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2020-05-15 10:33:04 AM  
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2020-05-15 11:16:20 AM  
That would be better if it were real
 
2020-05-15 11:22:57 AM  

cretinbob: That would be better if it were real


Is it because of the pixals?
 
2020-05-15 11:37:53 AM  

Merltech: cretinbob: That would be better if it were real

Is it because of the pixals?


Because of the archive

The current cover is still pretty damn good though.
 
2020-05-15 12:03:15 PM  

cretinbob: Merltech: cretinbob: That would be better if it were real

Is it because of the pixals?

Because of the archive

The current cover is still pretty damn good though.


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2020-05-15 1:52:46 PM  
Lead, follow, or get the F*CK out of the way.

Douchebag.
 
2020-05-15 3:36:05 PM  
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2020-05-15 3:36:35 PM  
TIME has cum today?
 
2020-05-15 3:37:04 PM  
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2020-05-15 3:37:12 PM  
From now on, Trump will make reporters pay a fine whenever they write something or ask a question about the covid crisis that hurts his feelings.  It will be called a "covfefe."

/You were warned!
 
2020-05-15 3:37:50 PM  
I'm gonna frame that and put it on my wall.
 
2020-05-15 3:38:21 PM  
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So, who spanks who with this issue?
 
2020-05-15 3:38:37 PM  

mrshowrules: cretinbob: Merltech: cretinbob: That would be better if it were real

Is it because of the pixals?

Because of the archive

The current cover is still pretty damn good though.

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I'd be happy to have that framed and sent to him for display at one of his clubs.
 
2020-05-15 3:39:28 PM  
We're greening tweets about fake magazine covers?
 
2020-05-15 3:40:05 PM  
Keep it coming... all you got. This needs to be yelled from the roof/mountain tops!

We can easily rid ourselves of one form of plague.
"What do you have to lose?"
"I really don't care, do you?"

I'm willing to try...
 
2020-05-15 3:41:24 PM  
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2020-05-15 3:42:27 PM  
Memba when Time's cover had Trump's 2016 campaign in meltdown?
 
2020-05-15 3:43:18 PM  
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2020-05-15 3:44:28 PM  

schecter: [Fark user image 650x436]


If that helicopter pilot had any ounce of integrity, the moment he lifts off, he'll clear out over populated areas and crash the helicopter into the side of a mountain. Or ditch it into the Potomac.
 
2020-05-15 3:44:38 PM  
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2020-05-15 3:45:28 PM  
Tonight's tantrum should be outstanding...
 
2020-05-15 3:46:12 PM  
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2020-05-15 3:46:51 PM  

dericwater: schecter: [Fark user image 650x436]

If that helicopter pilot had any ounce of integrity, the moment he lifts off, he'll clear out over populated areas and crash the helicopter into the side of a mountain. Or ditch it into the Potomac.


We, Jarheads, have too much integrity, unfortunately
 
2020-05-15 3:47:03 PM  

cretinbob: Merltech: cretinbob: That would be better if it were real

Is it because of the pixals?

Because of the archive

The current cover is still pretty damn good though.


I disagree.  It shows him wearing a mask, even if he is wearing it wrong.  Something Trump has shown he will never do.
 
2020-05-15 3:47:51 PM  
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2020-05-15 3:48:16 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: [Fark user image image 280x373]

So, who spanks who with this issue?


$12,000 suit and the jacket doesn't fit.
 
2020-05-15 3:48:28 PM  
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2020-05-15 3:50:14 PM  
This would be big and important if this was the 70's or 80's.
Magazines hardly matter much these days.
But back in the day boy I tell ya.....
 
2020-05-15 3:50:41 PM  

Jelly Bean Raider: Tonight's tantrum should be outstanding...


Mar a Lago is reopening tomorrow. All he's thinking about today is how to sneak off for a golf weekend and squeeze some money out of the Secret Service.
 
2020-05-15 3:51:29 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: [Fark user image 280x373]

So, who spanks who with this issue?


Man, he either needs a new tailor, or he's got some birthin' hips.
 
2020-05-15 3:54:24 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: [Fark user image 280x373]

So, who spanks who with this issue?


He looks like somebody stood up a fresh corpse straight out of the coffin.
 
