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(Fox 31 Denver)   Strip club that straddles the Colorado-Wyoming border reopens. "We're on eight-inch heels and obviously a mask sometimes messes with your vision like I need to be able to see where my feet are going. In eight-inch heels it could be deadly"   (kdvr.com) divider line
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2020-05-18 6:58:30 AM  
TFA: "Last night was crazy. We had people from Omaha and Utah, Nebraska, south Dakota. They made the trip," Kim said.

and

The Den is not requiring customers to wear masks, but they are providing masks to anyone who wants one.

It's like having a pee area in the community swimming pool. Throw in alcohol and it's going to be a long hot summer, probably longer.
 
2020-05-18 9:27:24 AM  
If it straddles the Colorado/Wyoming border, I would imagine that the masks are an improvement.
 
2020-05-18 10:16:38 AM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: TFA: "Last night was crazy. We had people from Omaha and Utah, Nebraska, south Dakota. They made the trip," Kim said.


That's like high-minded morally conservative central. Hmmmm.
 
2020-05-18 10:50:17 AM  
"We had people from Omaha and Utah, Nebraska, south Dakota."

Unfortunately the fire marshal had to shut the place down because they were over capacity for ugly people.
 
2020-05-18 10:52:38 AM  
I'm fine with the lockdown but man do I miss strip clubs.
 
amb [TotalFark]
2020-05-18 10:53:56 AM  
The allowing areas with low incidence of infections to reopen really requires that there are no people from outside the area coming into it. That strip club should have a separate section to isolate the out of town folk. Put them in the champagne room and cover them in hand sanitizer. Maybe they will pay extra.
 
2020-05-18 10:54:36 AM  
These were provided to allow for the stuffing of singles into G-strings from a safe distance:

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NO PINCHING ALLOWED!
 
2020-05-18 10:56:04 AM  
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2020-05-18 10:56:13 AM  
Local one probably stole the idea but the sign out front declares that they are no longer clothed.
 
2020-05-18 10:56:25 AM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: TFA: "Last night was crazy. We had people from Omaha and Utah, Nebraska, south Dakota. They made the trip," Kim said.

and

The Den is not requiring customers to wear masks, but they are providing masks to anyone who wants one.

It's like having a pee area in the community swimming pool. Throw in alcohol and it's going to be a long hot summer, probably longer.


How pathetic would one have to he to drive multiple hours to visit a strip club?
 
2020-05-18 10:57:15 AM  
Maybe Mike pence had trouble seeing his feet at that hospital (and everywhere else he goes)
 
2020-05-18 10:57:23 AM  
Well that explains it. I've never had an urge to go to a strip club, even though I enjoy pron as much as the next horndog. How is it that some woman with teased hair and caked-on makeup tottering around on 8 inch heels is supposed to be sexy? Explanations with graphics would be helpful.
 
2020-05-18 10:58:13 AM  

holdmybones: How pathetic would one have to he to drive multiple hours to visit a strip club?


Never underestimate the power of sex.
 
2020-05-18 10:59:39 AM  

allears: some woman with teased hair and caked-on makeup tottering around on 8 inch heels is supposed to be sexy?


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2020-05-18 11:00:25 AM  

allears: Well that explains it. I've never had an urge to go to a strip club, even though I enjoy pron as much as the next horndog. How is it that some woman with teased hair and caked-on makeup tottering around on 8 inch heels is supposed to be sexy? Explanations with graphics would be helpful.


Yeah, I've been to a few as part of various celebrations/bachelor parties/etc...there's always a musty smell masked by strong perfume, and an underlying atmosphere of despair, even though some of the "nicer" places try to hide that with loud music and obnoxious lighting.

Not my cup of tea.
 
2020-05-18 11:03:33 AM  
Or you can just temporarily get rid of the eight inch heels. But, whatever. You be you
 
2020-05-18 11:04:21 AM  

allears: Well that explains it. I've never had an urge to go to a strip club, even though I enjoy pron as much as the next horndog. How is it that some woman with teased hair and caked-on makeup tottering around on 8 inch heels is supposed to be sexy? Explanations with graphics would be helpful.


I'm an unattractive male, no game, and very low self-esteem. I pay women to pretend to like me. I'm ok with that.
 
2020-05-18 11:06:00 AM  

phed: allears: Well that explains it. I've never had an urge to go to a strip club, even though I enjoy pron as much as the next horndog. How is it that some woman with teased hair and caked-on makeup tottering around on 8 inch heels is supposed to be sexy? Explanations with graphics would be helpful.

I'm an unattractive male, no game, and very low self-esteem. I pay women to pretend to like me. I'm ok with that.


We all do, we're just not as honest as you.
 
