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(LiveLeak)   Large pane of tempered glass won't fit in an elevator without some gymnastics that require letting go of the door open hold button. You know where this is going   (liveleak.com) divider line
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5583 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 May 2020 at 9:50 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-17 7:35:38 PM  
44 votes:
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2020-05-17 9:59:15 PM  
20 votes:
pick it all up
go to where it was to be delivered.
hand them a piece of paper the says,
some assembly required...
 
2020-05-17 9:54:23 PM  
18 votes:
"No one could have predicted this"
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2020-05-17 10:44:37 PM  
17 votes:
At the end, they didn't appear angry, despite a temper being lost.
 
2020-05-17 9:57:59 PM  
15 votes:
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2020-05-17 10:28:13 PM  
12 votes:

Mock26: Wow. Those guys are idiots. What the hell were they doing just standing there, staring at door like that? As soon as they saw the glass raise up they should have moved to the back of the elevator, facing away from the door, and crouched down while covering their head. Seriously, anyone who has seen a piece of glass break should know what is coming next.


Now they've seen glass break, so they'll know what to do next time they're idiots.
 
2020-05-17 10:19:25 PM  
12 votes:
Should have gone with transparent aluminum.
 
2020-05-17 9:54:23 PM  
12 votes:
Well, they got 'most' of it to a different floor.
 
2020-05-17 9:56:28 PM  
11 votes:
My dad bought a pane of glass and put it the back seat of the car. Shut the door and smash. Tries again, new glass. Smash
3rd time I'm  sitting in the car waiting for the smashing, and he shakes the pane.
He had given up and bought plexiglass instead
 
2020-05-17 10:19:26 PM  
8 votes:
CSB

The store I used to own had dozens of heavy tempered glass shelves where we displayed computers, laptops, monitors, etc.  I had about 40 more stored upstairs in the attic. They were about 1/2" thick and each shelf weighed about 30 lbs.

The floor of my store was completely covered with a rough dark ceramic tile. The tops of the tiles have hundreds of tiny grooves etched across them, making a very hardy floor that also looked nice.

Pro tip: Do not stack 5 or 6 panes of tempered glass on their edge on a ceramic floor. I carried the 6th pane down from the attic. I gingerly set it on its edge, stacked against the previous 5 I had set there, leaning against a wall.

Interesting fact about tempered glass... Ceramic is its Kryptonite. Just *touch* a piece of tempered glass with a piece of broken spark plug and see what happens. (Well ok, you might have to toss or tap it...)

I set the pane of glass down carefully but it wasn't quite lined up with the pane it was leaning against and me being anal about such things AND a lazy bastard, chose to just slide the pane the 2 or so inches to the right, rather than the apparently more intelligent lifting of the heavy glass pane, repositioning and setting lightly back down.

The moment the edge of that tempered glass so much as sensed that it was being slid across rough ceramic, the farking thing literally exploded, disintegratingall 5 panes behind it and leaving me with 180 lbs of tiny tempered glass shards from one end of my store to the other. It took WEEKS to get it cleaned up and months later, I'd still move a computer or a laptop and find more glass.

If you want to break into a car, smash a spark plug and throw a tiny piece of the white ceramic at one of the side windows. You can bounce a rock off those windows but a little 2 gram piece of broken ceramic will shatter it like a hammer.

/CSB
 
2020-05-17 10:11:25 PM  
8 votes:

jaylectricity: WTFDYW: BumpInTheNight: This first apartment the Mrs and I had was fantastic but the elevators were small, like really small.  The "cargo" elevator was not shiatting you 5x5' with maybe an 8' ceiling.  Moving in and then eventually out was a real biatch, had to dismantle so much of our stuff to get it to fit in there.

Now these idiots here, they had no hope of pulling that off.  I assume and hope they at least tried to bring that piece in vertically and found it was too tall to fit through.

/kind of assuming they didn't if they felt putting it down with half sticking out of the elevator was a great idea

They didn't try corner to corner. It would have fit.

Maybe...If the elevator door spanned the entire side of the elevator space. I'm too buzzed to do geometry calculations, but could putting the edge of the glass into one back corner allowed them to swing the other side of the glass to the other corner?

Even if they had lifted up the side near the door the angle might have still caused one corner to still be sticking through the door opening.

The real question to me is why was that elevator able to move even though the door didn't close completely?


Forget it Jake, its China
 
2020-05-17 11:25:04 PM  
6 votes:

phishrace: I fix pinball machines, which come with tempered glass over the playfield. It can take an amazing amount of abuse without breaking. Yes, you can safely have sex on top of a pinball machine (just ask Jodie Foster). However it does have one weak area. The edges. When I remove a playfield glass, I never set it on any hard surface. Haven't broken one yet, knock on wood.
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That was NOT safe sex. It wasn't even legal.

/reported
 
2020-05-17 10:57:35 PM  
6 votes:
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So that's how it's made.
 
2020-05-18 5:51:40 AM  
5 votes:
My elevator related CSB actually involves stairs.

Boss: "I want these filing cabinets out of here and stored in the basement."
Janitor: "But the elevator is broken and I don't know when the repairman will be in."
Boss: "These cabinets have to be gone by the weekend."

So on Friday, each cabinet was carted to the top of the stairs and pushed over. They were in the basement alright.

