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(The Hill)   Trump is in trouble in America's wang, and not even penicillin will help this time   (thehill.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Joe Biden, Hillary Rodham Clinton, Vice President of the United States, percent support, President Trump, Barack Obama, Former Vice President Joe Biden, Democratic Party  
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2020-05-15 8:41:47 PM  
Trump is a disgrace, and if you can't see that, God help you.
 
2020-05-15 8:56:35 PM  
I know we're not supposed to be sucking anything yet, but the polling has been pretty bad for Trump. Like, really bad.

Which is really good.
 
2020-05-15 9:11:32 PM  
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2020-05-15 9:16:07 PM  
Meh.

Chads.
 
2020-05-15 10:31:35 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Trump is a disgrace, and if you can't see that, God help ME.


FTFY. See, that's the thing. If morans want to live in some moranland, that'd be fine. But in the real world, they drag the rest of us in. And that's the part that sucks so bad.
 
2020-05-15 10:56:59 PM  
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2020-05-15 11:11:30 PM  
Surfaris - Wipe Out
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2020-05-16 1:03:12 AM  
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2020-05-16 1:48:27 AM  
trump IS a wang.
 
2020-05-16 1:50:23 AM  
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2020-05-16 1:56:09 AM  
 
2020-05-16 1:57:51 AM  

The Reverend Sam Hill: [Fark user image image 700x467]


Well, not all of them.
 
2020-05-16 2:01:08 AM  
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2020-05-16 2:01:24 AM  

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Dagnabit libs! We wanna die! We demand you let us! It's the babby no one wants are supposed to live! Everyone else is supposed to die! BABBY CAN'T FIGHT BACK!
 
2020-05-16 2:02:25 AM  

wademh: [electionprojection.com image 420x375]


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2020-05-16 2:04:27 AM  
The fact that it's not a hugely overwhelming lead is intensely depressing. 

Though not surprising. Old racists go to Florida to die. It's a shame that they're allowed to set fire to things on their way out.
 
2020-05-16 2:04:33 AM  
"Old people! Die for the Dow!" Isn't working? Who knew?
 
2020-05-16 2:06:59 AM  
All of these polls showing Biden up 6 points or up 10 points or whatever over Trump are just more proof to me that America is farked, because it means at least 40% of Americans are utter, hopeless morons. Whatever it was that possessed some voters to choose him in 2016, after 4 years of his shiat anyone who thinks he is preferable to any other sentient human being needs to be institutionalized.
 
2020-05-16 2:45:46 AM  

cepson: All of these polls showing Biden up 6 points or up 10 points or whatever over Trump are just more proof to me that America is farked, because it means at least 40% of Americans are utter, hopeless morons. Whatever it was that possessed some voters to choose him in 2016, after 4 years of his shiat anyone who thinks he is preferable to any other sentient human being needs to be institutionalized.


Could you please point out any non-sentient human beings he's preferable to?  Like even one.
 
2020-05-16 2:45:52 AM  
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2020-05-16 2:50:58 AM  

cepson: All of these polls showing Biden up 6 points or up 10 points or whatever over Trump are just more proof to me that America is farked, because it means at least 40% of Americans are utter, hopeless morons. Whatever it was that possessed some voters to choose him in 2016, after 4 years of his shiat anyone who thinks he is preferable to any other sentient human being needs to be institutionalized.


There must *literally* be nothing he could do that he couldn't skew in his favor.  I really believe he's a moron, but he must be a mafioso savant to get all the GOP save Romney to screw the country in the way he has.

I understand the GOP want to hold onto their portion of political power but this GOP Nero-esqueness is frightening.  What good is being in power in a country that is in ashes compared to what it was just a few years ago?
 
2020-05-16 2:56:07 AM  
Penicillin didn't help last time ether subby.

/He's got the herpigonasyphilaids.
 
2020-05-16 3:13:13 AM  

MsSavannah46: cepson: All of these polls showing Biden up 6 points or up 10 points or whatever over Trump are just more proof to me that America is farked, because it means at least 40% of Americans are utter, hopeless morons. Whatever it was that possessed some voters to choose him in 2016, after 4 years of his shiat anyone who thinks he is preferable to any other sentient human being needs to be institutionalized.

There must *literally* be nothing he could do that he couldn't skew in his favor.  I really believe he's a moron, but he must be a mafioso savant to get all the GOP save Romney to screw the country in the way he has.

I understand the GOP want to hold onto their portion of political power but this GOP Nero-esqueness is frightening.  What good is being in power in a country that is in ashes compared to what it was just a few years ago?


Trump has one talent: he's the world's most effective used car salesman.  that's all he's good at.
 