2020-05-18 11:06:25 AM  

steklo: holdmybones: How pathetic would one have to he to drive multiple hours to visit a strip club?

Never underestimate the power of sex.


It's not sex. It's the sad belief that sex will happen. It won't. The stripper isn't into you (not you, you).
 
2020-05-18 11:07:14 AM  
Dancers must use hand sanitizer before going on stage and must sanitize the pole before dancing on it.

Well, that just Stripping 101. "The girl who danced before me is a nasty skank whom you don't want to get lap dances from, THAT'S why I'm using bleach to clean the pole she was just on."
 
2020-05-18 11:07:53 AM  
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Two girls glad to be back at work.
 
2020-05-18 11:07:54 AM  

guestguy: allears: Well that explains it. I've never had an urge to go to a strip club, even though I enjoy pron as much as the next horndog. How is it that some woman with teased hair and caked-on makeup tottering around on 8 inch heels is supposed to be sexy? Explanations with graphics would be helpful.

Yeah, I've been to a few as part of various celebrations/bachelor parties/etc...there's always a musty smell masked by strong perfume, and an underlying atmosphere of despair, even though some of the "nicer" places try to hide that with loud music and obnoxious lighting.

Not my cup of tea.


Not enough graphics.
 
2020-05-18 11:09:54 AM  

phed: allears: Well that explains it. I've never had an urge to go to a strip club, even though I enjoy pron as much as the next horndog. How is it that some woman with teased hair and caked-on makeup tottering around on 8 inch heels is supposed to be sexy? Explanations with graphics would be helpful.

I'm an unattractive male, no game, and very low self-esteem. I pay women to pretend to like me. I'm ok with that.


Me too, that's why I got married.
 
2020-05-18 11:12:05 AM  

allears: Well that explains it. I've never had an urge to go to a strip club, even though I enjoy pron as much as the next horndog. How is it that some woman with teased hair and caked-on makeup tottering around on 8 inch heels is supposed to be sexy? Explanations with graphics would be helpful.


Going to a strip club is like going to a restaurant and staring at the menu but never ordering food.
 
2020-05-18 11:12:19 AM  

allears: guestguy: allears: Well that explains it. I've never had an urge to go to a strip club, even though I enjoy pron as much as the next horndog. How is it that some woman with teased hair and caked-on makeup tottering around on 8 inch heels is supposed to be sexy? Explanations with graphics would be helpful.

Yeah, I've been to a few as part of various celebrations/bachelor parties/etc...there's always a musty smell masked by strong perfume, and an underlying atmosphere of despair, even though some of the "nicer" places try to hide that with loud music and obnoxious lighting.

Not my cup of tea.

Not enough graphics.


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2020-05-18 11:12:37 AM  

edmo: Closed_Minded_Bastage: TFA: "Last night was crazy. We had people from Omaha and Utah, Nebraska, south Dakota. They made the trip," Kim said.

That's like high-minded morally conservative central. Hmmmm.


Yes good to know your for stereotyping folks of humans based on where they are from. Isnt there are word for that...
 
2020-05-18 11:16:48 AM  

Yellow Beard: allears: Well that explains it. I've never had an urge to go to a strip club, even though I enjoy pron as much as the next horndog. How is it that some woman with teased hair and caked-on makeup tottering around on 8 inch heels is supposed to be sexy? Explanations with graphics would be helpful.

Going to a strip club is like going to a restaurant and staring at the menu but never ordering food.


"A twat on the tongue is worth ten on the tube."
 
2020-05-18 11:16:52 AM  
Maybe skip the dangerous 8inch hells and keep the sexy intrigue and safety of a mask. Theyre not there for your face anyway
 
2020-05-18 11:17:57 AM  

guestguy: allears: guestguy: allears: Well that explains it. I've never had an urge to go to a strip club, even though I enjoy pron as much as the next horndog. How is it that some woman with teased hair and caked-on makeup tottering around on 8 inch heels is supposed to be sexy? Explanations with graphics would be helpful.

Yeah, I've been to a few as part of various celebrations/bachelor parties/etc...there's always a musty smell masked by strong perfume, and an underlying atmosphere of despair, even though some of the "nicer" places try to hide that with loud music and obnoxious lighting.

Not my cup of tea.

Not enough graphics.

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Not realistic enough...

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amb [TotalFark]
2020-05-18 11:18:45 AM  

phed: allears: Well that explains it. I've never had an urge to go to a strip club, even though I enjoy pron as much as the next horndog. How is it that some woman with teased hair and caked-on makeup tottering around on 8 inch heels is supposed to be sexy? Explanations with graphics would be helpful.

I'm an unattractive male, no game, and very low self-esteem. I pay women to pretend to like me. I'm ok with that.


