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2020-05-15 5:14:00 PM  
Awesome. Good luck on dating sites if you live, honey
 
2020-05-15 5:16:54 PM  
The Democrat hoax strikes again.
 
2020-05-15 5:17:45 PM  
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2020-05-15 5:17:45 PM  
Good. I hope she spends the next three or four weeks in agonizing pain.
 
2020-05-15 5:23:25 PM  
Zero panic. Why? Because I'm healthy. Healthy people can get sick... It doesn't mean the end,"

Maybe not for you, but what about the people you spread it to in the meantime? What about the father's fat grandfather's you kill? For them it means the end in your little selfish game.
 
2020-05-15 5:23:28 PM  
She's faking it so she can "cure" herself with vitamins and essential oils.
 
2020-05-15 5:23:48 PM  

King Something: Good. I hope she spends the next three or four weeks in agonizing pain.


I've just spend the last 3-4 weeks in agonizing pain (Shingles, internal version) and as much as it is wearing me down...

Yeah, fark those morons.  Give them some of this kind of pain.
 
2020-05-15 5:24:52 PM  

koder: father's fat grandfather's


Lol, meant "fathers and grandfathers" but I guess it still kinda works. :P
 
2020-05-15 5:25:22 PM  
It sounds like she might need a police car stationed outside her house to keep her from spreading this all over the community.
 
2020-05-15 5:27:22 PM  

China White Tea: She's faking it so she can "cure" herself with vitamins and essential oils.


"I had faith in GOD and Donald Trump and I was cured after praying to both and drinking some of Jim Bakker's miracle silver solution!"
 
2020-05-15 5:29:04 PM  
i highly doubt she has it and will most likely claim she does.  She will journal her trials and claim its "not that bad".  She already set it up with the picture of her vitamin c.

No doubt she will talk about how taking vitamin d and zinc and c reduced her condition and maybe she got some of that "magic" pills that our President loved to talk about.

After two weeks she will say "I'm all better, this was a nothing burger."
 
2020-05-15 5:29:38 PM  

China White Tea: She's faking it so she can "cure" herself with vitamins and essential oils.


Ugh, that would be heinous. It also sounds like something an 'Essential Snake Oil Salesperson' would pull.
 
2020-05-15 5:29:59 PM  
On her Facebook page, Peters describes herself as a "Rabid Lover of America, Freedom, the Constitution and the GREATEST PRESIDENT Donald J. Trump!"

Oh, so she's got rabies as well?
 
2020-05-15 5:30:24 PM  
It's her right not to wear a mask!!
And I'm sure she believes that healthcare for all is NOT a right!!
So, maybe she should sign a waiver that she won't use health resources if she gets the 'rona.

But then again, we'll have one more magamouthbreather out on the streets practicing her freedumb.
Dammitsomuch!

Maybe a universal health care should be contingent upon how you vote.
 
2020-05-15 5:31:13 PM  
If it wasn't for Fark, I wouldn't even know these people existed.
Thanks Fark.
 
2020-05-15 5:31:19 PM  
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2020-05-15 5:32:49 PM  
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2020-05-15 5:33:54 PM  
"I'm in a public space..."

Not, you stupid biatch, you aren't. You're on private property, and your rights are severely limited, compared to what you believe they are...

That store can have any farking policy that it wants to, and as long as it isn't violating a constitutional right, and as long as you aren't part of a protected class, you can't do a farking thing. If they aren't kicking you out for your gender, age, race, religion, or sexual identification/preference, then you don't have a farking leg to stand on.
 
2020-05-15 5:34:03 PM  

I Ate Shergar: On her Facebook page, Peters describes herself as a "Rabid Lover of America, Freedom, the Constitution and the GREATEST PRESIDENT Donald J. Trump!"

Oh, so she's got rabies as well?


If the followers weren't so dangerous as a group (and often as individuals), this kind of thing would just be really sad.  It's like they have nothing else going on in their life.  Their whole identity is just "I'm America!".
 
2020-05-15 5:34:43 PM  
I don't want her to die.  I don't want any of the morons to die.  But damn if she doesn't need a good non-fatal kicking.  These are the store rules.  No shirt, no shoes, no mask, no service.  Or something along those lines.
 
2020-05-15 5:35:47 PM  
Yes, let's give the attention whore more attention just to find out she's lying about these symptoms for more attention and see, gotcha and such as.
 
2020-05-15 5:39:58 PM  
"I don't want to breathe my own CO2. There's many researchers," she insisted. "They're bogus rules... It's ridiculous. There's so much research that says we actually are in danger of having this mask, of breathing my own CO2. Do you understand that?"

Just wait until she hears about the dangers of consuming dihydrogen monoxide.

https://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
 
2020-05-15 5:40:47 PM  

WayneKerr: Yes, let's give the attention whore more attention just to find out she's lying about these symptoms for more attention and see, gotcha and such as.


I doubt she's a consumer of Fark.

Farts, maybe.
 
2020-05-15 5:41:08 PM  

Mikey1969: "I'm in a public space..."

Not, you stupid biatch, you aren't. You're on private property, and your rights are severely limited, compared to what you believe they are...

