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(The Daily Beast)   Mr. President, you should know your COVID-19 response blows when even MAGA fan Peter Thiel has had it with it   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2020-05-18 11:09:06 AM  
Trump's Coronavirus response reminds of when he boarded AF One and just let his umbrella fall for someone else to pick  up.
 
2020-05-18 11:24:47 AM  
Did Thiel finally figure out bank balances aren't IQ scores?
 
2020-05-18 11:31:42 AM  

Weird Hal: Did Thiel finally figure out bank balances aren't IQ scores?


Thiel's a nasty and inconsistent person.  I don't think we'll gain anything in trying to figure out why he soured on Trump.
 
2020-05-18 1:53:33 PM  
Oh, the snot bubble of a human being who gleefully helped smear shiat all over the US and then bought himself a shiny New Zealand citizenship to escape to? Probably just more Conway-style misdirection kabuki. Go get some more baby blood transfusions or whatever, Thiel.
 
2020-05-18 4:20:21 PM  

Tannhauser: Trump's Coronavirus response reminds of when he boarded AF One and just let his umbrella fall for someone else to pick  up.


or this:

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2020-05-18 4:22:22 PM  
Sure, the COVID response sucks ass at a federal level, but the trade war with China was a big win and he stopped terrorism when he took out that Iranian General.
 
2020-05-18 4:22:44 PM  
He got his ROI and now doesn't really need Trump for anything.
 
2020-05-18 4:24:09 PM  
🎶 I've lost that lovin' Thiel-ing.
It's gone, gone.🎶
 
2020-05-18 4:26:09 PM  
Why? Is the protracted social distancing making it difficult for him to harvest the blood of children to pump into his veins or something?
 
2020-05-18 4:26:20 PM  
This just in: Trump claims he's currently taking hydroxychloroquine and has been taking it for "a few weeks".
 
2020-05-18 4:27:05 PM  
It doesn't surprise me at all that the guy obsessed with his health & longevity is pissed he may lose it due to the guy he supported for president.
 
2020-05-18 4:28:31 PM  
Does Thiel not realize that, being a Feelthy Queer, he will be first against the wall if the Falwellistas in the Fascist Republican Party ever get their way?
 
2020-05-18 4:29:37 PM  
Also: all the gay dudes know who he is now, and nobody wants to fark a traitor to their own people.
 
2020-05-18 4:30:05 PM  
Who cares what that farking vampire thinks? He was repellent enough to "back" President Flag Humper to begin with. He gets the blame for some of the consequences, not sit back and whine about how President Flag Humper farked it up. He was SUPPOSED to fark everything up. That's why he was elected.

I'm not sure how this is not understood by everyone, including President Flag Humper's most unhinged worshipers.

They voted for him BECAUSE he's an obviously incompetent asshole and a useless piece of shiat. Incompetent, useless assholes love to elevate one of their own, because at the very least, they can rule vicariously through the incompetent asshole in charge. And secretly hope to be the asshole in charge, somewhere, even though most of them are too useless to ascend to anything higher than "most frequent commenter on QAnon Reddit."
 
2020-05-18 4:30:15 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: This just in: Trump claims he's currently taking hydroxychloroquine and has been taking it for "a few weeks".


Correction: "About a week and a half".

/I don't know what's correct here. I may have heard it wrong. I'm also starting to think that hydroxychloroquine doesn't exist.
 
2020-05-18 4:31:36 PM  
He might even be more concerned with people still wearing masks and making his facial recognition system obviously pointless (instead of axiomatically pointless or used for algorithmic racism).

And he might have billions, but still values each buck enough not to throw away on an obvious loser.

Diogenes: Weird Hal: Did Thiel finally figure out bank balances aren't IQ scores?

Thiel's a nasty and inconsistent person.  I don't think we'll gain anything in trying to figure out why he soured on Trump.


This.  I'll stop trying to guess.
 
2020-05-18 4:32:52 PM  

Diogenes: Weird Hal: Did Thiel finally figure out bank balances aren't IQ scores?

Thiel's a nasty and inconsistent person.  I don't think we'll gain anything in trying to figure out why he soured on Trump.


I don't care. Both of them need to be wished to the cornfield.
 
2020-05-18 4:33:42 PM  
Awwww, is the guy who killed the 1st Amendment bored with his toy?

Go suck off your manservant Terry for blood.
 
2020-05-18 4:34:19 PM  

GregInIndy: Also: all the gay dudes know who he is now, and nobody wants to fark a traitor to their own people.


I'm sure he can find someone who likes money more than self-respect. There are a number of them among the Republicans.
 
2020-05-18 4:34:20 PM  
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2020-05-18 4:38:31 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: KiwDaWabbit: This just in: Trump claims he's currently taking hydroxychloroquine and has been taking it for "a few weeks".
Correction: "About a week and a half".
/I don't know what's correct here. I may have heard it wrong. I'm also starting to think that hydroxychloroquine doesn't exist.


Meh, let us know when he's moved on to the bleach.
 
2020-05-18 4:46:24 PM  
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2020-05-18 4:48:49 PM  
The stages of Technolibertarian Trump Supporters:

- He's a genius you just don't see it, 4D chess.
- He's joking clearly, you don't see it, 4D chess.  I got it tho.
- He's new to being president he's used to being a genius businessman, you don't see it 4D chess.
- He's moving the chess pieces, in 4D.  I'm sure the pattern will reveal itself soon just wait.
- Oh what the fark I am not affiliated with this!
 
2020-05-18 4:57:56 PM  
I doubt the Pentagon put Peter Thiel through a psych evaluation before giving him the contract, but they should have.

There needs to be more scrutiny of the business class, particularly after Peter Thiel and other likemindeds campaigned for Trump to represent corporate interests instead of American interests.

They are malignant psychopaths who are hurting us and themselves.

A gay person voting Republican is the same as a gay slitting their own wrists: it's self harm.
 
2020-05-18 5:12:59 PM  
Ah, Peter Thiel, the ex-PayPal billionaire who seems less likeable than Elon Musk, and likely a direct descendant of Lizzy Bathory...
 
2020-05-18 5:51:56 PM  
He's running out of COVID-free blood.
 
2020-05-18 6:07:55 PM  
Peter Thiel is on record not supporting female suffrage.

That is not an exaggeration.
 
2020-05-18 7:02:42 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: This just in: Trump claims he's currently taking hydroxychloroquine and has been taking it for "a few weeks".


That's where the funding shortfall is coming from
 
2020-05-18 7:45:13 PM  

Weird Hal: Did Thiel finally figure out bank balances aren't IQ scores?


You can have a negative IQ score?
 
2020-05-18 9:16:29 PM  

Weird Hal: Did Thiel finally figure out bank balances aren't IQ scores?


No, but he may have realized if all the poors are infected, he won't be able to buy pristine young blood to prevent aging.
 
2020-05-18 9:39:48 PM  
The only thing Vampire Theil cares about is not being funneled some extra millions.
 
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