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(MSNBC)   White House: "HA HA, JUST KIDDING...we had a pandemic plan all along. And you TOTALLY fell for it. Suck, it noobs, you got OWNED"   (msnbc.com) divider line
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2020-05-16 9:22:53 AM  
Boy do I feel foolish for doubting the mango moron.
 
2020-05-16 9:23:06 AM  
dubious, do i smell sharpie?
 
2020-05-16 9:25:28 AM  
A pro-pandemic plan.
 
2020-05-16 9:28:46 AM  
The bigliest plan. It just goes away one day.
 
2020-05-16 9:28:47 AM  

Alphax: A pro-pandemic plan.


Yeah, if they mean a plan to do everything exactly the wrong way to facilitate the spread of the virus, that makes sense.

Is it possible the coronavirus has the pee tape?
 
2020-05-16 9:29:49 AM  
I actually got a leaked copy of the White Houses plan for the pandemic. Here's I'll transcribe it for you:


Cover: The TRUMPS White House Pandemic Response Plan.

Page one: Blame Obama.

Page two: If that doesn't work blame Hiliary.

/I think I actually have Trump's own copy, because when I got it, it looked unread with the exception of a doodle of a circle with the label "PERFECT SQUARE!!!" written under it.
 
2020-05-16 9:30:35 AM  
So the plan was to have no plan or just not to implement said plan?
 
2020-05-16 9:30:57 AM  
Yeah right!!!!!!  Total BS and just like Trump she's a malignant liar.
 
2020-05-16 9:47:37 AM  

Exluddite: So the plan was to have no plan or just not to implement said plan?


The plan was to implement the plan, but they're so incompetent they had no recourse but to blame the guy who's been out of office for 3 1/2 years.
 
2020-05-16 9:55:13 AM  

tjsands1118: I actually got a leaked copy of the White Houses plan for the pandemic. Here's I'll transcribe it for you:


Cover: The TRUMPS White House Pandemic Response Plan.

Page one: Blame Obama.

Page two: If that doesn't work blame Hiliary.

/I think I actually have Trump's own copy, because when I got it, it looked unread with the exception of a doodle of a circle with the label "PERFECT SQUARE!!!" written under it.


You're missing a step:

Use the federal government to steal PPE supplies from the states, hand them over to private contractors who then sell them back to the states.
 
2020-05-16 10:08:47 AM  
Oh, they just now found it did they?
 
2020-05-16 10:23:43 AM  
They are trying to retcon this but it will only work with the mentally deficient Trump voters.
 
2020-05-16 10:27:56 AM  
So they've gone from:
"Nobody told us what to do!  Obama didn't leave us a plan!"
To
"Yes, we had a plan from the start. This is the result of that plan."

Either way, they're running for reelection on those scenarios?
 
2020-05-16 10:36:12 AM  

Jake Havechek: They are trying to retcon this but it will only work with the mentally deficient Trump voters.


and the media
 
2020-05-16 10:43:19 AM  

NeoCortex42: So they've gone from:
"Nobody told us what to do!  Obama didn't leave us a plan!"
To
"Yes, we had a plan from the start. This is the result of that plan."

Either way, they're running for reelection on those scenarios?


I especially liked the "Obama's plan sucked so we made our own..."
 
2020-05-16 11:19:23 AM  
Sheesh, all those protesters are going to feel silly once they realize 'Stay in Place' was their tyrant's plan all along.
 
2020-05-16 11:20:02 AM  
If they had a plan and we're following it, that means the deaths are intentional.
 
2020-05-16 11:21:43 AM  
"and here's my wife Morgan Fairchild, to explain it all"
 
2020-05-16 11:37:16 AM  

NeoCortex42: So they've gone from:
"Nobody told us what to do!  Obama didn't leave us a plan!"
To
"Yes, we had a plan from the start. This is the result of that plan."

Either way, they're running for reelection on those scenarios?


When we hit 100,000 deaths:

"It's because we were left with the terrible plan Obama gave us!"
 
2020-05-16 12:21:29 PM  
scrawled on a napkin -


WITE HOUS OFISHUL PANDEMIK PLAN 2020

1) BLAME THE BLAK GUY

2) LET GOVERNERS DO EVRYTHING

3) ???

