.  "AW RIGHT!  YOU KNOW IT'S SO HOT OUTSIDE!  I WAS TALKING TO A LOT OF YOU PEOPLE BACK STAGE BEFORE AND THEY WAS SAYING YOU LIKE TO DRINK VODKA AND OR-ANGE JUICE.  AW RIGHT.  YOU KNOW IT'S GETTING SO HOT OUTSIDE.  YOU ALWAYS NEED SOMETHING TO COOL OFF!  HOW MANY OF YOU PEOPLE LIKE TO DRINK TEQUILA!  AWW YEAH!
 
2020-05-18 9:32:24 AM  
Enjoy the summer lockdown the current protests are guaranteeing!! :D
 
2020-05-18 9:36:21 AM  
Better get somebody to come out and give the AC unit a once-over. That will ensure high temps in the 50s straight through June.
 
2020-05-18 9:36:53 AM  
In Houston we're "caliente sweato de ballo" from May to October.
 
2020-05-18 9:37:50 AM  
Climate change.  Coronavirus.  My lack of retirement savings.  It's all a Democrat Hoax to take away my F-650 King Ranch Dressing Superb Duty.  I've only got 94 payments left.
 
2020-05-18 9:42:54 AM  
Living as I do in Florida, I doubt that I'll notice the difference.

/Offer not good during actual hurricanes
 
2020-05-18 9:43:00 AM  
La Pinta, La Santa Maria unavailable for comment.
 
2020-05-18 9:43:26 AM  

UberDave: It's not *that* bad during those months around here (Houston).  The bad month is September - highs in the upper 90s with massive humidity.  Cold fronts try to make it down here and stall which sucks up loads of moisture from the gulf and dumps it on us.  This *used* to end sometime mid to late September with the first cold front making it through and giving us some nice weather but for the last several years, we haven't been seeing the first good, lasting, dry front until October and November.


Well, yes, and the Gulf of Mexico has been warming than normal since. . .  But don't worry, you'll be under water soon enough.
 
2020-05-18 9:43:58 AM  
Actually the adjective would probably be "caluroso" which is a form of "calor" meaning warm in temperature.

Caliente is more commonly used to say that an object is hot, or a person is "hot" as in sexy. But maybe it will be a sexy year...lots of humping and grinding, virus-transmitting, coughing and dying. Oh baby let's dance all night in the street and get deathly ill!

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/Yes, I know Brazilians mostly speak Portugese
//Pero ellas son tan farkamente calientes!!
 
2020-05-18 9:44:01 AM  

TabASlotB: I hereby demand a La Niña counterpart to this:

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/I feel like Melissa McCarthy could nail it...


Only if she exposes her nipples like that.

/Don't you judge me!
 
2020-05-18 9:48:53 AM  

chuggernaught: Which, of course, is Spanish for the niña.


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2020-05-18 9:49:05 AM  
brings heat and humidity from June through to August

Also known as:  Summer.
 
2020-05-18 9:52:41 AM  

chuggernaught: Which, of course, is Spanish for the niña.


El Camino is Spanish for "The Camino".
 
2020-05-18 9:56:53 AM  
Every farking year.
 
2020-05-18 10:01:44 AM  

dittybopper: TabASlotB: I hereby demand a La Niña counterpart to this:

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/I feel like Melissa McCarthy could nail it...

Only if she exposes her nipples like that.

/Don't you judge me!


I know it's unusual, but nipple exposure is my fetish.
 
2020-05-18 10:02:42 AM  
Hot during the summer you say?
 
2020-05-18 10:11:56 AM  
Looks like Seattle will be everyone too sick to enjoy the hot summer and too sick to enjoy all the snow in the mountains.
 
2020-05-18 10:13:51 AM  

JJRRutgers: Look for climate change deniers to use the words La Nina constantly this summer.


Hot and humid will save us from wave 2, or 3, or something w/ covid-19!  We need global warming! maybe this was planned all along by Bill Gates.

/5G stands for the payment you make for protection by the robot overlords
 
2020-05-18 10:20:20 AM  
It's been hotter than average every year for a while now, can't see anything resembling a pattern yet?
 
2020-05-18 10:23:09 AM  

dothemath: chuggernaught: Which, of course, is Spanish for the niña.

El Camino is Spanish for "The Camino".


And San Diego translates to "A Whale's Vagina"
 
2020-05-18 10:28:48 AM  

chuggernaught: Which, of course, is Spanish for the niña.