2020-05-16 4:13:10 AM  

cepson: All of these polls showing Biden up 6 points or up 10 points or whatever over Trump are just more proof to me that America is farked, because it means at least 40% of Americans are utter, hopeless morons. Whatever it was that possessed some voters to choose him in 2016, after 4 years of his shiat anyone who thinks he is preferable to any other sentient human being needs to be institutionalized.


Ol' Pussygrabber has his rabid supporters so brainwashed that they think he's a hero for allowing over 80,000 people to die due to his incompetence, and believe that the state governors who actually care about their lives are the bad guys.
 
2020-05-16 5:27:05 AM  
More overconfidence. Trump isn't going to lose Floriduh. The GOP runs that place, and they aren't leaving it to chance, or the vagaries of the voters.
 
2020-05-16 5:56:45 AM  
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2020-05-16 6:38:41 AM  
DeSantis still hasn't explained the two counties that were hacked last election.
It only took two.

However. Good news is that once the covid rolls through The Villages the numbers look better.
 
2020-05-16 7:18:15 AM  

Kazan: wademh: [electionprojection.com image 420x375]

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Electoral-Vote.com is better


This is what your education system has gotten you, with the BS of  zero tolerance, ridiculous tuition fees, No Child Left Behind and farkin High School football.

But of course, it's more important for all those General Brassbottoms to have their toys.
 
2020-05-16 7:57:14 AM  
*penisillin

/peave
 
2020-05-16 8:06:05 AM  

jso2897: More overconfidence. Trump isn't going to lose Floriduh. The GOP runs that place, and they aren't leaving it to chance, or the vagaries of the voters.


"History was the cruel judge of overconfidence" - Neil Young

I'm still convinced a lot of people didn't bother to vote in 2016 because they thought Clinton had it locked up.
 
2020-05-16 8:51:07 AM  
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2020-05-16 8:55:15 AM  
Technically, it's America's shriveled nutsack. New England is America's wang.
 
2020-05-16 8:56:11 AM  
Making Texas America's giant hemorrhoid and the gulf coast states the taint.
 
2020-05-16 8:57:44 AM  

wademh: [electionprojection.com image 420x375]


Since land votes in this shiathole that looks pretty damn good for trump
 
2020-05-16 9:11:28 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Trump is a disgrace, and if you can't see that, God help you.


I think Trumpers are either in denial or they just don't care.  Either way, deplorable.
 
2020-05-16 9:28:23 AM  

dababler: wademh: [electionprojection.com image 420x375]

Since land votes in this shiathole that looks pretty damn good for trump


What would you guess that electoral college result to be?
 
2020-05-16 9:35:51 AM  

Kazan: wademh: [electionprojection.com image 420x375]

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Electoral-Vote.com is better


Is that an actual projection? WTF is going on with AZ?
 
2020-05-16 10:42:56 AM  
More and more Florida seniors regardless of party affiliation are finally figuring out that Trump just wants them do die. The irony is that Donny Covid-19 is a member of their demographic age group.

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2020-05-16 11:02:25 AM  

Toxophil: Penicillin didn't help last time ether subby.

/He's got the herpigonasyphilaids.

super duper syphilis.
 
2020-05-16 11:06:25 AM  

dababler: wademh: [electionprojection.com image 420x375]

Since land votes in this shiathole that looks pretty damn good for trump


That map is 308 Biden / 230 Trump.
 
2020-05-16 12:24:56 PM  

Ginnungagap42: dababler: wademh: [electionprojection.com image 420x375]

Since land votes in this shiathole that looks pretty damn good for trump

That map is 308 Biden / 230 Trump.


And my guess is that AZ turns blue making it 319 to 219. MC is on the bubble for 15 more.
 
2020-05-16 12:45:53 PM  

wademh: MC is on the bubble for 15 more


Middle Carolina?  I just woke up, how long have I been asleep?
 
2020-05-16 1:15:22 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Kazan: wademh: [electionprojection.com image 420x375]

[electoral-vote.com image 580x359]

Electoral-Vote.com is better

This is what your education system has gotten you, with the BS of  zero tolerance, ridiculous tuition fees, No Child Left Behind and farkin High School football.

But of course, it's more important for all those General Brassbottoms to have their toys.


... the map shows trump losing
 
2020-05-16 1:16:07 PM  

I'm an Egyptian!: Kazan: wademh: [electionprojection.com image 420x375]

[electoral-vote.com image 580x359]

Electoral-Vote.com is better

Is that an actual projection? WTF is going on with AZ?


Yup, that map is based on the latest state by state polling data for each state.  AZ is becoming less white, just like TX.
 
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