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2020-05-17 9:48:34 AM  
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2020-05-17 11:52:53 AM  
Did the hospital charge them $14,697 for parking?
 
2020-05-17 11:58:45 AM  
As a crotch cover...? Asking for *cough* a ...friend.
 
2020-05-17 12:02:43 PM  
Muy excellente
 
2020-05-17 12:04:48 PM  
Hey you do what you have to. Our third kids was born in the hallway just outside maternity ward. Hospital door was locked, but someone came out and we got it. Was bit of a mess, but my wife caught the football like a pro. Still got a bill for it, but I think it was just for the cleanup.
 
2020-05-17 12:20:53 PM  
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2020-05-17 12:29:33 PM  
Well, that shows up the wusses who talk about using a mask as being unmanly. Can't get much more manly than using something for improvised first aid on the woman whom you seeded.
 
2020-05-17 12:30:36 PM  
That's a more effective use of a mask than how my state senator uses one.

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2020-05-17 12:34:22 PM  
Sir, this is a self-service hospital.
 
2020-05-17 12:57:50 PM  
Complained about locked doors yet did not drive first to the emergency entrance ..the kid and momma should have died for his stupidity.
 
2020-05-17 1:11:51 PM  

ChrisDe: That's a more effective use of a mask than how my state senator uses one.

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That's not a mask. That's a slackjaw support system. Have a little compassion.
 
2020-05-17 1:14:18 PM  

ChrisDe: That's a more effective use of a mask than how my state senator uses one.

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You should vote him out.  Rally your fellow staters and make sure he knows shame.  The deep type of shame that only seppuku can cleanse from the soul.
 
2020-05-17 1:25:53 PM  

oldfarthenry: Did the hospital charge them $14,697 for parking?


Hey if anyone can find a way to charge you for performing their professional service by yourself on their property, it will probably be a hospital
 
2020-05-17 1:51:28 PM  

Axeofjudgement: oldfarthenry: Did the hospital charge them $14,697 for parking?

Hey if anyone can find a way to charge you for performing their professional service by yourself on their property, it will probably be a hospital


Hell, they'll prolly get a bill from the ambulance service for the trip around the building. With a $15K loading fee.

/Always go to the Emergency entrance. Day or night.
// It is the way they like it.
 
2020-05-17 2:20:31 PM  
I've found the black cloth ones I bought can be used as a sleep blinder. I can finally sleep.

/ Day is the only safe time for me. The night must be monitored!
 
2020-05-17 2:22:02 PM  
better than those idiots walking around using it as a chin strap.
 
2020-05-17 2:36:14 PM  

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Came in here for this - thankee sai
 
2020-05-17 3:10:30 PM  
Sarah Rose said they named their newborn after James Bond. "He sure lived up to his name with his grand entrance into the world - he does all his own stunts clearly!" she said.

And also because he totally wrecked that...

/reported
 
2020-05-17 3:31:43 PM  

Axeofjudgement: oldfarthenry: Did the hospital charge them $14,697 for parking?

Hey if anyone can find a way to charge you for performing their professional service by yourself on their property, it will probably be a hospital


And insurance will deny payment because the father is not on their list of in-network obstetricians.
 
2020-05-17 4:25:39 PM  
I bet she shone with her own kind of light. But don't get too close because she'll own you.
 
2020-05-17 5:40:09 PM  

blockhouse: Axeofjudgement: oldfarthenry: Did the hospital charge them $14,697 for parking?

Hey if anyone can find a way to charge you for performing their professional service by yourself on their property, it will probably be a hospital

And insurance will deny payment because the father is not on their list of in-network obstetricians.


Actually made me laugh. Years ago I did insurance plan set up and claims. Never sure If it was the doctor double dipping or dont trust insurance
 
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