I've only been to one intentionally. I don't think I had enough ones to get really much attention. Definitely didn't have enough for a dance. Although out of the group I was in, I had brought more. Poor kinda broke college guy at the time. I think I splurged and had $40 on me. Good thing it was a weeknight, otherwise I would have gotten no attention at all. Haven't had much desire to go back to one. Even just played golf with my wife's family instead of a bachelor party.
 
2020-05-18 11:19:40 AM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: allears: guestguy: allears: Well that explains it. I've never had an urge to go to a strip club, even though I enjoy pron as much as the next horndog. How is it that some woman with teased hair and caked-on makeup tottering around on 8 inch heels is supposed to be sexy? Explanations with graphics would be helpful.

Yeah, I've been to a few as part of various celebrations/bachelor parties/etc...there's always a musty smell masked by strong perfume, and an underlying atmosphere of despair, even though some of the "nicer" places try to hide that with loud music and obnoxious lighting.

Not my cup of tea.

Not enough graphics.

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Not realistic enough...

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O_o

Points for enthusiasm.
 
2020-05-18 11:22:09 AM  
First to legalize Pot. First to reopen strip bars. Nice to see one state knows priorities.
 
2020-05-18 11:23:18 AM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: allears: guestguy: allears: Well that explains it. I've never had an urge to go to a strip club, even though I enjoy pron as much as the next horndog. How is it that some woman with teased hair and caked-on makeup tottering around on 8 inch heels is supposed to be sexy? Explanations with graphics would be helpful.

Yeah, I've been to a few as part of various celebrations/bachelor parties/etc...there's always a musty smell masked by strong perfume, and an underlying atmosphere of despair, even though some of the "nicer" places try to hide that with loud music and obnoxious lighting.

Not my cup of tea.

Not enough graphics.

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Not realistic enough...

[i.pinimg.com image 290x498] [View Full Size image _x_]

O_o

Points for enthusiasm.


Also points for knowing she needed a larger pole for safety.
 
2020-05-18 11:25:08 AM  

Fursecution: Yellow Beard: allears: Well that explains it. I've never had an urge to go to a strip club, even though I enjoy pron as much as the next horndog. How is it that some woman with teased hair and caked-on makeup tottering around on 8 inch heels is supposed to be sexy? Explanations with graphics would be helpful.

Going to a strip club is like going to a restaurant and staring at the menu but never ordering food.

"A twat on the tongue is worth ten on the tube."


I would rank eating out a stripper every bit as gross as eating a dog shiat sandwich. Neither of which I would ever do but rock on with your bad self.
 
2020-05-18 11:26:46 AM  
 And this is where you need to remember, Covid-19 can be transferred via a fart. You've been warned. Enjoy the show.
 
2020-05-18 11:27:07 AM  

Yellow Beard: allears: Well that explains it. I've never had an urge to go to a strip club, even though I enjoy pron as much as the next horndog. How is it that some woman with teased hair and caked-on makeup tottering around on 8 inch heels is supposed to be sexy? Explanations with graphics would be helpful.

Going to a strip club is like going to a restaurant and staring at the menu but never ordering food.


No it's like ordering food and having it brought to your table where you slowly dispense condiments on it from your own personal collection brought from home in a custom velvet attache, and also the hamburger flirts with you.
 
2020-05-18 11:27:23 AM  

Yellow Beard: allears: Well that explains it. I've never had an urge to go to a strip club, even though I enjoy pron as much as the next horndog. How is it that some woman with teased hair and caked-on makeup tottering around on 8 inch heels is supposed to be sexy? Explanations with graphics would be helpful.

Going to a strip club is like going to a restaurant and staring at the menu but never ordering food.


You're going to the wrong clubs or too tight with your money.
/never participated myself
//happily married since I was 21
///know plenty of guys who did pay extra in the champagne room
 
2020-05-18 11:33:41 AM  

holdmybones: steklo: holdmybones: How pathetic would one have to he to drive multiple hours to visit a strip club?

Never underestimate the power of sex.

It's not sex. It's the sad belief that sex will happen. It won't. The stripper isn't into you (not you, you).


She might not be into you but in many places, she is quite into your money and absolutely will have sex with you in exchange for it.
 
2020-05-18 11:34:48 AM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: allears: guestguy: allears: Well that explains it. I've never had an urge to go to a strip club, even though I enjoy pron as much as the next horndog. How is it that some woman with teased hair and caked-on makeup tottering around on 8 inch heels is supposed to be sexy? Explanations with graphics would be helpful.

Yeah, I've been to a few as part of various celebrations/bachelor parties/etc...there's always a musty smell masked by strong perfume, and an underlying atmosphere of despair, even though some of the "nicer" places try to hide that with loud music and obnoxious lighting.

Not my cup of tea.

Not enough graphics.

