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(Channel News Asia)   Joey, have you ever been in a Singapore prison?   (channelnewsasia.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Hotel, Brian Dugan Yeargan, stay-home notice, Hotels, Personal protective equipment, Singapore Changi Airport, hotel room, sick wife  
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2020-05-15 8:22:32 AM  
"Joey, have you ever seen a grown Singapore man naked?"
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2020-05-15 9:54:46 AM  
Where is Kareem Abdul-Jabbar ?
 
2020-05-15 9:57:07 AM  
To quote many GOP followers

" Well he may not have hurt anyone and was working, but he broke the law, lock him up than report him to where he came from"
 
2020-05-15 10:01:24 AM  
There's gonna be a canin'!
 
2020-05-15 10:04:34 AM  
Singapore prison?!? What is it?
 
2020-05-15 10:06:02 AM  
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
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2020-05-15 10:08:24 AM  
What's your disease vector, Victor?
 
2020-05-15 10:15:33 AM  
I've never been in one, but if Singapore's prisons are like the rest of the country they're clean, efficient, and very safe.
/Yes, I get the joke.
 
2020-05-15 10:16:38 AM  
Good. Send a message
 
2020-05-15 10:18:56 AM  
Doesn't sound fun.

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2020-05-15 10:19:04 AM  
He's travelling with his wife? I thought one of the perks of being a pilot is to leave your spouse behind and have affairs all over the world.
 
2020-05-15 10:20:34 AM  

Hubris Boy: I've never been in one, but if Singapore's prisons are like the rest of the country they're clean, efficient, and very safe.
/Yes, I get the joke.


And brand-spanking-new.
 
2020-05-15 10:48:18 AM  
i wish i looked like him at 44. maybe my wife would have still been f*cking me.
 
2020-05-15 11:04:51 AM  

Clash City Farker: Singapore prison?!? What is it?


It's a hellhole in Asia, but that's not important right now.

Do you know what the difference between a Northwest pilot and a FedEx pilot?

(this one was told to me by a FedEx pilot)

The Northwest pilot gets hammered before he gets on the plane.
 
2020-05-15 11:26:25 AM  

Hubris Boy: I've never been in one, but if Singapore's prisons are like the rest of the country they're clean, efficient, and very safe.
/Yes, I get the joke.


Clean, efficient and safe is for the law-abiding citizens.  Singapore is a fascist police state that doesn't give a rip about the Malaysian guest workers who keep the place running and live packed like sardines in worker dormitories (vertical slums), if they're lucky.  And that's why Singapore had a second spike in cases.
 
2020-05-15 11:32:32 AM  
While we understand you are trying to get protective equipment. You should have waited until we told you it was safe, to protect yourself. So now we are going to put you in jail, so you can get the rona.


Soon to come to a county near you?
 
2020-05-15 11:35:17 AM  

sinko swimo: i wish i looked like him at 44. maybe my wife would have still been f*cking me.


You live in Ohio, home of Rogue Fitness.

Once the lockdown is over, grab some weights, lift heavy and take a multivitamin.
 
2020-05-15 12:26:45 PM  

brizzle365: While we understand you are trying to get protective equipment. You should have waited until we told you it was safe, to protect yourself. So now we are going to put you in jail, so you can get the rona.


Soon to come to a county near you?


If he was isolated in a hotel room for 2 weeks, why did he need to get masks and a thermometer?
 
2020-05-15 1:02:35 PM  
He added that Yeargan's employers could have delivered those items to him.

Methinks they assume things about American businesses.
 
2020-05-15 1:26:11 PM  

edmo: He added that Yeargan's employers could have delivered those items to him.

Methinks they assume things about American businesses.


I'm pretty sure Fed-Ex delivers in Singapore, even to employees.
 
2020-05-15 1:52:56 PM  

rnatalie: Clash City Farker: Singapore prison?!? What is it?

It's a hellhole in Asia, but that's not important right now.

Do you know what the difference between a Northwest pilot and a FedEx pilot?

(this one was told to me by a FedEx pilot)

The Northwest pilot gets hammered before he gets on the plane.


Northwest? Was the joke told to you thirty years ago?
 
2020-05-15 4:27:00 PM  

AloysiusSnuffleupagus: Hubris Boy: I've never been in one, but if Singapore's prisons are like the rest of the country they're clean, efficient, and very safe.
/Yes, I get the joke.

Clean, efficient and safe is for the law-abiding citizens.  Singapore is a fascist police state that doesn't give a rip about the Malaysian guest workers who keep the place running and live packed like sardines in worker dormitories (vertical slums), if they're lucky.  And that's why Singapore had a second spike in cases.


You sound Malaysian.
 
2020-05-15 5:18:44 PM  
Out buying masks and a thermometer, that sounds pretty reasonable.

An Immigration and Checkpoints Authority (ICA) officer briefed Yeargan on his 14-day stay-home notice, which said that he could not leave his place of residence at all times during the two-week period, even to buy food or essentials.

OK, maybe he should have asked the people supplying the food for them, but it's not like he had been to any hot spots.

He had submitted an online health declaration form stating that he had visited China, Hong Kong, Macau, Japan and the United States in the last 14-day period before arriving in Singapore.

OK, maybe he'd been to a couple hot spots, but it's not like he was just shopping or anything. Just a quick trip to the nearest store. He couldn't have exposed too many people...

He had left the room about 15 minutes earlier, walking to the MRT station and taking a train to City Hall. He then walked to Chinatown Point, where he visited at least four shops.
...Yeargan took a cab back to the hotel, arriving at about 2.15pm.


OK, he shouldn't have don it, but the need was urgent.

Brian Dugan Yeargan, 44, pleaded guilty to one count of breaching his stay order, which required him to stay in his hotel room for 14 days from Apr 3 to Apr 17.

However, when officers checked on Yeargan at about 11.30am on Apr 5, he was not in his hotel room.


Ya know what? fark this guy.
 
2020-05-16 2:50:35 AM  
What's wrong with bonding over a shared interest of gladiator movies?
 
2020-05-16 4:41:31 AM  

NotARocketScientist: Ya know what? fark this guy


Ya, the guy is prick. I'm a little confused that pilots would use Singapore as a home base. Isn't that eve more expensive than Hong Kong? (leaving SF far in the dust).
 
2020-05-16 10:29:38 AM  

Kalyco Jack: rnatalie: Clash City Farker: Singapore prison?!? What is it?

It's a hellhole in Asia, but that's not important right now.

Do you know what the difference between a Northwest pilot and a FedEx pilot?

(this one was told to me by a FedEx pilot)

The Northwest pilot gets hammered before he gets on the plane.

Northwest? Was the joke told to you thirty years ago?


The hammer incident took place in 1994 as well.
 
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