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(Global News (Canada))   If you're old enough to remember non-smoking sections in restaurants, you already know why this isn't going to work   (globalnews.ca) divider line
    More: Misc, Business, Safety, Restaurant, Brian French, new gold, Vancouver's Glowbal restaurant, social distance, plexiglass work  
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2020-05-16 10:17:55 PM  
Ordinarily I'd use transparent aluminum.
 
2020-05-16 11:43:44 PM  
The wind blew a cloud of vape from the car next to me straight into my face this afternoon. Do we know if that crap can spread the virus or not?
 
2020-05-16 11:52:28 PM  

gyruss: The wind blew a cloud of vape from the car next to me straight into my face this afternoon. Do we know if that crap can spread the virus or not?


It should
 
2020-05-17 12:14:54 AM  

gyruss: The wind blew a cloud of vape from the car next to me straight into my face this afternoon. Do we know if that crap can spread the virus or not?


Holy shiat.  Your first hit of vape and the first reaction you had was to tell everyone that you vape.  These kids and their vaping has gotten out of control.

/hopefully you don't get hit with a vegan burger
 
2020-05-17 12:44:03 AM  
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2020-05-17 12:47:06 AM  
You're in for the evidable.
 
2020-05-17 2:44:20 AM  
I and was just thinking today that business must be doing good when I was walking into Target and saw all the plexiglass they had put up at the registers and at the customer service desk.
 
2020-05-17 4:22:42 AM  
Covid was invented by the plexiglass makers.
 
2020-05-17 5:53:40 AM  
Old enough to remember? They banned smoking indoors in 2017 here.
 
2020-05-17 5:54:56 AM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: Covid was invented by the plexiglass makers.


I was laughing so hard my wife asked if I was ok
 
2020-05-17 7:54:56 AM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: Covid was invented by the plexiglass makers.


The 3M corporation makes plexiglass, you know what else they make?  N95 masks and sterile gloves.
 
2020-05-17 8:07:46 AM  

Mugato: Ordinarily I'd use transparent aluminum.


How quaint.
 
2020-05-17 9:04:42 AM  
EvilEgg:

The 3M corporation makes plexiglass, you know what else they make?  N95 masks and sterile gloves.

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2020-05-17 11:08:50 AM  
Back in the mid 80s I was in Santa Barbara, leaving a restaurant.  An old lady was lighting a cigarette in the non smoking section, and a waitress said "this is non-smoking, you can't smoke here".  Her reply?  "The smoking section is full".

Had I not been leaving I'd have probably dumped a glass of water on her.
 
2020-05-17 11:33:08 AM  
Ah, the non-smoking section, all the aroma of the smoking section with the visibility of a non-smoking section!
 
2020-05-17 11:34:27 AM  

solokumba: gyruss: The wind blew a cloud of vape from the car next to me straight into my face this afternoon. Do we know if that crap can spread the virus or not?

It should


Someone move this thread to the mainpage so this comment gets the love it deserves.
 
2020-05-17 12:20:25 PM  

gyruss: The wind blew a cloud of vape from the car next to me straight into my face this afternoon. Do we know if that crap can spread the virus or not?


Translation: This never happened.
 
2020-05-17 1:14:52 PM  

Riomp300: gyruss: The wind blew a cloud of vape from the car next to me straight into my face this afternoon. Do we know if that crap can spread the virus or not?

Translation: This never happened.


I drove through a cloud the other day. I was surprised it lingered so long, and then I thought they must be vaping weed.
 
2020-05-17 11:51:19 PM  

Riomp300: gyruss: The wind blew a cloud of vape from the car next to me straight into my face this afternoon. Do we know if that crap can spread the virus or not?

Translation: This never happened.


I don't know ... once around 2012 or 2013, I was in a traffic jam that was moving about a foot an hour when the Mercedes Benz SUV ahead of me lowered it's window. In the SUV's side mirror, I could see a blonde woman. She lit what appeared to be cigar. For nearly twenty minutes or more, there was absolutely no way I could escape her weed fumes. I had been working off and on for at least a month on a team dedicated to addressing the excessive incarceration of black and brown men - many for non-violent drug crimes.
 
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