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2020-05-15 8:21:05 PM  
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2020-05-15 9:18:42 PM  
Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
 
2020-05-15 9:37:51 PM  
Under a bridge? Subby's just trolling.
 
2020-05-15 9:51:28 PM  
It's a pretty sad thing and I hope they catch the asshole who did this to them. One of them was supposed to graduate in two weeks. They stole her car too.
 
2020-05-15 9:59:33 PM  
Yeah, but what's the other whole?!
 
2020-05-15 10:23:00 PM  
Monty Python - Eric the Half-a-Bee (1972)
Youtube MlrsqGal64w
 
2020-05-15 11:52:12 PM  
Subby, pat yourself on the back. This qualifies as a gem of a headline on my book.
 
2020-05-16 12:36:56 AM  
Here ya go subby
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2020-05-16 12:55:59 AM  
This is the Farkest of Fark headlines.

I'm not sure if I should congratulate you, pity you, or report you.
 
2020-05-16 1:01:05 AM  
19 yr old HS graduate? Sad.
 
2020-05-16 1:03:34 AM  

tpmchris: 19 yr old HS graduate? Sad.


Wow, really?
 
2020-05-16 1:04:46 AM  
Not going to bother turning off my ad blocker for that site, so... why was this tagged "September 11 attacks?" It's not like they were twins.
 
2020-05-16 1:05:25 AM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: This is the Farkest of Fark headlines.

I'm not sure if I should congratulate you, pity you, or report you.


I'm angry that I laughed. Upvoted
 
2020-05-16 1:10:21 AM  

TorpedoOrca: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: This is the Farkest of Fark headlines.

I'm not sure if I should congratulate you, pity you, or report you.

I'm angry that I laughed. Upvoted


It's brilliant. Brilliantly wrong, but brilliant.

I'll probably vote for it come HOTY.
 
2020-05-16 1:20:39 AM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: This is the Farkest of Fark headlines.

I'm not sure if I should congratulate you, pity you, or report you.


Despite being sorta local to the event I gotta go with "laugh.  It was funny."
 
2020-05-16 1:23:57 AM  
Hang on is this Georgia, what was the skin tone of these young women, because I no longer have any faith in the Georgian legal system when it comes to people of a darker complexion.
 
2020-05-16 1:26:11 AM  
Bestest of best headlines.
 
2020-05-16 1:34:04 AM  
I used to live in Rome. Sad story.  Not surprising this kind of thing happened though.
 
2020-05-16 1:42:18 AM  
The killer needs to be found.  Then have its parents be forced to eat it alive.  On stream, in 4k 60hz.  They produced the defective, and need to take it back for reprocessing.  If they refuse to eat the defective spawn, alive, have all three dropped from a medium height building.  If the manufacturers or programmers of the defective unit are not available, have the defective eat itself.  On youtube, of course.

How hard is it to not murder?  Either the defective chose to murder, of its own free will, and we need to have it eaten by the makers, or it doesn't have free will and we need the makers to eat it because they produced a meat based murderbot that can't do anything other than kill.
 
2020-05-16 1:49:51 AM  
Prolly some crazed mofo high on the penguin jenkem.
 
2020-05-16 1:52:07 AM  

darkhorse23: It's a pretty sad thing and I hope they catch the asshole who did this to them. One of them was supposed to graduate in two weeks. They stole her car too.


She wasn't using it anymore...
 
2020-05-16 1:57:13 AM  
Hmm submitted a similar headline this morning that never made it

Fark ready headline: "Bodies of two half sisters found under a bridge in Georgia" Why not just say one whole sister?
 
2020-05-16 2:12:16 AM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: This is the Farkest of Fark headlines.

I'm not sure if I should congratulate you, pity you, or report you.


Yes.
 
2020-05-16 2:15:37 AM  
Under the bridge downtown? That's where they drew some blood.
 
2020-05-16 2:19:56 AM  
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2020-05-16 2:52:31 AM  
See ending the quarantine has let the serial killers lose
 
2020-05-16 2:54:47 AM  

Langdon_777: Hang on is this Georgia, what was the skin tone of these young women, because I no longer have any faith in the Georgian legal system when it comes to people of a darker complexion.


My money is on the killer being white and the two girls being black
 
2020-05-16 3:08:15 AM  

lolmao500: Langdon_777: Hang on is this Georgia, what was the skin tone of these young women, because I no longer have any faith in the Georgian legal system when it comes to people of a darker complexion.

My money is on the killer being white and the two girls being black


Since 90% of black murders are done by other black people, you'd have rather long odds.
 
2020-05-16 3:23:29 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: The killer needs to be found.  Then have its parents be forced to eat it alive.  On stream, in 4k 60hz.  They produced the defective, and need to take it back for reprocessing.  If they refuse to eat the defective spawn, alive, have all three dropped from a medium height building.  If the manufacturers or programmers of the defective unit are not available, have the defective eat itself.  On youtube, of course.

How hard is it to not murder?  Either the defective chose to murder, of its own free will, and we need to have it eaten by the makers, or it doesn't have free will and we need the makers to eat it because they produced a meat based murderbot that can't do anything other than kill.


Sooo...American Psycho was what you read in your formative years?
 
2020-05-16 3:35:42 AM  

carnifex2005: lolmao500: Langdon_777: Hang on is this Georgia, what was the skin tone of these young women, because I no longer have any faith in the Georgian legal system when it comes to people of a darker complexion.

My money is on the killer being white and the two girls being black

Since 90% of black murders are done by other black people, you'd have rather long odds.


