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3844 clicks; posted to Politics » on 16 May 2020 at 1:05 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-05-15 10:35:27 PM  
Les do this. We have to make this happen.
 
2020-05-15 10:59:54 PM  
Eyes Wide Asleep

A Jackie Treehorn production
 
2020-05-16 1:07:56 AM  
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2020-05-16 1:10:58 AM  
Oh, they're not going to fly over Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan and Wisconsin again? That's a start.
 
kab
2020-05-16 1:13:22 AM  
He needs to bring the Biden Insult Bot along with him somehow.
 
2020-05-16 1:15:22 AM  
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Damn, Joe.
 
2020-05-16 1:18:32 AM  
Problem is, it's usually Eyes Wide Joe. The orgy scenes are cringe-worthy, but the color and light are superb.
 
2020-05-16 1:19:45 AM  
His stance soon to follow.
 
2020-05-16 1:28:43 AM  
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2020-05-16 1:30:57 AM  
This is all like a bad episode of Battlestar Galactica. Stop. Don't. I know one of you is going to photoshop Joe as President Roslin now.

/ Don't vote for frackin' Baltar again you fools!
// Damn you Comet TV.
 
2020-05-16 1:53:18 AM  

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Damn, Joe.


That the gnome was turned into a lawn ornament amuses me.
 
2020-05-16 1:54:45 AM  
 
2020-05-16 2:00:47 AM  
"Biden's campaign is focused on making the 2020 race a referendum on Trump."

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2020-05-16 2:27:05 AM  

zerkalo: Meanwhile: State Department inspector general becomes the latest watchdog fired by Trump


In hindsight, maybe making it so part of the architecture which is supposed to keep the Executive branch in check part of the Executive branch itself, so it can be dismissed at a whim, was not the best idea. Granted, half of the Legislative branch is doing nothing to keep the Executive branch in check either, mostly through extreme cowardice and craven self-interest.
 
2020-05-16 2:39:10 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: "Biden's campaign is focused on making the 2020 race a referendum on Trump."

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There he is, moving the goalposts.
 
2020-05-16 2:39:12 AM  
NOOOOO! Joe 'Sleepy Creepy Rapey' Biden ISN'T A TRUE PROGRESSIVE!! HE'S NOT MY BERNIE! HE MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS - 4 MORE YEARS OF TRUMP WILL TEACH THE DEMOCRAT PARTY THEY CANNOT IGNORE US REAL LIBERALS!!!
 
2020-05-16 2:42:04 AM  

Commander Lysdexic: NOOOOO! Joe 'Sleepy Creepy Rapey' Biden ISN'T A TRUE PROGRESSIVE!! HE'S NOT MY BERNIE! HE MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS - 4 MORE YEARS OF TRUMP WILL TEACH THE DEMOCRAT PARTY THEY CANNOT IGNORE US REAL LIBERALS!!!


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2020-05-16 4:10:14 AM  
I'm all in favor of a wide campaign so long as they mean "all swing states where we have a reasonable chance of victory, with more resources allocated to more important states" and not "Wisconsin is a gimme and we'd rather spend money in Georgia so we can run up the score" like Hillary's campaign was thinking.
 
2020-05-16 5:52:34 AM  
Jeez, I dunno, maybe a candidate that's cool for once? Like ... Smilin' George Bush! Yeah! *bloip* Sorry, I became Opus in a Bloom County Cartoon for a moment. Though Joe does sort of ... NOPE! Not going there.

/ Smilin' Joe Bush ... waitasecond ...
// Still voting for him knowing he'll possibly listen to my criticism, maybe, if I'm lucky, likely not, no one even reads my comments.
 
2020-05-16 6:06:29 AM  
Thank God Trump is going to win. Otherwise we'd be stuck with Sleepy Joe Biden!
 
2020-05-16 6:13:45 AM  

Slappy Longballs: Thank God Trump is going to win. Otherwise we'd be stuck with Sleepy Joe Biden!


Trump is a punk's biatch, but that's the joke ha ha.

As a reality TV Star, I gotta admit, I kinda like him. He's like that Stern dude. He just says what he thinks!

Sucks having him as our leader. But hey, fark this country! Ha Ha!
 
2020-05-16 7:23:48 AM  
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2020-05-16 8:40:05 AM  
So instead of focusing on the disease, all Biden cars about is winning an election? So much for putting Americans first.
 
2020-05-16 10:01:21 AM  

snowshovel: So instead of focusing on the disease, all Biden cars about is winning an election? So much for putting Americans first.


Fighting the disease requires joe Biden winning the election.

Trump isnt even bothering to put an effort into fighting the disease in the run up to this election, if he gets reelected he will have no interest in continuing to fight the disease since he sees it as a major distraction from holding rallies and golfing
 
2020-05-16 11:32:56 AM  
O'Malley Dillon argued the 2020 map of battleground states will be broad, with a number of possible paths to 270 electoral votes for the former vice president.
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2020-05-16 12:41:39 PM  

Commander Lysdexic: NOOOOO! Joe 'Sleepy Creepy Rapey' Biden ISN'T A TRUE PROGRESSIVE!! HE'S NOT MY BERNIE! HE MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS - 4 MORE YEARS OF TRUMP WILL TEACH THE DEMOCRAT PARTY THEY CANNOT IGNORE US REAL LIBERALS!!!


You took the words right out of my ass.
 
2020-05-16 1:24:26 PM  
But anyway, bravo, Subby. It took me a while, but your joke is better than my initial reaction was.
 
2020-05-16 3:26:54 PM  

Purple_Urkle: [Fark user image image 425x425]


Bidding for biden

The monied classes are
 
2020-05-16 3:28:23 PM  

zerkalo: Meanwhile: State Department inspector general becomes the latest watchdog fired by Trump


YOU try setting up a fascist police state.

Its not easy
 
2020-05-16 9:27:21 PM  

snowshovel: So instead of focusing on the disease, all Biden cars about is winning an election? So much for putting Americans first.


STFU weasel.
 
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