People, clearly this should have been the b o o b i e s. Fark, you're letting me down.

But thank you Mr. Naught for at least providing this obligatory piece of information.
 
2020-05-18 10:35:38 AM  
Great!!!! Cue rolling blackouts in the hot States because energy was sold during the winter.
FML.
F++K capitalism.
 
2020-05-18 10:37:16 AM  
The sun, has entered into a very QUIET phase, called the solar minimum.

https://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/fea​t​ures/coolingthermosphere.html

And if you look at the real data of sunspots over time, and the temperature of the planet, every
time the sun cools down, the temperature decreases.  And, as the sunspots ramp up, the temperature
of Earth increases.  10-20-50 years of data is nothing, compared to the age of the planet.  In the 70's,
the media (Time magazine) was talking about "we are entering a new ice age".  Short sighted scientist,
pushing their agenda for "social change" by alarming the ignorant public about man made global warming.
Climate change, Climate Emergency.

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2020-05-18 10:47:56 AM  

Hoblit: chuggernaught: Which, of course, is Spanish for the niña.

People, clearly this should have been the b o o b i e s. Fark, you're letting me down.

But thank you Mr. Naught for at least providing this obligatory piece of information.


I do what I can.
 
2020-05-18 10:49:07 AM  

p51d007: The sun, has entered into a very QUIET phase, called the solar minimum.


I read that in Elmer Fudd's voice.
 
2020-05-18 10:52:37 AM  

dittybopper: La Pinta, La Santa Maria unavailable for comment.


Rage Against The Machine - Renegades Of Funk
Youtube K626gMvu2ds
 
2020-05-18 10:52:53 AM  

khatores: dittybopper: TabASlotB: I hereby demand a La Niña counterpart to this:

[Fark user image 263x200] [View Full Size image _x_]
/I feel like Melissa McCarthy could nail it...

Only if she exposes her nipples like that.

/Don't you judge me!

I know it's unusual, but nipple exposure is my fetish.


Nipple Exposure is my Janine Turner tribute band.
 
2020-05-18 11:02:31 AM  
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La Niña: "and fark you in particular Idaho"
At least Idaho can say that they're much above average in something other than potato production.
 
2020-05-18 11:24:50 AM  

p51d007: The sun, has entered into a very QUIET phase, called the solar minimum.

https://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/feat​ures/coolingthermosphere.html

And if you look at the real data of sunspots over time, and the temperature of the planet, every
time the sun cools down, the temperature decreases.  And, as the sunspots ramp up, the temperature
of Earth increases.  10-20-50 years of data is nothing, compared to the age of the planet.  In the 70's,
the media (Time magazine) was talking about "we are entering a new ice age".  Short sighted scientist,
pushing their agenda for "social change" by alarming the ignorant public about man made global warming.
Climate change, Climate Emergency.

[Fark user image 850x354]


We can print that chart out, laminate it and use it to fan ourselves or patch our boats as extreme weather events affect large areas of the world over the next century.

"But these long-term trends say this is perfectly natural, even though the scientific consensus is otherwise! Look at this! Hey steer around those bodies...and then LOOK AT THIS! We're fine!"
 
2020-05-18 12:31:41 PM  

mortimer_ford: Every farking year.


It's almost as if something has happened all over to warm up the globe, some sort of change to the climate.
 
2020-05-18 12:33:53 PM  

p51d007: The sun, has entered into a very QUIET phase, called the solar minimum.

https://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/feat​ures/coolingthermosphere.html

And if you look at the real data of sunspots over time, and the temperature of the planet, every
time the sun cools down, the temperature decreases.  And, as the sunspots ramp up, the temperature
of Earth increases.  10-20-50 years of data is nothing, compared to the age of the planet.  In the 70's,
the media (Time magazine) was talking about "we are entering a new ice age".  Short sighted scientist,
pushing their agenda for "social change" by alarming the ignorant public about man made global warming.
Climate change, Climate Emergency.

[Fark user image image 850x354]


Wait, so if the sun is at a solar monument and we are still facing record heat year after year, it is almost as though something else is responsible for things getting warmer.
 
2020-05-18 2:30:49 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: dittybopper: La Pinta, La Santa Maria unavailable for comment.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/K626gMvu​2ds]


Rage Against The Poutine is my anti-Canada metal band.
 
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