[media.tenor.com image 220x329] [View Full Size image _x_]

Not realistic enough...

[i.pinimg.com image 290x498] [View Full Size image _x_]

O_o

Points for enthusiasm.

Also points for knowing she needed a larger pole for safety.


JFC, not only can you see the pole swaying, my farking computer monitor is also shaking. That is some TORQUE. Drop that woman into a live volcano, and 10 minutes later you'd have a 2 mile wide lava-foam latte.
 
2020-05-18 11:37:19 AM  
Dancers must... sanitize the pole before dancing on it
 
2020-05-18 11:37:47 AM  
This thread makes me feel unwanted...
 
2020-05-18 11:42:19 AM  

phed: I'm fine with the lockdown but man do I miss strip clubs.


You do know there's this thing called the internet out there, right? It's the one you're on right now, okay? No shortage of nekkid people on the internet.

Bonus: No glitter giving away where you've been and you get to select the quality of your alcohol.
 
2020-05-18 11:45:57 AM  

holdmybones: steklo: holdmybones: How pathetic would one have to he to drive multiple hours to visit a strip club?

Never underestimate the power of sex.

It's not sex. It's the sad belief that sex will happen. It won't. The stripper isn't into you (not you, you).


Sometimes, though, the magic can happen. I have brought a stripper home. Dated her for a couple of weeks.
 
2020-05-18 11:46:49 AM  
Strip club straddling you say?
 
2020-05-18 11:52:46 AM  

TheSteelCricket: holdmybones: steklo: holdmybones: How pathetic would one have to he to drive multiple hours to visit a strip club?

Never underestimate the power of sex.

It's not sex. It's the sad belief that sex will happen. It won't. The stripper isn't into you (not you, you).

Sometimes, though, the magic can happen. I have brought a stripper home. Dated her for a couple of weeks.


Yeah, but once you get them home they start demanding to be treated like a person and that defeats the whole purpose.
 
2020-05-18 11:52:56 AM  

holdmybones: Closed_Minded_Bastage: TFA: "Last night was crazy. We had people from Omaha and Utah, Nebraska, south Dakota. They made the trip," Kim said.

and

The Den is not requiring customers to wear masks, but they are providing masks to anyone who wants one.

It's like having a pee area in the community swimming pool. Throw in alcohol and it's going to be a long hot summer, probably longer.

How pathetic would one have to he to drive multiple hours to visit a strip club?


Maybe they're the drug dealers.
 
2020-05-18 11:54:37 AM  

Esroc: TheSteelCricket: holdmybones: steklo: holdmybones: How pathetic would one have to he to drive multiple hours to visit a strip club?

Never underestimate the power of sex.

It's not sex. It's the sad belief that sex will happen. It won't. The stripper isn't into you (not you, you).

Sometimes, though, the magic can happen. I have brought a stripper home. Dated her for a couple of weeks.

Yeah, but once you get them home they start demanding to be treated like a person and that defeats the whole purpose.


Plus the whole calling me when she got off work at like 2am. I would be like, um I gotta get up for work in a couple hours...
 
2020-05-18 11:56:55 AM  
Used to be called The Clown's Den.

The reason it straddles the border dates back before the late 80's, when it was legal to drink hard liquor at age 19 in Wyoming. It was a rite of passage to go there on your 19th birthday, get knackered and make bad decisions.

Somehow, it has survived all these years, even though its lifeline - boys 19-20 no longer go there.
 
2020-05-18 12:10:05 PM  

Yellow Beard: Fursecution: Yellow Beard: allears: Well that explains it. I've never had an urge to go to a strip club, even though I enjoy pron as much as the next horndog. How is it that some woman with teased hair and caked-on makeup tottering around on 8 inch heels is supposed to be sexy? Explanations with graphics would be helpful.

Going to a strip club is like going to a restaurant and staring at the menu but never ordering food.

"A twat on the tongue is worth ten on the tube."

I would rank eating out a stripper every bit as gross as eating a dog shiat sandwich. Neither of which I would ever do but rock on with your bad self.


Never actually occurred to me that was an option.  Strip clubs around here are look-not-touch.
More a commentary that actual attempts at dating usually has a better return for the money.
 
2020-05-18 12:18:59 PM  

holdmybones: Closed_Minded_Bastage: TFA: "Last night was crazy. We had people from Omaha and Utah, Nebraska, south Dakota. They made the trip," Kim said.

and

The Den is not requiring customers to wear masks, but they are providing masks to anyone who wants one.

It's like having a pee area in the community swimming pool. Throw in alcohol and it's going to be a long hot summer, probably longer.

How pathetic would one have to he to drive multiple hours to visit a strip club?


Omaha is 500 miles from Cheyenne.

I guess they just needed to relieve some economic anxiety.
 
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