That store can have any farking policy that it wants to, and as long as it isn't violating a constitutional right, and as long as you aren't part of a protected class, you can't do a farking thing. If they aren't kicking you out for your gender, age, race, religion, or sexual identification/preference, then you don't have a farking leg to stand on.


BTW, I hope you're ready for round 2 here in Utah.
The covidiots are out in force. It's not going to be pretty this summer.
Buckle up.
 
2020-05-15 5:41:20 PM  
Another one of those "masks make you breath your own C02 and kill you" people. That why we have doctors, factory workers, and painters constantly dying all over the place.
 
2020-05-15 5:41:44 PM  
Would it be inappropriate for a few strangers show up to her funeral- a flash mob of sorts- and activate individual laugh track recordings?  Gutting a Tickle me Elmo might be fun, but the 70's lagging box in a bag would be adequate.
 
2020-05-15 5:41:54 PM  
I wish that Target and the grocery store I went to today would both enforce a masks-on policy.

And a "Dig your method of payment out of your cavernous purse BEFORE the last bag lands in your cart" policy.
 
2020-05-15 5:42:34 PM  

Herr Flick's Revenge: If it wasn't for Fark, I wouldn't even know these people existed.
Thanks Fark.


Don't ever go on Twitter.
 
2020-05-15 5:43:11 PM  
There's so much research that says we actually are in danger of having this mask, of breathing my own CO2. Do you understand that?"

You breath your own CO2 all day long. There's no danger unless you stick your head into some enclosed space, which a face mask does not qualify, for long periods of time. Unless you're wearing a plastic bag as a face mask, you're in no danger of breathing in unhealthy amounts of CO2.
 
2020-05-15 5:44:49 PM  

Pinner: It's her right not to wear a mask!!
And I'm sure she believes that healthcare for all is NOT a right!!
So, maybe she should sign a waiver that she won't use health resources if she gets the 'rona.

But then again, we'll have one more magamouthbreather out on the streets practicing her freedumb.
Dammitsomuch!

Maybe a universal health care should be contingent upon how you vote.


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2020-05-15 5:45:06 PM  
Hopefully she goes to the Libertarian Hospitals and leaves innocent people alone.
 
2020-05-15 5:47:27 PM  

evilsofa: "I don't want to breathe my own CO2. There's many researchers," she insisted. "They're bogus rules... It's ridiculous. There's so much research that says we actually are in danger of having this mask, of breathing my own CO2. Do you understand that?"

Just wait until she hears about the dangers of consuming dihydrogen monoxide.

https://www.dhmo.org/facts.html


Hopefully she orders it after someone else

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2020-05-15 5:50:28 PM  
"I'm a healthy American citizen!"

Um, how's that working out for you, sweetheart?

She also points out that she has no idea how the immune system works:
"Yesterday, I let you guys know that I had a sore throat and it was feeling like it was going into my lymph nodes, and the reason I posted it was because I knew I had zero fear that I will be a statistic on the Covid-19," Peters declared. "I'm not saying I might not get it, I might get it, I mean anyone could get it, right? I mean, it's like the flu. I've had the flu many times in my life. But I've survived it."
"And the reason I put it out there is I wanted to show that if you start feeling symptoms, there is zero panic. Zero panic. Why? Because I'm healthy. Healthy people can get sick... It doesn't mean the end," she continued, adding, "There's bacteria, there's viruses, they've been around for millions of years, really, and the most important thing is that our body is equipped for that."
"It has what we call an immune system. So when I was feeling sick yesterday, I knew that all I had to do was boost my immune system," Peters concluded, before showing off an array of natural remedies she had acquired.


Yeah, your immune system learns how to fight things and springs to your defense, but this is a N-E-W disease. Until the correct antibodies are developed by the immune system, and start doing their job, your immune system is fighting a wildfire with a spray bottle of water. That flu you've had "many times"? First off, probably 97% of those weren't the actual flu. The other 3%? Even though the flu mutates every year, your body has at least some antibodies. With COVID-19, it's mostly a blank slate.
 
2020-05-15 5:50:47 PM  
Hopefully she will get the full monty and also refuse to go to the hospital.

I think I should infiltrate her circle and get her to believe going to the hospital is where they put the Mark of the Beast implant into you.

In short, I hope she dies a lingering, tormeted death.  Alone, In pain. In the dark.  Clutching at her chest, her voice too weak to cry for help...

Lingering. In pain.  Watching The End creep slowly up.

This non-sentient cow and all the others like her.
 
2020-05-15 5:51:44 PM  
I hope all of these "it's just like the flu" assholes get it and realize how very wrong they are. Also, anyone who has had the actual flu knows there's nothing mild about it.

I went to the grocery store yesterday wearing my mask. I had one maskless lady purposefully get into my personal 6 foot bubble a couple of times because she just HAD to have whatever I was temporarily standing in front of. I want to get a tshirt that says "I'm pregnant and have a clotting disorder. I don't want to die because of your stupidity. Stay the fark away from me." But that would offend one of these many snowflakes.
 
