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(AP News)   Another thing about to be assimilated by Facebook because what the world needs now is Giphy with ads   (apnews.com) divider line
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2020-05-15 4:43:18 PM  
Damnit, Zuckerberg won't be happy until he can watch us all poop.
 
2020-05-15 8:05:15 PM  
Does giphy have a function outside reddit porn?
 
2020-05-15 8:11:37 PM  

Mentat: Damnit, Zuckerberg won't be happy until he can watch us all poop.


I'd pay for Zuckerberg to see nothing but people defecating on any screen he used, phone, laptop, TV, whatever.
 
2020-05-15 8:16:03 PM  

likefunbutnot: Does giphy have a function outside reddit porn?


Memes. So, in other words, no.
 
2020-05-15 8:25:06 PM  

Boojum2k: Mentat: Damnit, Zuckerberg won't be happy until he can watch us all poop.

I'd pay for Zuckerberg to see nothing but people defecating on any screen he used, phone, laptop, TV, whatever.


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What if that was his real goal?
 
2020-05-15 8:35:13 PM  

Ganon D. Mire: Boojum2k: Mentat: Damnit, Zuckerberg won't be happy until he can watch us all poop.

I'd pay for Zuckerberg to see nothing but people defecating on any screen he used, phone, laptop, TV, whatever.

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What if that was his real goal?


Then he'd be happy wanking off in his mansion of the day and not farking around with social media. Win.
 
2020-05-15 8:41:05 PM  
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2020-05-15 8:42:21 PM  

likefunbutnot: Does giphy have a function outside reddit porn?


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2020-05-15 8:51:31 PM  

Mentat: Damnit, Zuckerberg won't be happy until he can watch us all poop.


He's watching you poop already.  You grunting, sweating, and straining are helping him to become more human-ish.
 
2020-05-15 8:57:27 PM  

likefunbutnot: Does giphy have a function outside reddit porn?


Twitter.  That's why he wants it.  It pisses me off.  Even if you make a conscious effort to avoid Facebook, you can't.  The farker is just gobbling up everything.
 
2020-05-15 9:11:28 PM  
"Resistance is Futile!"
 
2020-05-15 9:13:20 PM  

MSBFDffpm: "Resistance is Futile!"


The Borg have more humanity.
 
2020-05-15 9:37:15 PM  

likefunbutnot: Does giphy have a function outside reddit porn?


No
 
2020-05-15 9:50:23 PM  
So is it pronounced Jiphy or ...

Somebody was gonna
 
2020-05-15 9:59:09 PM  

Boojum2k: Mentat: Damnit, Zuckerberg won't be happy until he can watch us all poop.

I'd pay for Zuckerberg to see nothing but people defecating on any screen he used, phone, laptop, TV, whatever.


The trouble is I think he'd be intrigued, not appalled, by human bodily functions.
 
2020-05-15 10:30:46 PM  

Bob Down: So is it pronounced Jiphy or ...

Somebody was gonna


But now it will be Zucky.
 
2020-05-15 10:44:00 PM  

Mentat: Even if you make a conscious effort to avoid Facebook, you can't.


Facebook and its properties are blocked on any network I control. It's actually pretty easy to avoid.
 
2020-05-15 10:51:46 PM  

likefunbutnot: Mentat: Even if you make a conscious effort to avoid Facebook, you can't.

Facebook and its properties are blocked on any network I control. It's actually pretty easy to avoid.


Now how do you block them from getting your data from a third party?
 
2020-05-16 12:45:11 AM  
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2020-05-16 12:54:29 AM  

Mentat: Now how do you block them from getting your data from a third party?


Sadly, in the US, you can't do that. But I'm not contributing directly.  Even if you don't have a roommate or aunt or something tagging you in all their pictures and sharing their phone contacts with it, Facebook owns or has access to most Direct Mail companies and any sort of financial transaction with a public record.

I've tried to explain to others how Facebook actually works. For about 10 years everyone thought I was paranoid but I think public consciousness has finally caught up to exactly how bad it really is.
 
2020-05-16 7:06:34 AM  
So that explains why Reddit recently dumped giphy for hosting porn gifs and came up with their own site.

/username checks out
 
2020-05-16 9:17:36 AM  

likefunbutnot: Does giphy have a function outside reddit porn?


Also, dammit, some of us like our porn to have sound!
 
2020-05-16 12:35:33 PM  
Is there an alternative to Giphy?
 
2020-05-17 3:32:25 AM  

Mentat: likefunbutnot: Does giphy have a function outside reddit porn?

Twitter.  That's why he wants it.  It pisses me off.  Even if you make a conscious effort to avoid Facebook, you can't. The farker is just gobbling up everything.


https://disconnect.me/

and

https://www.torproject.org/

go a long way in the fight against facebook, google, twitter, et al.
 
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