See you can throw figures like that around, but like the boy who cried wolf, I no longer believe anything those cops say.  For all I know every "murderer" with a dark complexion in Georgia is actually innocent and has been framed by local law enforcement, the DAs and the courts.
 
2020-05-16 4:50:18 AM  

mrs john amber: AmbassadorBooze: The killer needs to be found.  Then have its parents be forced to eat it alive.  On stream, in 4k 60hz.  They produced the defective, and need to take it back for reprocessing.  If they refuse to eat the defective spawn, alive, have all three dropped from a medium height building.  If the manufacturers or programmers of the defective unit are not available, have the defective eat itself.  On youtube, of course.

How hard is it to not murder?  Either the defective chose to murder, of its own free will, and we need to have it eaten by the makers, or it doesn't have free will and we need the makers to eat it because they produced a meat based murderbot that can't do anything other than kill.

Sooo...American Psycho was what you read in your formative years?


AB also want to nuke and castrate countries, so...
 
2020-05-16 7:00:44 AM  

Langdon_777: Hang on is this Georgia, what was the skin tone of these young women, because I no longer have any faith in the Georgian legal system when it comes to people of a darker complexion.


The ladies were black.

I suspect one or the other crossed a pimp by the way the bodies were disposed of.
 
2020-05-16 7:13:48 AM  

carnifex2005: lolmao500: Langdon_777: Hang on is this Georgia, what was the skin tone of these young women, because I no longer have any faith in the Georgian legal system when it comes to people of a darker complexion.

My money is on the killer being white and the two girls being black

Since 90% of black murders are done by other black people, you'd have rather long odds.


If one only read fark, one would be left with the impression that nearly every African American murder victim was killed by a white person and that there are almost no POC in jail because the police just kill them instead.  No wonder so many idiots bought into Jussie Smollett's story.
 
2020-05-16 7:31:29 AM  
Well, at least they didn't find their headless bodies in a topless bar.
 
2020-05-16 7:44:29 AM  
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From the description of the murder, I'm guessing hate crime.
 
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2020-05-16 8:13:43 AM  
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...um. Ads, do you know something others should know?
 
2020-05-16 9:02:39 AM  

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That just means more for those of us that are better at it than you.
 
2020-05-16 9:03:46 AM  

Cyrusv10: tpmchris: 19 yr old HS graduate? Sad.

Wow, really?


I graduated at 19.
Was enrolled at a university at 17.

Sad?

Perhaps.
But edu xxx aged.

Man. College girls are nice when you are 17.
 
2020-05-16 9:41:26 AM  
Georgia Public Works employees fired by Governor for caring about murdered black women.
 
2020-05-16 10:48:34 AM  

Langdon_777: Hang on is this Georgia, what was the skin tone of these young women, because I no longer have any faith in the Georgian legal system when it comes to people of a darker complexion.


Skin tone? I am going with dead skin tone, Alex.
 
2020-05-16 11:20:14 AM  
Which half?
 
2020-05-16 1:07:03 PM  

carnifex2005: lolmao500: Langdon_777: Hang on is this Georgia, what was the skin tone of these young women, because I no longer have any faith in the Georgian legal system when it comes to people of a darker complexion.

My money is on the killer being white and the two girls being black

Since 90% of black murders are done by other black people, you'd have rather long odds.



"Initial police scanner traffic reports said the women had bags over their heads and shotgun shells were found near their bodies, the Rome News-Tribune reported."

I dunno, I can see some good ol' boys doing this.
 
2020-05-16 1:21:21 PM  
Awww man, I was hoping one of them would be my great-aunt. She lives in Rome and is a massive coont biatch that deserves to be chopped up.
 
2020-05-16 4:39:55 PM  

casey17: carnifex2005: lolmao500: Langdon_777: Hang on is this Georgia, what was the skin tone of these young women, because I no longer have any faith in the Georgian legal system when it comes to people of a darker complexion.

My money is on the killer being white and the two girls being black

Since 90% of black murders are done by other black people, you'd have rather long odds.


"Initial police scanner traffic reports said the women had bags over their heads and shotgun shells were found near their bodies, the Rome News-Tribune reported."

I dunno, I can see some good ol' boys doing this.


Yeah, with those details, I can see it going either way. Racists abducting and killing two black girls, or and abduction / rape / murder scenario, or who knows? Plenty of murdering assholes in the world these days.

(The weird thing is that it sounds like they were killed before they were dumped, but shotgun shells were found near the bodies under the bridge.)

What'll happen is this: They'll either find out who did it or at least let people know who they'd like to talk to. And depending on the race of those people, it'll either stay a big news story, or it won't.
 
2020-05-16 6:36:10 PM  

OkieDookie: mrs john amber: AmbassadorBooze: The killer needs to be found.  Then have its parents be forced to eat it alive.  On stream, in 4k 60hz.  They produced the defective, and need to take it back for reprocessing.  If they refuse to eat the defective spawn, alive, have all three dropped from a medium height building.  If the manufacturers or programmers of the defective unit are not available, have the defective eat itself.  On youtube, of course.

How hard is it to not murder?  Either the defective chose to murder, of its own free will, and we need to have it eaten by the makers, or it doesn't have free will and we need the makers to eat it because they produced a meat based murderbot that can't do anything other than kill.

Sooo...American Psycho was what you read in your formative years?

AB also want to nuke and castrate countries, so...


I rarely give anyone a color code on here. This will be the third one.
 
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