4) PROFIT!!
 
2020-05-16 12:36:25 PM  
This whole thing has gone totally Outer Limits.

In freeperland, they're saying they can hold rallies if they pass out "Trump pills", aka hydroxychloroquine tablets at the door.  Yeah, I know; farked up.
 
2020-05-16 12:44:01 PM  

Jake Havechek: This whole thing has gone totally Outer Limits.

In freeperland, they're saying they can hold rallies if they pass out "Trump pills", aka hydroxychloroquine tablets at the door.  Yeah, I know; farked up.


Ha ha, seriously? Those people are farking loons.
 
2020-05-16 12:44:50 PM  
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2020-05-16 12:45:41 PM  
And here's what they used to write it:

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2020-05-16 12:46:29 PM  

gopher321: Jake Havechek: This whole thing has gone totally Outer Limits.

In freeperland, they're saying they can hold rallies if they pass out "Trump pills", aka hydroxychloroquine tablets at the door.  Yeah, I know; farked up.

Ha ha, seriously? Those people are farking loons.


Seriously.  I stuck my head in, read that post, and thought, "nope, I'm going to have a pleasant day and stay out of freeperland, today".
 
2020-05-16 12:51:37 PM  

Sgt Otter: NeoCortex42: So they've gone from:
"Nobody told us what to do!  Obama didn't leave us a plan!"
To
"Yes, we had a plan from the start. This is the result of that plan."

Either way, they're running for reelection on those scenarios?

When we hit 100,000 deaths:

"It's because we were left with the terrible plan Obama gave us!"


This.  Also, you are likely already above 100K - just not official yet.
 
2020-05-16 12:54:57 PM  
Step 1: Sit around and do nothing for six weeks.
 
2020-05-16 1:00:34 PM  
I've got a pandemic response plan too, but you wouldn't know it, it's in Canada.
 
2020-05-16 1:07:25 PM  
pathetic administration says what?
 
2020-05-16 1:08:30 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: NeoCortex42: So they've gone from:
"Nobody told us what to do!  Obama didn't leave us a plan!"
To
"Yes, we had a plan from the start. This is the result of that plan."

Either way, they're running for reelection on those scenarios?

I especially liked the "Obama's plan sucked so we made our own..."


What kid of plan is a stack of paper with letters on it? Now a binder with a label on it, that is a plan.
 
2020-05-16 1:09:00 PM  
It must be a pretty shiatty plan if it was followed and this is where we ended up.
 
2020-05-16 1:09:08 PM  
Here it is

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2020-05-16 1:09:17 PM  
They are the most pathetic liars, ever.😂
 
2020-05-16 1:09:38 PM  
"Why are you lying to us?"

That's the ONLY question that should be asked when in the presence of a Trump press secretary.

\ Or Trump
\\ Or, for that matter, the media as a whole who put this fat orange biatch into the White House
 
2020-05-16 1:10:10 PM  
i.pinimg.comView Full Size
 
2020-05-16 1:12:51 PM  

GardenWeasel: Jake Havechek: They are trying to retcon this but it will only work with the mentally deficient Trump voters.

and the media


"Up next, we interview independents Kelly Ann Conway, Katleigh McEnany, and Rudy Guilani on why they think Obama hid his pandemic response plan from President Trump and which other democrats they consider responsible.

This is NPR."
 
2020-05-16 1:14:50 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: "Why are you lying to us?"

That's the ONLY question that should be asked when in the presence of a Trump press secretary.

\ Or Trump
\\ Or, for that matter, the media as a whole who put this fat orange biatch into the White House


The WH press pool has been pushing back more, like when Trump stormed off like a moody teenager on Monday, but they need to start caring about getting info for the people and calling Trump on his lies.  Like actually calling them lies.

Maybe they still think their jobs are more important than the truth.
 
2020-05-16 1:15:06 PM  

gopher321: scrawled on a napkin -


WITE HOUS OFISHUL PANDEMIK PLAN 2020

1) BLAME THE BLAK GUY

2) LET GOVERNERS DO EVRYTHING

3) Steal PPE supplies from the States and sell it back to them.
4) PROFIT!!


FTFR
 
2020-05-16 1:15:47 PM  
"Do nothing, deflect criticism and hope the situation resolves itself somehow" is a kind of plan.
 
