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(Santa Fe New Mexican)   If you're wondering what happened to your trench roller, your skid-steer loader or your hot air balloon gondola, Santa Fe police may have good news for you   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Hot air balloon, commercial peddling, HVAC, Promotions of commercial goods, Skid loader, personal attacks, Photos of the stolen items, news release  
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2093 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 May 2020 at 4:05 AM (2 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-05-16 4:10:24 AM  
Someone was building a serial killer dungeon.
You can't hire a contractor, you gotta do that  for yourself.
2020-05-16 4:14:32 AM  
which extinct volcano in Japan was all this heading for?
2020-05-16 4:16:24 AM  
Where is Santa Fe?

He's fae the North Pole.
2020-05-16 4:20:15 AM  
Another epic scavenger hunt ruined by the authorities.
2020-05-16 4:38:29 AM  
Leaphorn and Chee are all over this one.
2020-05-16 4:54:19 AM  
Found the hot air balloon:

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2020-05-16 5:19:28 AM  
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2020-05-16 7:30:09 AM  
"A news release on the case said investigators are working with victims of construction thefts to return the stolen items."
Sure they are.  Maybe they will return the bigger items like the construction equipment where it is relatively easy to prove who owned it.  I bet the bulk of the stuff gets sold at auction by the police department.
2020-05-16 8:39:01 AM  
Hidden in a storage container which was also stolen.
2020-05-16 10:15:01 AM  
Given the size and weight of some of the loot, I'm pretty impressed the thief got away with it as long as they did
2020-05-16 10:58:33 AM  

Mega Steve: Given the size and weight of some of the loot, I'm pretty impressed the thief got away with it as long as they did

Big sweater.

Animal House - Supermarket Scene
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2020-05-16 11:34:58 AM Full Size

Great another stupid movie remake.
2020-05-16 7:00:18 PM  
They discovered the Jade Helm-5G plot and it had to be hastily abandoned!

/it's true!
2020-05-17 6:43:06 AM  
"...a previous investigation led officers to a stolen trench roller and other goods worth $95,000 at the same location in late April ..."

So the police just need to go by the same place every couple of months to retrieve stolen merchandise - pretty convenient.
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