2020-05-15 3:56:10 PM  

quizzical: cretinbob: Merltech: cretinbob: That would be better if it were real

Is it because of the pixals?

Because of the archive

The current cover is still pretty damn good though.

I disagree.  It shows him wearing a mask, even if he is wearing it wrong.  Something Trump has shown he will never do.


The mask would smear his spray-on
 
2020-05-15 3:56:56 PM  
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Still so entrancing... we might need larger nesting dolls
 
2020-05-15 3:58:32 PM  
Doctor Hook and The Medicine Show nods empathetically.  (no, not really)

"Tiiiiimmmeee
Wanna see my picture on the cover
Tiiiiiimmmmmeeee
Gonna sell 5 copies to Mike's Mother
Tiiimmmeeee
Wanna see my smilin' face
On the cover of old glossy Time..
On the cover of old glossy........."
 
2020-05-15 4:00:19 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: [Fark user image image 280x373]

So, who spanks who with this issue?


Nobody in that farking family can stand like a normal goddam human.
 
2020-05-15 4:01:18 PM  

mrshowrules: cretinbob: Merltech: cretinbob: That would be better if it were real

Is it because of the pixals?

Because of the archive

The current cover is still pretty damn good though.

[api.time.com image 839x1119]


Needs more anus mouth shape to be accurate.
 
2020-05-15 4:05:28 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: [Fark user image 280x373]

So, who spanks who with this issue?


No.
That can't be real.
Please don't be real!
 
2020-05-15 4:05:32 PM  
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2020-05-15 4:07:06 PM  
Heheheh
 
2020-05-15 4:13:54 PM  

cretinbob: That would be better if it were real


That will be the Nov. 4 edition.
 
2020-05-15 4:26:58 PM  
As predicted, Trump has failed in every possible way.

On the other side of the aisle: It's amazing how much Trump has accomplished and look how many lives he's saved.
 
2020-05-15 4:28:12 PM  

Jelly Bean Raider: dericwater: schecter: [Fark user image 650x436]

If that helicopter pilot had any ounce of integrity, the moment he lifts off, he'll clear out over populated areas and crash the helicopter into the side of a mountain. Or ditch it into the Potomac.

We, Jarheads, have too much integrity, unfortunately


If in 1974 Nixon's head popped off and out of the stump grew that strange orange thing, those marines really should have ditched.  That's some alien invasion shiat there.
 
2020-05-15 4:32:51 PM  
If only this was real. I desperately want the media to have the gumption to just say what needs to be said, because they have the mic, the printing presses, the cameras and the eyes.

I can say it all damn day, but this is the pol tab on Fark. That's a hell of a tiny megaphone, and all I can do here is vent in a faux-controlled manner, which many here probably understand is a slow nervous breakdown. Fox, stop existing. NYT and CNN, be more blunt. CNBC, there's no hope for you because you're a farking weathervane. Right-wing snowflake media, just have a stroke and spare us.

If I missed anyone, you need to do more or get louder. Burn your sponsors if you can.
 
2020-05-15 4:34:59 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: [Fark user image image 280x373]

So, who spanks who with this issue?


Is that the 3D model before it's been animated? Shouldn't it be in a T-pose?
 
2020-05-15 4:35:41 PM  

Emposter: We're greening tweets about fake magazine covers?


"Alex, I'll take website trademarks for 800."

"'It's not news, it's' this obscure news aggregator."

/ sorry about the distracting nested quotation marks
 
2020-05-15 4:35:49 PM  

special20: Glorious Golden Ass: [Fark user image 280x373]

So, who spanks who with this issue?

He looks like somebody stood up a fresh corpse straight out of the coffin.


You can't see the strings...He's actually a puppet, not a real boy...
 
2020-05-15 4:38:50 PM  

gopher321: Lead, follow, or get the F*CK out of the way.

Douchebag.


He's using the 4th, American right-wing, option: steal everything not nailed down while screaming "Fark you, make me".
 
2020-05-15 4:40:39 PM  

Walker: [api.time.com image 800x1066]


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2020-05-15 4:49:17 PM  
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2020-05-15 4:52:56 PM  

Emposter: We're greening tweets about fake magazine covers?


Fark greens tweets from the fake president* so why not?
 
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