2020-05-16 1:16:12 PM  

tjsands1118: I actually got a leaked copy of the White Houses plan for the pandemic. Here's I'll transcribe it for you:


Cover: The TRUMPS White House Pandemic Response Plan.

Page one: Blame Obama.

Page two: If that doesn't work blame Hiliary.

/I think I actually have Trump's own copy, because when I got it, it looked unread with the exception of a doodle of a circle with the label "PERFECT SQUARE!!!" written under it.


I have the image they put on the front, because Trump doesn't read.

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-05-16 1:16:19 PM  
One of the few things that Trump gets credit for is cutting off travel to China, but what isn't mentioned is how badly it was handled. Scare every American abroad into returning instantly causing a massive rush on the airports where everyone was packed like sardines until they could get a packed flight out. No screening and anyone on a flight or in the airport probably was exposed to the virus. When they arrived back in the US they spread out all across the Country.

It was something like 50,000 possible vector carriers from China after the supposed closing to China. What a plan!
 
2020-05-16 1:16:56 PM  

Jake Havechek: They are trying to retcon this but it will only work with the mentally deficient Trump voters.


You could have just said Trump voters, mental deficit is implied.

/Oh right, I totally believe they had a plan they have been keeping secret for reasons and didn't just make up a few days ago to cover their incompetence.
//Anyone want to bet that "plan" only exists in her or Trump's head and no paper copy exists?
 
2020-05-16 1:17:25 PM  
Official White House "Make America Non-Plague-y" Pandemic Plan

Created 09/01/2017
Addendum: 11/12/2018 12/20/2019
Amendment: 12/21/2019  12/30/2019  01/15/2020  01/20/2020  02/05/2020 02/11/2020
Updates: 03/01/2020  03/19/2020  03/30/2020  04/06/2020 04/10/2020
Corrections: 04/11/2020  04/20/2020  05/02/2020 05/10/2020
Infusion of MAGA: 05/16/2020
 
2020-05-16 1:18:09 PM  
The funniest thing would be if their plan is in Microsoft Word and and they send it out to the media outlets but no one scrubbed the metadata. That would be true comedy.
 
2020-05-16 1:18:17 PM  
Hey, it's not like the stammering yam and his grifter family would ever use BS props to lie to America.... again, would they?

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Die already, you whiny liar.
 
2020-05-16 1:21:18 PM  
So they planned to have PPE shortages, tout ineffective cures, and make a concerted effort to ignore the virus until it spread across the country?
 
2020-05-16 1:21:30 PM  
Jake Havechek:Maybe they still think their jobs are more important than the truth.

The fall of this republic came when the idea that "To be unbiased, you have to report what both sides said" became the standard of journalism. There's a reason that news media as a whole is failing in the US (see how many are begging for money) and the reason I categorically refuse to support them in any way.

When they were journalists, I supported them. When they became a cross of quote recorders and propaganda operatives? fark them.

The reason the GOP lies with impunity is that the press happily spread those lies, and the reason that "fake news" works is that we can point to countless opportunities when they in fact lied to us.
 
2020-05-16 1:21:38 PM  

Jake Havechek: "and here's my wife Morgan Fairchild, to explain it all"


She must thank her lucky stars that she was never near the pussygrabber.
 
2020-05-16 1:21:51 PM  

tjsands1118: I actually got a leaked copy of the White Houses plan for the pandemic. Here's I'll transcribe it for you:


Cover: The TRUMPS White House Pandemic Response Plan.

Page one: Blame Obama.

Page two: If that doesn't work blame Hiliary.

/I think I actually have Trump's own copy, because when I got it, it looked unread with the exception of a doodle of a circle with the label "PERFECT SQUARE!!!" written under it.


Pretty ironic, considering that she showed a folder that we're all absolutely sure was Obama's playbook that was maybe two pages. Then she compared it to the absolutely not fake Trump playbook, which was a thick pile of papers. No, she wouldn't let the journalists see it because it would've absolutely blown everybody's dumb liberal minds.
 
2020-05-16 1:21:53 PM  
I bet it is like the book I picked up years ago called Snakes of Hawaii.

It was blank pages. Hawaii has no native snakes.
 
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