2020-05-15 5:51:59 PM  

evilsofa: "I don't want to breathe my own CO2. There's many researchers," she insisted. "They're bogus rules... It's ridiculous. There's so much research that says we actually are in danger of having this mask, of breathing my own CO2. Do you understand that?"

Just wait until she hears about the dangers of consuming dihydrogen monoxide.

https://www.dhmo.org/facts.html


Yeah, I liked that. Doctors and medical professionals already wear masks for at least half of their daily shift. Add in the 'Rona, and it's more or less the ENTIRE shift now. They don't seem to be suffering adverse reactions to breathing CO2.
 
2020-05-15 5:52:38 PM  
I miss the good old days of fark, where we could make fun of stupid people without it being a red vs. blue debacle. It seems every single comment section goes straight to politics within minutes
 
2020-05-15 5:54:55 PM  

China White Tea: She's faking it so she can "cure" herself with vitamins and essential oils.


Such strange times.  These tough, alpha, uber American patriots have embraced the hippie New Age stuff.  I'm surprised she's not rubbing crystals on her glands.
 
2020-05-15 5:55:26 PM  

MythDragon: Another one of those "masks make you breath your own C02 and kill you" people. That why we have doctors, factory workers, and painters constantly dying all over the place.


We went through this with seatbelts 30 years ago. Truth was that seatbelts were slightly uncomfortable so people threw a hissy and whined "muh freedomz!" and they could quote you all kinds of statistics about how seatbelts were more dangerous than not wearing seatbelts, and how they wanted to be thrown from the car in a rollover.

I'd like to think Darwin put an end to that lobby by simply killing off all the non-seatbelt wearers and taking the steam out of the movement.
 
2020-05-15 5:55:41 PM  
I see this as a future "Concern Karen" who's going to make the circuit claiming that she had it,
it wasn't that bad, so everyone should do what they want...This all seems like a setup for
some sort of disinformation campaign based around her, self-reported,"experience".
 
2020-05-15 5:55:47 PM  

Ibindigo: I miss the good old days of fark, where we could make fun of stupid people without it being a red vs. blue debacle. It seems every single comment section goes straight to politics within minutes


I hear you.  But in this case, the subject of the article did it.  Not us.
 
2020-05-15 5:57:00 PM  
Good. Being stupid should be painful.
 
2020-05-15 5:57:13 PM  

Ibindigo: I miss the good old days of fark, where we could make fun of stupid people without it being a red vs. blue debacle. It seems every single comment section goes straight to politics within minutes


It's another thing Trump ruined. He has politicized everything.
 
2020-05-15 5:58:21 PM  

Ibindigo: I miss the good old days of fark, where we could make fun of stupid people without it being a red vs. blue debacle. It seems every single comment section goes straight to politics within minutes


Um, do you need us to tell you WHY this one is in the Politics tab? She brought ALL Of the politics into this story.

Also, well, it's the POLITICS tab, why wouldn't you expect politics here?
 
2020-05-15 5:59:16 PM  
"I'm not saying I might not get it, I might get it, I mean anyone could get it, right? I mean, it's like the flu. I've had the flu many times in my life. But I've survived it."

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2020-05-15 5:59:22 PM  

Ibindigo: I miss the good old days of fark, where we could make fun of stupid people without it being a red vs. blue debacle. It seems every single comment section goes straight to politics within minutes


agreed
/ yet when a case like this is a personal blowhorn for a political movement in this country it is hard

/ still agree with you
 
2020-05-15 5:59:35 PM  

China White Tea: She's faking it so she can "cure" herself with vitamins and essential oils.


And a GoFundMe account, I'm sure.
 
2020-05-15 6:06:41 PM  
I'm not reading the whole thread, but I'm sure there are people here that refuse to wear a mask.

Can you explain to me WHY?  Is it because you feel silly?  Is it you because you don't being told what to do?

I'm not trying to start a fight, I'm trying to figure out why, even if you don't think you're sick, you wouldn't do it, "just in case"?

I mentioned before, about 3 weeks ago now, in my neighborhood, they ordered a food truck to the cul-de-sac.
I walked over with a mask on and between 20 and 30 people were congregated like a block party, not ONE mask.  Including the food truck employees!  And one woman mocked me for wearing one!

A close friend of mine is an ER doc and he tells me horror stories of people coming in with this thing.  So, even if you don't believe the government and you don't THINK you're sick, don't you believe the medical workers you see on TV?

Or is it because you HONESTLY believe "fake news" is 'staging' medical professionals to say it's worse than it is?

I honestly am trying to wrap my head around the people who refuse to wear one to prove a point.
 
2020-05-15 6:07:02 PM  
I wish I could find it now, but this morning I saw Twitter link to a video of some woman claiming that "asymptomatic" means you don't have COVID, so what's the use of testing people that don't have it just to say they are asymptomatic?

Our country is beyond farked
 
2020-05-15 6:11:06 PM  

evilsofa: Just wait until she hears about the dangers of consuming dihydrogen monoxide.


It's a Group 1 element with a hydroxide anion attached. Thus, the proper name is Hydrogen Hydroxide.
 
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