/CSB (Cabinets Smashed in the Basement)
 
2020-05-17 9:06:55 PM  
5 votes:

BumpInTheNight: This first apartment the Mrs and I had was fantastic but the elevators were small, like really small.  The "cargo" elevator was not shiatting you 5x5' with maybe an 8' ceiling.  Moving in and then eventually out was a real biatch, had to dismantle so much of our stuff to get it to fit in there.

Now these idiots here, they had no hope of pulling that off.  I assume and hope they at least tried to bring that piece in vertically and found it was too tall to fit through.

/kind of assuming they didn't if they felt putting it down with half sticking out of the elevator was a great idea


They didn't try corner to corner. It would have fit.
 
2020-05-18 6:00:44 AM  
4 votes:

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2020-05-17 8:00:38 PM  
3 votes:
Down?
 
2020-05-17 7:06:39 PM  
3 votes:
Frankly sir, I didn't see any door open hold button at all.
 
2020-05-18 1:46:06 PM  
2 votes:

phishrace: I fix pinball machines, which come with tempered glass over the playfield. It can take an amazing amount of abuse without breaking. Yes, you can safely have sex on top of a pinball machine (just ask Jodie Foster). However it does have one weak area. The edges. When I remove a playfield glass, I never set it on any hard surface. Haven't broken one yet, knock on wood.

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And the moment when a sheet of tempered glass just lightly contacts an unfinished concrete floor.
 
2020-05-18 12:34:57 AM  
2 votes:

hissatsu: Plate glass would have been a lot more exciting.


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2020-05-18 11:19:07 AM  
1 vote:

Target Builder: Isn't there normally a freight elevator for exactly this type of thing?


CSB: Many years ago I worked commercial construction at the Chicago Board of Trade. The freight elevator was slightly larger than average and run by an elevator operator. We could fit most equipment and material (drywall, metal studs, etc.) inside the elevator but for some larger items we had to make "accommodations". When we had to move a large one piece mahogany conference table the operator opened the doors and then lowered the elevator so the top was level with our floor. We then stood on top of the elevator holding onto the table and rode on the top of the elevator to our floor. He ran the elevator slower then normal so we weren't shaking but we still had to watch as the huge counterweights would go rushing by and we could look down a 40 story shaft. Yup, this was a huge OSHA violation but was just sort of accepted as what had to be done. I must have done it about a dozen times.
 
2020-05-18 12:37:36 AM  
1 vote:

phishrace: I fix pinball machines, which come with tempered glass over the playfield. It can take an amazing amount of abuse without breaking. Yes, you can safely have sex on top of a pinball machine (just ask Jodie Foster). However it does have one weak area. The edges. When I remove a playfield glass, I never set it on any hard surface. Haven't broken one yet, knock on wood.

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Reminds me of this:

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2020-05-18 12:19:22 AM  
1 vote:

phishrace: I fix pinball machines, which come with tempered glass over the playfield. It can take an amazing amount of abuse without breaking. Yes, you can safely have sex on top of a pinball machine (just ask Jodie Foster). However it does have one weak area. The edges. When I remove a playfield glass, I never set it on any hard surface. Haven't broken one yet, knock on wood.


Having just gotten a pinball machine at home, this is relevant to my interests.

Removing and reinstalling the glass made me start sweating profusely just from nervousness. At least the room is carpeted so I don't have to worry quite so much about where I set it down.

I'm finally starting to get used to it; now I just need to get some gloves and an extra-large bottle of Windex, because when I touch that glass I leave fingerprints that are visible from low earth orbit.
 
2020-05-17 11:42:17 PM  
1 vote:

cryinoutloud: phishrace: I fix pinball machines, which come with tempered glass over the playfield. It can take an amazing amount of abuse without breaking. Yes, you can safely have sex on top of a pinball machine (just ask Jodie Foster). However it does have one weak area. The edges. When I remove a playfield glass, I never set it on any hard surface. Haven't broken one yet, knock on wood.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/XPmG1lG6​exs]

That was NOT safe sex. It wasn't even legal.

/reported


I'd hit it so hard that it broke. Also shattered the glass.
 
2020-05-17 11:20:15 PM  
1 vote:
I fix pinball machines, which come with tempered glass over the playfield. It can take an amazing amount of abuse without breaking. Yes, you can safely have sex on top of a pinball machine (just ask Jodie Foster). However it does have one weak area. The edges. When I remove a playfield glass, I never set it on any hard surface. Haven't broken one yet, knock on wood.

Non glare pinball glass (tempered) with issues
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2020-05-17 10:34:07 PM  
1 vote:

cookiedough: My dad bought a pane of glass and put it the back seat of the car. Shut the door and smash. Tries again, new glass. Smash
3rd time I'm  sitting in the car waiting for the smashing, and he shakes the pane.
He had given up and bought plexiglass instead


Well your dad is a God damned idiot, I hope you got more of your genes genes from your mom
 
2020-05-17 10:12:15 PM  
1 vote:
Plate glass would have been a lot more exciting.
 
2020-05-17 7:30:25 PM  
1 vote:
This first apartment the Mrs and I had was fantastic but the elevators were small, like really small.  The "cargo" elevator was not shiatting you 5x5' with maybe an 8' ceiling.  Moving in and then eventually out was a real biatch, had to dismantle so much of our stuff to get it to fit in there.

Now these idiots here, they had no hope of pulling that off.  I assume and hope they at least tried to bring that piece in vertically and found it was too tall to fit through.

/kind of assuming they didn't if they felt putting it down with half sticking out of the elevator was a great idea
 
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